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Old 06-12-2013, 07:23 AM   #1
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Old 06-12-2013, 07:26 AM   #2
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Handy rebuttal to anything Wags supports: youtube videos of Obama speeches, circa 2007.
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Wags uses this chart before having sex with his partner's pooper
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Old 06-12-2013, 07:33 AM   #4
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4 stages of the GoLytely bowel prep:

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2. See type 7 Wags fecal chart

3. Screaming butt piss

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Old 06-12-2013, 07:58 AM   #5
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Wags doesn't start many threads but when he does they are Shiit y.

It was kind of him to give a scoring system for them.
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Old 06-12-2013, 09:30 AM   #6
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4 stages of the GoLytely bowel prep:

1. See type 4 Wags fecal chart

2. See type 7 Wags fecal chart

3. Screaming butt piss

4. Butthole dry heaves
One of the least pleasant experiences of my life. That and trying to not puke the stuff back up.
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Old 06-12-2013, 12:42 PM   #7
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4 stages of the GoLytely bowel prep:

1. See type 4 Wags fecal chart

2. See type 7 Wags fecal chart

3. Screaming butt piss

4. Butthole dry heaves
This might be the best post I have seen in a long time. I had to give myself an Enema post op, it was not #3 as described above, but it was like firing a gigantic sleeve of golf balls from my fart pipe at an alarming rate..... but I did skip right to #4..... I was afraid I should **** intestine.
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This might be the best post I have seen in a long time. I had to give myself an Enema post op, it was not #3 as described above, but it was like firing a gigantic sleeve of golf balls from my fart pipe at an alarming rate..... but I did skip right to #4..... I was afraid I should **** intestine.
Yep, I opted for the GoLytely, thought it sounded easy ...........

Take my advice once you start drinking it, don't leave the house, don't even go out in the yard.
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Yep, I opted for the GoLytely, thought it sounded easy ...........

Take my advice once you start drinking it, don't leave the house, don't even go out in the yard.
you give it to someone like Bob just before a closed room speed dating session.
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Yep, I opted for the GoLytely, thought it sounded easy ...........

Take my advice once you start drinking it, don't leave the house, don't even go out in the yard.
and you can't hold it, no matter how much you pucker up.... but yes, keep a ****ter nearby, very nearby
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