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Old 06-05-2013, 11:12 PM   #76
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wait wait wait wait wait... is this serious? I thought it was a joke? If this thread is serious, dear OP, don't listen to anyone saying anything, give either me or the Reverend a pm, immediately. Man intervention is needed.

If you give me a PM, know this, I will not help you obtain love or anything resembling it, but i will teach you how to get laid (without buying a hooker), that I promise.
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Old 06-05-2013, 11:12 PM   #77
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That might work if sex is all you're looking for.
He said he's a virgin.

Thing is we don't know what he looks like. We live in a vain world. If you don't look good, odds are you won't attract lookers unless you're loaded. In which case they're usually not about you anyway.

It's really all about the face.

If you're overweight hit the ****ing gym. Shed that fat and make some gains.

Get the physical part done with.

After that, there's one BIG thing you need to focus on when it comes to attracting women.

Confidence.

Women looooooooooooove a confident man.
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Old 06-05-2013, 11:16 PM   #78
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wait wait wait wait wait... is this serious? I thought it was a joke? If this thread is serious, dear OP, don't listen to anyone saying anything, give either me or the Reverend a pm, immediately. Man intervention is needed.

If you give me a PM, know this, I will not help you obtain love or anything resembling it, but i will teach you how to get laid (without buying a hooker), that I promise.
At the very least, he shouldn't be listening to Smurf and Sir. Their advice should be taken with a proton of an atom.
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Old 06-05-2013, 11:24 PM   #79
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Best way to get laid is to ask or at least try. You might need a wingman and be in a city that has night clubs.

Dance floors are the easiest place to get women. Have the balls to dance. Trying is a big step. At least you have a chance. Not like the 15 dudes standing around because they're afraid they'll look like idiots. Get as drunk as you need to accomplish this step.

Don't dress like an old man. It will work eventually!
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Old 06-05-2013, 11:41 PM   #80
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At the very least, he shouldn't be listening to Smurf and Sir. Their advice should be taken with a proton of an atom.
He doesn't just need dating advice, he needs lifestyle advice. If a man is a virgin at 41 and its not by choice, he needs to seriously change the way he approaches life before it really is too late.
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Old 06-05-2013, 11:50 PM   #81
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OM Vegas trip to get this guy laid!
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Old 06-06-2013, 12:05 AM   #82
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wait wait wait wait wait... is this serious? I thought it was a joke? If this thread is serious, dear OP, don't listen to anyone saying anything, give either me or the Reverend a pm, immediately. Man intervention is needed.

If you give me a PM, know this, I will not help you obtain love or anything resembling it, but i will teach you how to get laid (without buying a hooker), that I promise.
Dear Sharkface,

Listen to this man. PM him. There are ways. You just must learn them.
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Old 06-06-2013, 12:21 AM   #83
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Here's the story.

We plan to meet for some beers. I buy first round, then she opens a tap.

She's ordering us shots and beers. Were pretty ****ed up after all this.

She sends me a text saying "thanks for the 100 tap" "you could of helped"
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Old 06-06-2013, 12:23 AM   #84
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If you **** up time and time again, what other option do I have?
Well for starters, I would probably not go to a sporting forum asking for advice during the date from the bathroom. That's a sure sign you are already failing.


For god sake man, do you live in a jungle where there are no broads? There's got to be a ton of ladies in their 40's that are fat and have kids and can't get laid.

My advice, join POF (plenty of fish) and you'll have as many dates as you can handle. Just have a good time and make a move already. No need to be forceful or anything.........but cmon man, make a move and see where it goes. What's the worst thing that can happen, she says no. So be it, move on to the next one. If you don't make a move, you will never know. 40's way to old to be a virgin (that's if you're not joking - if you are, this thread is worthless).

My other advice would be to lose weight if your fat. Get some braces if you have F'd up teeth. Get your back waxed if you have a hairy back. Get a job if you don't have one. Clean your place if it's a dump. Oh yeah, and shave your balls. Women really dig the clean look these days, hahaha. Well, they do. I know I know, TMI, live with it.
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Old 06-06-2013, 12:25 AM   #85
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Here's the story.

We plan to meet for some beers. I buy first round, then she opens a tap.

She's ordering us shots and beers. Were pretty ****ed up after all this.

She sends me a text saying "thanks for the 100 tap" "you could of helped"
Uh, yeah, my next advice, pay for everything on the 1st date. The whole dutch thing just says to the woman you're one cheap MF'er and you aint gonna get none.
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Old 06-06-2013, 12:27 AM   #86
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Uh, yeah, my next advice, pay for everything on the 1st date. The whole dutch thing just says to the woman you're one cheap MF'er and you aint gonna get none.
So that's it then? No chance at this point?
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Old 06-06-2013, 12:32 AM   #87
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So that's it then? No chance at this point?
C'mon man, really... is this really happening?


Okay I'll bite. Call her, tell her you've been short as hell on sleep due to work killing you lately with long hours (ie, you're a busy man; work needs you). Say the low sleep took the wind out of you bad and caused you to be as wasted as you'd ever been and so you completely forgot the tab when you thought you'd paid it. Tell her that next time everythings gonna be on you.

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Old 06-06-2013, 12:46 AM   #88
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You're either going to have to do damage control or move on to the next girl. Was she generally having a good time? If so it may be worth it to do the damage control. Going dutch is alright, but her paying way more isn't.

She may be more receptive if you are bluntly honest about the circumstances. Maybe not the virgin stuff, but maybe that you haven't dated a lot, nervous, ect. Some women are suckers for honesty/weakness. Depends on the broad, but worth a shot.
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Old 06-06-2013, 12:53 AM   #89
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If you **** up time and time again, what other option do I have?
Get yourself a fat girl. They are always DTF.
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Old 06-06-2013, 01:04 AM   #90
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Get yourself a fat girl. They are always DTF.
That's a near last resort.
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So that's it then? No chance at this point?
I wouldn't even apologize or make excuses (they know when your lying), tell her you will get the next round. At the same time move on to other girls and get some experience to hone your game.
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Old 06-06-2013, 01:08 AM   #92
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Seriously, always pay for the first date.. in the end you always have to pay for it... one way or another
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Old 06-06-2013, 01:09 AM   #93
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I wouldn't even apologize or make excuses (they know when your lying), tell her you will get the next round. At the same time move on to other girls and get some experience to hone your game.
Aggreed. Also aggree with the POF approach. Talk to as many blotches as you can
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Old 06-06-2013, 05:24 AM   #94
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Tell her you're a matador.

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The OP might wanna watch this movie..no seriously. It'll help you!

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Old 06-06-2013, 05:33 AM   #96
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tell her she's right and say you have $100 for she can have next Saturday
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Old 06-06-2013, 05:40 AM   #97
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tell her she's right and say you have $100 for she can have next Saturday
This should get him back on track.
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Old 06-06-2013, 05:46 AM   #98
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Old 06-06-2013, 05:52 AM   #99
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If you **** up time and time again, what other option do I have?
Jerking off.
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Old 06-06-2013, 06:13 AM   #100
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Compliment her appearance and footwear. Then ask if you may insert your penis into her. Works everytime.
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