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Old 07-10-2013, 09:02 PM   #426
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at peppermint schnapps. Are they sure it was Matt Russell and not just a 16 year-old with his ID?
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Old 07-10-2013, 09:05 PM   #427
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Meow what kind of man drinks schnapps?
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Old 07-10-2013, 09:24 PM   #428
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Meow what kind of man drinks schnapps?
First and last time I have ever been hungover. 17 years old, All night Jack Daniels and Peppermint Schnapps followed by a morning of riding around prairie surfing standing up in the back of a pick-up truck...then a couple hours huddled in front of a toilet. 'Twas enough to turn me sour on moonshine.
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First and last time I have ever been hungover. 17 years old, All night Jack Daniels and Peppermint Schnapps followed by a morning of riding around prairie surfing standing up in the back of a pick-up truck...then a couple hours huddled in front of a toilet. 'Twas enough to turn me sour on moonshine.
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Old 07-10-2013, 10:22 PM   #430
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Only thing worse than a man who gets bucked by a pony is a man who uses it as an excuse to hate horses.
I got jumped in the 8th grade by a few black kids and was of scared black people for a couple years after that. They punched me in the side of the head, so I played dead. Then I got up and ran. pure instinct

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Old 07-10-2013, 10:28 PM   #431
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Old 07-11-2013, 04:49 AM   #432
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Meow what kind of man drinks schnapps?
A German man? Though I don't think American schnaps is quite the same thing...
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Old 07-11-2013, 07:09 AM   #433
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A German man? Though I don't think American schnaps is quite the same thing...
Papers and registration please... CHICKEN F#%KER!!!!! BUHGAAAWK!!!!
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Old 07-11-2013, 07:13 AM   #434
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Papers and registration please... CHICKEN F#%KER!!!!! BUHGAAAWK!!!!
Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.
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Old 07-11-2013, 07:20 AM   #435
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Papers and registration please... CHICKEN F#%KER!!!!! BUHGAAAWK!!!!
BEAR F#%CKER, DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?
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Old 07-11-2013, 07:29 AM   #436
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According to the Colorado State Patrol, Russell was arrested on Saturday night after he hit two cars in Summit County -- one of them the Breckenridge police car.

Russell, whose 40th birthday was Friday, was driving a black Toyota Tundra pickup in Frisco when he collided with the first car, said State Patrol Trooper Nate Reid. Russell stopped and exchanged information with the other driver.

Later, Reid said, someone called the Report Every Drunk Driver Immediately tipline and reported a suspected drunken driver in a Toyota pickup heading south on Highway 9 from Interstate 70 toward Breckenridge.

A Breckenridge patrol officer had pulled over onto the shoulder of Highway 9, waiting for the Tundra to pass so he could make a traffic stop, when the pickup slammed into the back of the patrol car at about 40 mph, according to an arrest affidavit for Russell.

The officer was transported to a hospital with neck and back pain and a cut on his arm, the affidavit said. He was treated and released.

In the affidavit, State Trooper Andrew Gasparovic wrote that Russell said he "had no recollection of the accident whatsoever." The trooper wrote that Russell's speech was slurred, he had a strong odor of alcohol, he was having trouble maintaining his balance and his eyes were bloodshot and watery.

Russell failed a voluntary roadside sobriety exercise. He then registered a .246 breath-alcohol content on a portable breath tester, Gasparovic said in the affidavit. The threshold for a DUI violation in Colorado is .08.

When the trooper asked how much alcohol Russell had consumed, he replied, "two green drinks," according to the affidavit. The trooper said he recovered a half empty fifth of Hiram Walker peppermint schnapps from the Tundra.

Russell was arrested, checked out at a hospital, then booked into the Summit County jail on investigation of DUI, careless driving resulting in injury, having an open container and driving without proof of insurance.

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Old 07-11-2013, 07:48 AM   #437
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Dudebro: your avy is sweeeet
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Old 07-11-2013, 07:51 AM   #438
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Old 07-11-2013, 09:21 AM   #439
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Police also recovered two empty bottles of Melon liquer and a Rainbow flag.
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Old 07-11-2013, 09:51 AM   #440
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I wonder if the broncos are trying to hide the police report from the media?

From what I understand he plowed the cop's suv 100-200', cop got hurt and went to the hospital after he tackled Russell while he fled on foot after his vehicle died. And also had an open container.
Are we sure this doesn't belong in the Ambien thread? I didn't realize schnapps had such bad mojo to it. I could see Everclear doing this. Maybe mezcal.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:05 AM   #441
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Goldschlager Jäger and Rumple Minz together in a shot. Now that's trouble.
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Old 07-11-2013, 10:18 AM   #442
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lol at the old Rumble Minz... ftw!
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Someone mentioned in a thread earlier to call up the Goodmans. Good call, what are they up to?
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Old 07-11-2013, 11:14 AM   #444
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Someone mentioned in a thread earlier to call up the Goodmans. Good call, what are they up to?
If you have more than one Goodman, do you have Goodmen?
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Old 07-11-2013, 11:47 AM   #445
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Hiram Walker Peppermint Schnapps really? You cheap F&#K Matt. I find it funny he was drinking that crap because do men really drink that stuff outside of college? I bet he was doing it while playing World of War Craft or some other role playing video game.
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Old 07-11-2013, 12:02 PM   #446
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Hiram Walker Peppermint Schnapps really? You cheap F&#K Matt. I find it funny he was drinking that crap because do men really drink that stuff outside of college? I bet he was doing it while playing World of War Craft or some other role playing video game.
I still drink it with hot chocolate in the winter.
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Old 07-11-2013, 12:16 PM   #447
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Schnapps is for teenagers
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Old 07-11-2013, 12:23 PM   #448
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Schnapps is for teenagers
They shouldn't sell it to adults then.
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Old 07-11-2013, 12:39 PM   #449
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Police also recovered two empty bottles of Melon liquer and a Rainbow flag.
And a 15 inch dil-do
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Old 07-12-2013, 03:39 AM   #450
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I just read my first Kiszla column in the last ten years. I wanted to see the pics of Russell and Heckert he had in it. Well I only read a few sentences, but wow the first time in a long time I open one of his columns.
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