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Old 06-06-2013, 01:19 PM   #151
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It's okay..........Foneco will always be Foneco..and you'll always be the 41 year old virgin who was too cheap to pay for drinks..............it's okay........
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Old 06-06-2013, 01:22 PM   #152
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Alright I'm starting to see why this guy's a 41 year old virgin.
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Old 06-06-2013, 01:24 PM   #153
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Old 06-06-2013, 01:25 PM   #154
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Old 06-06-2013, 01:28 PM   #155
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And FYI I'm not a virgin.
Dude, you started this thing with "I am a 41 year old virgin."

Either you wanted to create a killer thread or you are a knucklehead. Probably both?
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Old 06-06-2013, 01:29 PM   #156
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And FYI I'm not a virgin.
Too late to backtrack now....from here on out you are 41 Aņos, virgen.
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Old 06-06-2013, 01:29 PM   #157
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Dude, you started this thing with "I am a 41 year old virgin."

Either you wanted to create a killer thread or you are a knucklehead. Probably both?
My bets on a knucklehead that accidentally created a killer thread.
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Old 06-06-2013, 01:30 PM   #158
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Old 06-06-2013, 01:31 PM   #159
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Too late to backtrack now....from here on out you are 41 Aņos, Virgin.

Maybe he means he is no longer a virgin
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When a 41 year old man claims he is a virgin and gets teased about it and tries to claim he is not a virgin the next day, he hasn't seen p***Y since Dick Nixon was president.
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Old 06-06-2013, 01:36 PM   #161
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After reading this guys posts i'm starting to think it really is hopeless for him mentally. Here's some sites to get you started Los Virgens.

www.backpage.com

www.theeroticreview.com

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here's one in Utah, since you're probably too damn lazy to do just about anything on your own accord. Go.
http://saltlakecity.backpage.com/Bod...ity-25/4217294
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She will probably be expensive but this is your first time so no sense in saving money on a cheap ugly one. One hour should do you good, if you're gonna book her for anything more it might get too pricey; so if you absolutely need a full night, grab a flight to the Dominican Republic's Viking hotel. If you want to go extra hard, Israel gets all the traffic'd Eastern European women.

Thank me later.

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Old 06-06-2013, 01:45 PM   #162
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I have to admit that running up a 100 dollar bar tab on the first date and having her pay is boss material. That was some Jedi mind trickery, and frankly I'm kind of pissed at myself for never attempting such a maneuver when I was single.
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I have to admit that running up a 100 dollar bar tab on the first date and having her pay is boss material. That was some Jedi mind trickery, and frankly I'm kind of pissed at myself for never attempting such a maneuver when I was single.
I'd love to see a pic of the lady in question... just say'n.
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If you and a girl drink $100 worth of alcohol and you don't get laid, then you may very well be a 41 year old virgin.
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never mind, found it:

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Old 06-06-2013, 02:09 PM   #167
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Alright I'm starting to see why this guy's a 41 year old virgin.
Wrong, my son is 15.
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Wrong, my son is 15.


Those don't count man.
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Old 06-06-2013, 02:16 PM   #169
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Those don't count man.
Try again
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Wrong, my son is 15.
The second coming !!!!!
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Old 06-06-2013, 02:51 PM   #171
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If she asks you if you have a condom, always say no. If she doesn't have one, that's when you pull the whole... "oh wait, here it is" thing.
Yeah that's not the best move for a virgin. He needs to stay desensitized so he can last more than 2 pumps. So a rubber is a good thing. Also unless you know the chick is clean, don't play russian roulette with your dick.
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Old 06-06-2013, 03:08 PM   #172
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He said he's a virgin.

Thing is we don't know what he looks like. We live in a vain world. If you don't look good, odds are you won't attract lookers unless you're loaded. In which case they're usually not about you anyway.

It's really all about the face.

If you're overweight hit the ****ing gym. Shed that fat and make some gains.

Get the physical part done with.

After that, there's one BIG thing you need to focus on when it comes to attracting women.

Confidence.

Women looooooooooooove a confident man.
That is all crap aside from the confidence part. Sure looks, a killer 6pack and cash make it easy, but a fat slob with confidence can pull down major ass. If you can make a girl laugh and are confident you can land any girl.

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Old 06-06-2013, 03:17 PM   #173
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Compliment her appearance and footwear. Then ask if you may insert your penis into her. Works everytime.
I actually pulled this off in college. Complimented her pants cause her ass was amazing. Got her a beer and asked if she wanted to continue the conversation in a quiet bedroom and then I plowed her like a field donkey. Literally 15 minutes between meeting and being root deep.

I miss college.
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I'd hit that....in 1921.
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