OT: Sports Illustrated

[jonny1]

Originally Posted by broncosteven

Is that Emmanual Criqui?

What a doll.

[maven]

The girl in the OP is getting fat. Money, fame, fortune, and twinkies.





Whoever was that high end mag publisher who would never have kate on their cover was right. She's no supermodel.

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

Originally Posted by maven

The girl in the OP is getting fat. Money, fame, fortune, and twinkies.





Whoever was that high end mag publisher who would never have kate on their cover was right. She's no supermodel.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not into the "koolaid man" shaped girls, but I'm not into the 12 year old shaped girls either. Kate's got the right amount of curves for me.

[Willynowei]

Originally Posted by UltimateHoboW/Shotgun

Don't get me wrong. I'm not into the "koolaid man" shaped girls, but I'm not into the 12 year old shaped girls either. Kate's got the right amount of curves for me.

Skinny is beautiful. Compare these pics, she's getting fat and therefore significantly less attractive, period.


Before (below)


After (below)


I can understand the difference between girls where your seeing too much of the bone and girls who have fit/tight bodies that carry more weight in total on the frame. But this is a sloppy body, especially for someone who's only job is to look beautiful.

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

Originally Posted by Willynowei

Skinny is beautiful. Compare these pics, she's getting fat and therefore significantly less attractive, period.


Before (below)


After (below)


I can understand the difference between girls where your seeing too much of the bone and girls who have fit/tight bodies that carry more weight in total on the frame. But this is a sloppy body, especially for someone who's only job is to look beautiful.

Love both those pics. Lets put it this way. I love Alesandro Ambrosio. I love Kate Upton. But put a gun to my head, I would pick Kate Upton. I like the squishy bits. Now please don't put up a pick of Jabba the Hut.

[broncosteven]

Originally Posted by jonny1

Is that Emmanual Criqui?

What a doll.

Yep, she is perfection, at least in that pic.

[cousinal11]

Kate Upton is the "boobies."

It changed my "t" word to boobies." Haha

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/clip...swimsuit-issue

Some models spend years upon years trying to make it into the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. And most never make it.

For Michelle Jenneke, all it took was a quick dance.

You've probably seen the 19-year-old's now-famous pre-race dance, but if you haven't, you can check it out here.

Jenneke's instant fame earned her many rewards, including an appearance on The Tonight Show as well as a starring role in another viral video.

[Bigdawg26]

Originally Posted by Willynowei

Skinny is beautiful. Compare these pics, she's getting fat and therefore significantly less attractive, period.


Before (below)


After (below)


I can understand the difference between girls where your seeing too much of the bone and girls who have fit/tight bodies that carry more weight in total on the frame. But this is a sloppy body, especially for someone who's only job is to look beautiful.

I gotta disagree with you buddy on skinny is beautiful. I rather a girl with curves like second pic of Kate Upton (although the first one really aint bad either), Scarlett Johansson, Beyonce, Jennifer Lawrence, and Meghan Good over a Rhianna, Olivia Wade, and Mila Kunis. Don't get me wrong I'm not saying I wouldn't but I rather a more curvy girl!

[Willynowei]

Originally Posted by Bigdawg26

I gotta disagree with you buddy on skinny is beautiful. I rather a girl with curves like second pic of Kate Upton (although the first one really aint bad either), Scarlett Johansson, Beyonce, Jennifer Lawrence, and Meghan Good over a Rhianna, Olivia Wade, and Mila Kunis. Don't get me wrong I'm not saying I wouldn't but I rather a more curvy girl!

But dude that's not curves, its fat, straight up cellulite.

The picture below is curves man, she's not fat, she's just curvier. The easy test, frankly is, when you're rumbling in the jungle, how much of her is jiggling other than her uhm... front and rear lights? A woman who's tight but curvy has only those two sections going up and down to the rhythm of the music, a girl who's got more than that swishing around is not as tight as she could be.

Look i wouldn't throw Kate Upton with 20lbs extra out of bed but... I don't know man, she wen't from hottest woman in the world to, "yeah she's pretty cute" status for me.

[Doggcow]

I personally plan on finding a tiny girl with a nice butt and buying her boobs. That's the best solution imo.

[Willynowei]

Originally Posted by Doggcow

I personally plan on finding a tiny girl with a nice butt and buying her boobs. That's the best solution imo.

How many times would you have to have sex w/ her before its worth the investment and you can move on to a new one?

[Bacchus]

Originally Posted by UltimateHoboW/Shotgun

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/clip...swimsuit-issue

I love her accent, and she is 19 and I am over 40....ugh.. sucks to grow old.

[maven]

Originally Posted by Bacchus

I love her accent, and she is 19 and I am over 40....ugh.. sucks to grow old.

Well, you can always hire a young prostitute. Or make millions and have your pick.

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

Originally Posted by Willynowei

But dude that's not curves, its fat, straight up cellulite.

The picture below is curves man, she's not fat, she's just curvier. The easy test, frankly is, when you're rumbling in the jungle, how much of her is jiggling other than her uhm... front and rear lights? A woman who's tight but curvy has only those two sections going up and down to the rhythm of the music, a girl who's got more than that swishing around is not as tight as she could be.

Look i wouldn't throw Kate Upton with 20lbs extra out of bed but... I don't know man, she wen't from hottest woman in the world to, "yeah she's pretty cute" status for me.

Boobs are made of fat. Just sayin. Long live Vida!

[canadianbroncosfan]

Apparently Carl's Junior paid Kate in Southwest Patty Melts instead of money

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

Originally Posted by cousinal11

Kate Upton is the "boobies."

It changed my "t" word to boobies." Haha

You could say "She's the ( o )( o )."