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Old 03-28-2013, 10:47 AM   #51
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If you want to get her horny, clean the house.
Either that or scope up a groupon or living social deal for house cleaning. They are on there all the time. I grab several at a time. Every month I have a crew come in and scrub the place from top to bottom. Makes it real easy to always keep up. Usually they will continue the same deal without the coupon. If they don't I find another.

Wife comes home, wine is chilled, house is clean. Works wonders.

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Old 03-28-2013, 11:44 AM   #52
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Kaylore nailed it.
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Old 03-28-2013, 12:06 PM   #53
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do everything in your power to make sure nothing comes before her... not your job, not your parents/family, not your children, not your stupid friends, nothing comes before her.

and do not make a major decision or purchase without the both of you being in total agreement on it....

buy life insurance, live as comfortably as you can below your means..... tell her everyday that you love her and that you think she is the most beautiful woman in the world.
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Old 03-28-2013, 12:41 PM   #54
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If she has bad PMS you will argue like clockwork once a month. She needs someone to get pissed at to get the venom out. Unfortunately that's you. Forever.
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Old 03-28-2013, 12:54 PM   #55
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do everything in your power to make sure nothing comes before her... not your job, not your parents/family, not your children, not your stupid friends, nothing comes before her.

and do not make a major decision or purchase without the both of you being in total agreement on it....

buy life insurance, live as comfortably as you can below your means..... tell her everyday that you love her and that you think she is the most beautiful woman in the world.
Sorry, but my kids are first and my wife would agree with me. Kids, then Wife, then everything else.
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Old 03-28-2013, 01:41 PM   #56
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Sorry, but my kids are first and my wife would agree with me. Kids, then Wife, then everything else.
My wife and I agree to the exact opposite, at least in theory (maybe not always in practice.)

I've seen more than one too many "kids first" marriages fall apart once the fledglings left the nest.
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Old 03-28-2013, 02:49 PM   #57
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Listen to her and don't tell her how to fix the issue. Women want someone to listen and that is all.
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Listen to her and don't tell her how to fix the issue. Women want someone to listen and that is all.
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Listen to her and don't tell her how to fix the issue. Women want someone to listen and that is all.
^^^ and definitely this ^^^

I'm getting married in a year as well and one thing I learned was that if she comes home and starts talking about how bad her coworkers are ... she just wants to vent and she wants someone to listen. She's a grown woman and doesn't need you to fix it for her ... only listen to her.

Oh ... and make her scream in bed.
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Old 03-28-2013, 04:10 PM   #58
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Guide her toward female friends who have bums/garbage boyfriend/husbands or are alone all the time, this way she will always have continued external reminders of how lucky she is to have you.
Might be some of the best advice I've received, from anyone
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Old 03-28-2013, 04:10 PM   #59
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Dont **** her sister
Yeah her sister falls into the......ummm.....well flat out she's ugly and it won't be an issue
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Old 03-28-2013, 04:11 PM   #60
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Thoughtful anniversary presents like a dyson vacuum cleaner or a hand-painted map to the kitchen will keep you in good graces.
Do I have to paint the map myself? I'm not very artistic
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Old 03-28-2013, 04:13 PM   #61
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Congrats. Is she Canadian too or did you smuggle an American over the border?
For what? Her healthcare benefits ha-ha?
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Old 03-28-2013, 04:15 PM   #62
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Ha-ha thanks for all the well wishes and advice guys/gals. Truth be told, she's a wonderful gal and I couldn't be more excited. Although not actually looking for advice from an online sports forum, I knew I'd get some great responses from y'all.

Thanks again to all, and really looking forward to one hell of a party and one hell of a hangover week in Hawaii.
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Old 03-28-2013, 04:19 PM   #63
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Ha-ha thanks for all the well wishes and advice guys/gals. Truth be told, she's a wonderful gal and I couldn't be more excited. Although not actually looking for advice from an online sports forum, I knew I'd get some great responses from y'all.

Thanks again to all, and really looking forward to one hell of a party and one hell of a hangover week in Hawaii.
I get the impression you think we're done.
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Old 03-28-2013, 05:03 PM   #64
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Congrats dood

I have 4 words of wisdom

Happy wife, happy life.
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Old 03-28-2013, 06:17 PM   #65
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Keep her away from guys named Kyle.
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Old 03-28-2013, 09:00 PM   #66
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Congrats dood

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Happy wife, happy life.
or 6...dont put it in her butt,
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Old 03-29-2013, 05:41 AM   #67
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Keep sep. bank accounts and split the bills down the middle. Have one account that is for paying household bills.
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Old 03-29-2013, 07:16 AM   #68
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or 6...dont put it in her butt,
or when you do be sure to act surprised, or at least yell SURPRISE !
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Old 03-29-2013, 07:39 AM   #69
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CB, you mentioned in your rep to me you "cannot clean very well" and felt if you tried to clean you would make her more mad.

I'll just say you better get better at it and you better try. Unless you are both slobs, helping keep her sanctuary (that's how they see their house) in order is part of your husbandly duties now. Get ready for her weird rules about where things go, too.
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Old 03-29-2013, 08:06 AM   #70
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Get ready for her weird rules about where things go, too.
Yeah. And these rules are subject to unspoken and unilateral amendment at any time.
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Old 03-29-2013, 08:35 AM   #71
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Get ready for her weird rules about where things go, too.
Are we still talking about the sticking it in her butt comment
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Old 03-29-2013, 08:44 AM   #72
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CB, you mentioned in your rep to me you "cannot clean very well" and felt if you tried to clean you would make her more mad.

I'll just say you better get better at it and you better try. Unless you are both slobs, helping keep her sanctuary (that's how they see their house) in order is part of your husbandly duties now. Get ready for her weird rules about where things go, too.
Is this code?
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Old 03-29-2013, 08:46 AM   #73
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Are we still talking about the sticking it in her butt comment
I think it applies in many circumstances.
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Old 03-29-2013, 09:01 AM   #74
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Congratulations man. When I run the world you would've been in the procreation rights category, so this is a solid step
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Old 03-29-2013, 09:02 AM   #75
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Congrats. Hope for the best, plan for the worst. PRENUP. followed by POSTNUP.

you WILL thank me.
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