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Old 06-05-2013, 08:20 PM   #26
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Hint at a possible 3some and hit on other chicks.
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:22 PM   #27
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:25 PM   #28
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:25 PM   #29
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You should two hole her after an hour. Rough her up a little she will love it.
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:28 PM   #30
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Make her pay for her half.
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:28 PM   #31
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If you date her, have sex, and then don't like her, don't post about her in detail on this board. Bob can give you more details on why that's a bad idea...
Lol! That's a top 10 thread.
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:30 PM   #32
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Hit it quick so as to avoid the possibility of your roommate walking in.... or something.
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:31 PM   #33
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Make her pay for her half.
This is great advice for how to become a 42 year old virgin.
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:31 PM   #34
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If she asks you if you have a condom, always say no. If she doesn't have one, that's when you pull the whole... "oh wait, here it is" thing.
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:32 PM   #35
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Use the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.

Demonstrate value
Engage physically
Nurture Dependence
Neglect emotionally
Inspire hope
Seperate entirely


Can't go wrong.

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Old 06-05-2013, 08:33 PM   #36
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:35 PM   #37
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This is great advice for how to become a 42 year old virgin.
They didn't fight for equal rights to not be able to pay for their own food dude.

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If she asks you if you have a condom, always say no. If she doesn't have one, that's when you pull the whole... "oh wait, here it is" thing.
I prefer the Archer candy wrapper method.
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:38 PM   #38
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:39 PM   #39
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They didn't fight for equal rights to not be able to pay for their own food dude.
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Yeah, p***Y hunting is a great time to make an ideological stand.
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:40 PM   #40
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If she asks you if you have a condom, always say no. If she doesn't have one, that's when you pull the whole... "oh wait, here it is" thing.
Wat?
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:43 PM   #41
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Yeah, p***Y hunting is a great time to make an ideological stand.
If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. Who calls it p***Y hunting anyways
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:44 PM   #42
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If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. Who calls it p***Y hunting anyways
A guy looking to snap a 41 year dry spell.
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:45 PM   #43
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Wat?

Gauges her interest. If she wants to get down, her disappointment will be obvious...unless she is a skank and doesnt care.

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Old 06-05-2013, 08:46 PM   #44
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Gauges her interest. If she wants to get down, her disappointment will be obvious...unless she is a skank and doesnt care.

In which case you should use 2.
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:48 PM   #45
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In which case you should use 2.

And guarantee herpes? No, my good sir. No.


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Old 06-05-2013, 08:50 PM   #46
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Also, don't go down on her unless you want throat cancer.
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:53 PM   #47
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Are her knees pointy?


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Old 06-05-2013, 08:53 PM   #48
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If she performes a blumpkin, she's a keeper.
I had to look that one up. Does that mean you think more of me, or less of me?

Also, if she does do the blumpkin, you could never marry her, so there's that. Might as well give it a shot.
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:54 PM   #49
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Gauges her interest. If she wants to get down, her disappointment will be obvious...unless she is a skank and doesnt care.

Theres no interest to gauge when the girl is ready to get (bleeped).
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Old 06-05-2013, 08:56 PM   #50
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Just pluck a broad off myredbook.com. That'll cure your virgin woes.
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