I'm a new fan of Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke - Page 4 - The Orange Mane

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun · 02-12-2013, 08:05 PM

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/clip...swimsuit-issue

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Some models spend years upon years trying to make it into the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. And most never make it.

For Michelle Jenneke, all it took was a quick dance.

You've probably seen the 19-year-old's now-famous pre-race dance, but if you haven't, you can check it out here.

Jenneke's instant fame earned her many rewards, including an appearance on The Tonight Show as well as a starring role in another viral video.

ghwk · 02-12-2013, 10:06 PM

How long before she gets a nose job?

maven · 02-13-2013, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by ghwk

How long before she gets a nose job?

Good point. That's not a nose, it's a snout.

Tombstone RJ · 02-13-2013, 08:31 AM

she's parlayed her bimbo dancing routine into a swimsuit magazine exclusive. Well played, well played. Next will be a movie or sitcom appearance. Perhaps she will be the spokesperson for a clothing line too? Then with the fame we will see the inevitable downward spiral into drugs and alcohol. From which she will recover, valiantly, as celebrities do and then write a book about it which will again put her into the spotlight.

Rabb · 02-13-2013, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by ghwk

How long before she gets a nose job?

just stop

SouthStndJunkie · 02-13-2013, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Tombstone RJ

she's parlayed her bimbo dancing routine into a swimsuit magazine exclusive. Well played, well played. Next will be a movie or sitcom appearance. Perhaps she will be the spokesperson for a clothing line too? Then with the fame we will see the inevitable downward spiral into drugs and alcohol. From which she will recover, valiantly, as celebrities do and then write a book about it which will again put her into the spotlight.

Dude....don't leave out the homemade porn movie she's going to do that will be released by a scorned lover and easily accessible for all of us to see free of charge on the Internet.

Tombstone RJ · 02-13-2013, 08:58 AM

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Dude....don't leave out the homemade porn movie she's going to do that will be released by a scorned lover and easily accessible for all of us to see free of charge on the Internet.

ah yes, with the downward spiral will come the tattoos and lifestyle choices that wreak havoc on the young gals sensibilities, and then of course, the many other bad choices that follow...

SouthStndJunkie · 02-13-2013, 09:13 AM

One beautiful young gal's trainwreck gives over 4 million males 20 minutes of enjoyable monkey punching.

ghwk · 02-13-2013, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Rabb

just stop

Really, that was nothing compared to what followed.

SouthStndJunkie · 02-13-2013, 09:22 AM

I think he was telling you to stop complaining about her nose.

I have no problem with her nose, it will look fine in her homemade movie.

Rabb · 02-13-2013, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by SouthStndJunkie

I think he was telling you to stop complaining about her nose.

I have no problem with her nose, it will look fine in her homemade movie.

bingo

ghwk · 02-13-2013, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by SouthStndJunkie

I think he was telling you to stop complaining about her nose.

I have no problem with her nose, it will look fine in her homemade movie.

, I actually wasn't complaining about her nose, belive me I would take her home to meet Mom 10 times out of 10. I guarantee that some publicity/modeling agent will encourage her to have work done on it though if she wants to purse a career in modeling.

Hey even Jewell had work done on her trademark snaggle tooth and she actually had a talent--she can sing.

This young woman has an above average amateur hurdling career, and an awesome 15 sec. jiggy dance but thats about all. She can make some bank with the modeling, or home movies whichever she prefers.

Tombstone RJ · 02-13-2013, 09:31 AM

Well, she's already working on her tan, so she's got that going for her...

Bacchus · 02-13-2013, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SouthStndJunkie

One beautiful young gal's trainwreck gives over 4 million males 20 minutes of enjoyable monkey punching.

20 minutes? Wow, you are wasting your time if it takes you that long.

Lestat · 02-13-2013, 07:45 PM

damn i love hot chicks with accents. her nose is fine, if you're doing her and concentrating on her nose then she's either terrible or you need to move out the way and let someone else have at it.

ZONA · 02-13-2013, 08:38 PM

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Maybe I need to see more pics but I am feeling "Butta face" on this one. Nice body but ta face.

Nah, she's really cute, great smile, awesome bod.

richpjr · 02-13-2013, 09:35 PM

She has a nose?

canadianbroncosfan · 02-14-2013, 03:25 AM

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She has a nose?

canadianbroncosfan · 02-14-2013, 03:26 AM

How long before she gets surgery to fix those pointy elbows?

TheElusiveKyleOrton · 02-14-2013, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Tombstone RJ

she's parlayed her bimbo dancing routine into a swimsuit magazine exclusive. Well played, well played. Next will be a movie or sitcom appearance. Perhaps she will be the spokesperson for a clothing line too? Then with the fame we will see the inevitable downward spiral into drugs and alcohol. From which she will recover, valiantly, as celebrities do and then write a book about it which will again put her into the spotlight.

Little bitter about how your life turned out, gramps?

SouthStndJunkie · 02-14-2013, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Bacchus

20 minutes? Wow, you are wasting your time if it takes you that long.

It takes me 10 minutes to get my hand in the mood.

Tombstone RJ · 02-14-2013, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by TheElusiveKyleOrton

Little bitter about how your life turned out, gramps?

Nope, I just don't admire or celebrate the hollywood lifestyle. If you haven't seen the pattern I described time after time then you are blind.

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02-12-2013, 10:06 PM	#77
ghwk Ring of Famer DOOM BOOM! Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,841 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Doomacus	How long before she gets a nose job?

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Tombstone RJ Ring of Famer Old School Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In the Tetons! Posts: 19,283 Adopt-a-Bronco: WorrellWilliams	she's parlayed her bimbo dancing routine into a swimsuit magazine exclusive. Well played, well played. Next will be a movie or sitcom appearance. Perhaps she will be the spokesperson for a clothing line too? Then with the fame we will see the inevitable downward spiral into drugs and alcohol. From which she will recover, valiantly, as celebrities do and then write a book about it which will again put her into the spotlight.

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SouthStndJunkie Ring of Famer Shannon Says: Listen to The Junkman Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 15,258	I think he was telling you to stop complaining about her nose. I have no problem with her nose, it will look fine in her homemade movie.

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Tombstone RJ Ring of Famer Old School Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In the Tetons! Posts: 19,283 Adopt-a-Bronco: WorrellWilliams	Well, she's already working on her tan, so she's got that going for her...

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Lestat Oreo Lucian Rockefeller The New Age Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 5,166	damn i love hot chicks with accents. her nose is fine, if you're doing her and concentrating on her nose then she's either terrible or you need to move out the way and let someone else have at it.

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canadianbroncosfan Ring of Famer METHWOLFE ALLIANCE- FOREIGN AFFAIRS Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Edmonton, AB, Canada Posts: 2,845 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	How long before she gets surgery to fix those pointy elbows?