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Old 06-05-2013, 09:57 PM   #51
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Theres no interest to gauge when the girl is ready to get (bleeped).

The "do you have a condom" question is the last exit from pound town. Last chance the chick has to skip out. By saying no, you find out if she thinks you are worth it.

Geeze man I dont sleep with broads and I know that.


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Old 06-05-2013, 10:03 PM   #52
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The "do you have a condom" question is the last exit from pound town. Last chance the chick has to skip out. By saying no, you find out if she thinks you are worth it.


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Old 06-05-2013, 10:05 PM   #53
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"Does she think I'm worth it?"

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Worth it for her, dude. Every man thinks they are worth it.

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Old 06-05-2013, 10:06 PM   #54
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Worth it for her, dude. Every man thinks they are worth it.

Because well...We are! In our own minds at least!

So what happens when two dudes hook up? Everybody wins?
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Old 06-05-2013, 10:10 PM   #55
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Because well...We are! In our own minds at least!

So what happens when two dudes hook up? Everybody wins?

Usually the do you have a condom question is not brought up. The buttseks is going to happen. But, oddly enough, STD test results are carried.

Strange.

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Old 06-05-2013, 10:14 PM   #56
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The "do you have a condom" question is the last exit from pound town. Last chance the chick has to skip out. By saying no, you find out if she thinks you are worth it.

Geeze man I dont sleep with broads and I know that.


That's beta male bull****.
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Old 06-05-2013, 10:24 PM   #57
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That's beta male bull****.

How so?


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Old 06-05-2013, 10:36 PM   #58
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I was going to ask if he smelled blood. Often a warning sign. Makes sense since he's a shark and all that.
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Old 06-05-2013, 10:38 PM   #59
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Is this a fluff piece?
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Old 06-05-2013, 10:42 PM   #60
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Gauges her interest. If she wants to get down, her disappointment will be obvious...unless she is a skank and doesnt care.

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Old 06-05-2013, 10:46 PM   #61
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How so?


Only would a beta male consider his worth and consult his feelings about a situation where a woman wants his dick.
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Old 06-05-2013, 10:48 PM   #62
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Buy her kids a couple of these

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Old 06-05-2013, 11:02 PM   #63
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Tell her life without you is like a broken pencil, Pointless. Then stick your pencil into her sharpener.
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Old 06-05-2013, 11:03 PM   #64
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If you've gone until 41 without getting laid it is seriously hooker time. Take a trip to Thailand and come back a new man.
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Old 06-05-2013, 11:18 PM   #65
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Only would a beta male consider his worth and consult his feelings about a situation where a woman wants his dick.

Which would make sense if that is what I said. I was talking about her, not the dude. If she says no, its a no. No matter how alpha you imagine yourself to be.


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Since when does 1 date equal sex? i think there might be some deeper issues here. Don't sell yourself short...do you want 1 desert or a buffet.

I have one peice of advice: 'shake it like a Polaroid picture.'

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Old 06-05-2013, 11:45 PM   #67
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Date is over, went ok I guess.

Smokestack lighting.
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Which would make sense if that is what I said. I was talking about her, not the dude. If she says no, its a no. No matter how alpha you imagine yourself to be.


I was responding to your "if you are worth it" post in which it was pretty clear what you meant.

Also, it should be known that the basis (smurfs post) was on the girl wanting to get (bleeped), since she is asking for the condom. Nobody is talking about the girl saying no.
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Old 06-05-2013, 11:56 PM   #69
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From the looks of it, I might be a virgin till I die.

Suicide may be a better option.
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From the looks of it, I might be a virgin till I die.

Suicide may be a better option.
Yeah don't do that.
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Old 06-06-2013, 12:03 AM   #71
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Yeah don't do that.
If you **** up time and time again, what other option do I have?
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If you **** up time and time again, what other option do I have?
You can **** up a million times. All it takes is just one right time to get things turned around.
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Old 06-06-2013, 12:06 AM   #73
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There are monks that go 90 years without having sex, and they are the most at-peace people you will ever find. I'm actually jealous of those types.
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If you **** up time and time again, what other option do I have?
http://www.bunnyranch.com

Better than killing yourself.
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That might work if sex is all you're looking for.
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