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Old 02-13-2013, 10:27 AM   #1
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From http://boston.barstoolsports.com/ran...-you-scenario/

You are being forced to spend the next 10 years of your life in a basement. After those 10 years, you will receive $10 mil. Your basement comes fully furnished with a good bed, sink, a toilet, a shower and a trash chute. You are also being given a bonus 30 points to spend on items/amenities that you can take with you to your basement. BONUS BONUS: If you half your $10 mil payout to $5 mil, you will receive 35 points to spend. If you reduce your payout to zero, you receive 40 points.

- A functioning microwave with microwaveable meals only 2 points
- Unlimited fast food with the exception of Chick fil-A (add CFA +1 point) 4 points
- Full kitchen, unlimited amounts of the finest ingredients and an iPad that is programmed with every recipe on the planet (iPad for recipe use only) 6 points
- A stunningly attractive 18 year old. She will have sex with you. 18 points
- All movies and TV shows. 4 points
- Top of the line desktop computer, new components will be delivered to you as technology progresses. 6 points
- Gourmet food from the world's finest chef, flown to you daily. 9 points
- 52" TV with all the cable channels and premium packages. 7 points
- A skylight which will provide sunlight in your basement. 2 points
- Add all video games that have been released and new releases over time. 4 points
- Internet 16 points You can't download or stream anything, can't etrade.
- Surround sound system with all recorded music. 4 points
- Workout room with weights, treadmill, basketball court and batting cage. 5 points
- Barry Bonds. 7 points
- Library and study with every book ever published. 4 points
- Unlimited booze. 5 points
- Unlimited drugs. 5 points
- Unlimited tobacco products. 4 points
- HD camera. 3 points
- Garden with greenhouse. 2 points
- You get the money up front and now have access to the stock market. 7 points
- A cell phone that can only be activated one day a week. 3 points
- Hygiene products and a jacuzzi bath tub. 3 points
- Medical care from the medical school of New Delhi. Upgrade to Mayo Clinic doctor for +1. 2 points
- Full model train set complete with warehouse sized room to build it. 2 points
- Workshop with industrial tools, drawing table and supplies. 6 points
- Pool table. 1 point
- A gun with 3 bullets. 1 point
- A kitten or puppy. 6 points
- Satellite radio. 2 points

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