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Old 03-19-2013, 11:59 AM   #151
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To avoid any mess-ups Doom and his new agent have purchased the services of the Pony Express. The horses left 15 minutes ago and should be in Denver by the Tax deadline.

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Old 03-19-2013, 12:01 PM   #152
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To avoid any messups Doom and his new agent have purchased the services of the Pony Express. The horses left 15 minutes ago and should be in Denver by the Tax deadline.
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Old 03-19-2013, 12:02 PM   #153
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Elvis' first fax reply: "Wait for it. . ."

Elvis second fax reply: "Stay on target. . ."

Elvis third fax reply: <@:^]

Elvis fourth fax reply: (insert body part here)

Elvis. . .
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Old 03-19-2013, 12:04 PM   #154
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Clearly there is an opportunity for FedEx/Kinkos to monetize this. Sponsor a live press conference / contract signing.

Then, get sign Elvis as a pitch man.
I can see that advertisement


I don't always sign multi-million dollar contracts, but when I do I do it late at kinkos.
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Old 03-19-2013, 12:12 PM   #155
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Elvis is still spooling the lined printer paper he has into his dot matrix fax machine.
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Old 03-19-2013, 12:13 PM   #156
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James Hickok gets it there on time.
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Old 03-19-2013, 12:14 PM   #157
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Elvis is still spooling the lined printer paper he has into his dot matrix fax machine.
I remember those things.... so loud...




Then my school got a laserjet printer, and I was like "woah, that thing is so quiet. Then we got an inkjet and never looked back,
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Old 03-19-2013, 12:28 PM   #158
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It will be hilarious if Dumervil comes back at a really great price. Instead of getting 30 million bucks. . . like 25 for 3 years. LoooooooooooL.
Didn't he have guarantees left that just got accelerated at his release?
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Old 03-19-2013, 12:38 PM   #159
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I remember those things.... so loud...




Then my school got a laserjet printer, and I was like "woah, that thing is so quiet. Then we got an inkjet and never looked back,
yup... that an the dial up modem where the origin of Dub Step.
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Old 03-19-2013, 12:39 PM   #160
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Dwight Freeney - DL - Colts

CBS Sports reports the Ravens have "expressed interest" in free agent Dwight Freeney.
League sources tell reporter Jason La Canfora that free agent Elvis Dumervil is the Ravens' top target for pass-rushing help, but that Freeney and perhaps Osi Umenyiora are also possibilites. Freeney has made just one visit since the start of free agency, venturing to New England last Friday.
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Old 03-19-2013, 12:40 PM   #161
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Whaddaya mean you don't have the fax yet John?

I stuffed the papers in this can like, half and hour ago.
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Old 03-19-2013, 12:43 PM   #162
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Magin claiming email was sufficient agreement under CBA:

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nfl--at...185829601.html

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Cornwell pointed to Article 4, Section 5a of the CBA. The clause indicates that a team and player need only have an "agreement" on a contract. The section does not specify that the agreement has to be signed.

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Old 03-19-2013, 12:47 PM   #163
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Magin claiming email was sufficient agreement under CBA:

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nfl--at...185829601.html
Whatever the "proof" is...doesn't it need to be to the league by the deadline?
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Old 03-19-2013, 12:47 PM   #164
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http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nfl--at...185829601.html
I just read that article as well.

The whole thing is stupid.
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Old 03-19-2013, 12:49 PM   #165
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Whatever the "proof" is...doesn't it need to be to the league by the deadline?
By Cornwell's reading of the clause, the team and the player had an agreement when Magid emailed Denver at 3:24 p.m. ET Friday.

"At that point, the club could have notified [the] league that they had a new deal," Cornwell wrote in a text message. "They sent standard player contract that had inaccurate guarantee language and sent correct language at 3:40 [p.m.]."


Of course this is the agent's lawyer, so he's going to say the Donks didn't send it in to the office.

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Old 03-19-2013, 01:10 PM   #166
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Old 03-19-2013, 01:16 PM   #167
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What the ef is you reasoning for calling the Denver Broncos the Donks anyway? What the hell, aren't you a fan?
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! oh no...it's the Donkey police

anyway...for ksk fans


http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/...uisitions.html
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Old 03-19-2013, 01:22 PM   #169
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! oh no...it's the Donkey police

anyway...for ksk fans


http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/...uisitions.html
wow, that is pretty awesome!!
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Old 03-19-2013, 01:35 PM   #170
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! oh no...it's the Donkey police

anyway...for ksk fans


http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/...uisitions.html
Damn right it is assclown! What the hell, do you think it is right to call the Broncos donkeys? GFY!
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Old 03-19-2013, 01:39 PM   #171
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Damn right it is assclown! What the hell, do you think it is right to call the Broncos donkeys? GFY!
I don't like people using the word "donkey" but clowns scare me too.
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Old 03-19-2013, 01:40 PM   #172
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Old 03-19-2013, 01:45 PM   #173
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Damn right it is assclown! What the hell, do you think it is right to call the Broncos donkeys? GFY!
Sorry Sir!! I'll try to stay off your lawn next time
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Old 03-19-2013, 01:46 PM   #174
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The term 'donkey' really isn't that insulting when you consider our division rivels are the Queefs, Chuggers, and Faiders.
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Sorry, I lost my mind, it just pisses me off when people call our team the Donks or Donkeys especially those that are supposed to be fans!
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