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Old 08-19-2013, 09:33 AM   #1
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Default Broncos to hire nanny & 15 year old......

Nanny for Von and the 15 year old cause they know how to use electronics like a fax machine better than some adults.


Also gonna pick up a broken down RB cause the kiddies aren't performing...........


Gonna cancel the carpenters for the trophy room upgrade as well.


This is starting to look and sound like the Eagles a couple of years ago...............


Somebody talk me down but this is some of the craziest BS I have ever seen in the offseason ? I'm gonna jump..............
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Old 08-19-2013, 09:36 AM   #2
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I still don't get how the Broncos FO are getting flack because Dumervil and his agent can't use a fax machine.
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Old 08-19-2013, 09:38 AM   #4
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I still don't get how the Broncos FO are getting flack because Dumervil and his agent can't use a fax machine.
Probably cause they think they were drunk during negotiations.
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Old 08-19-2013, 09:40 AM   #5
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Old 08-19-2013, 09:49 AM   #6
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Talk you down..........?




Thanks for your support and doing the obvious............

Seiously this is some crazy stuff happening this year.
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Old 08-19-2013, 10:39 AM   #7
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Old 08-19-2013, 10:41 AM   #8
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Old 08-19-2013, 11:14 AM   #9
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Nanny for Von and the 15 year old cause they know how to use electronics like a fax machine better than some adults.


Also gonna pick up a broken down RB cause the kiddies aren't performing...........


Gonna cancel the carpenters for the trophy room upgrade as well.


This is starting to look and sound like the Eagles a couple of years ago...............

Somebody talk me down but this is some of the craziest BS I have ever seen in the offseason ? I'm gonna jump..............

Peyton Manning. End thread.
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Old 08-19-2013, 11:23 AM   #10
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If you jump Gene will save you with a tube sock, pages from a flight plan, a couple plastic baggies, and lots of duct (or is it DUCK now?) tape.

So Jump!
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Old 08-19-2013, 11:29 AM   #11
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Might as well jump. *holds up boombox playing Van Halen*

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Old 08-19-2013, 11:34 AM   #12
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BTW if we are giving out Nanny's can I have a hot European Au Pair?

You know just to help with the kids and stuff.
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Old 08-19-2013, 12:04 PM   #13
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I think you are bluffing Jet, Jump and prove me wrong
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Old 08-19-2013, 12:17 PM   #14
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THis thread needs more .................................................. ......

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Old 08-19-2013, 12:22 PM   #15
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I thought the fax machine snafu was on the agent's end? That would nullify your theory about having to hire the 15-year old. They DO need a nanny for Von...
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Old 08-19-2013, 06:47 PM   #16
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Old 08-19-2013, 07:26 PM   #17
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But if he jumps...who will litter the Mane with ill timed and misplaced ellipses?
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Old 08-19-2013, 07:35 PM   #18
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Old 08-19-2013, 07:52 PM   #19
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I thought the fax machine snafu was on the agent's end? That would nullify your theory about having to hire the 15-year old. They DO need a nanny for Von...
Plus the 15yo could end up dealing pot to the players after he mobalizes his new found wealth. With our FOs history of Alcohol abuse there is a really good chance they could end up walking through the gate way, and then we will have Matt Russell driving through a cow pasture while on a quest for funions dipped in pretzel cheese. Of course the party atmosphere the FO already sustains, accompanied with a baked ambitionless haze will inevitably lead to harder drugs being present at dive valley (the hip new name for party Hq). In that case Russell will be driving through a cow pasture on a funion quest with Von Miller naked in the bed of his truck chewing on straws, rubbing all over Pats fur coat collection, and jamming out to some sweet dub step grooves. Just to keep the old timers up to speed, those are the euphoric mediums that make MDMA an exciting drug experience. Of course this little journey, all sparked by the hiring of a 15yo, will most assuredly end with Von and Matt crashing into an unmarked police car manned by strippers that they will subsequently impregnate, beat, and refuse to pay child support for.


Maybe it isn't a good idea to hire a 15yo.

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Old 08-19-2013, 10:26 PM   #20
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Old 08-19-2013, 10:33 PM   #21
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Old 08-20-2013, 05:55 AM   #22
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Old 08-20-2013, 06:33 AM   #24
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I still don't get how the Broncos FO are getting flack because Dumervil and his agent can't use a fax machine.
couldn't they have just paid him this year? this was supposed to be a all out superbowl or bust year.
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