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Old 02-07-2013, 07:20 PM   #1
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Default Jay Cutler is the ultimate douche

Who proposes to their wife through a text? And who sends them the ring via mail?

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap100...-to-me-by-text

That's such a douche move. But IMO it says even more that she said yes.
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Old 02-07-2013, 07:23 PM   #2
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eh, they were engaged before so there was no need to go all glitz again on the proposal.
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Old 02-07-2013, 07:32 PM   #3
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Old 02-07-2013, 07:33 PM   #4
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Well...
He did send his dad to Dove Valley with the playbook.
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Old 02-07-2013, 07:56 PM   #5
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Old 02-07-2013, 07:58 PM   #6
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Just as bad to film a proposal and throw it on a reality TV show, exploiting it.
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Old 02-07-2013, 08:02 PM   #7
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When I saw the article earlier, it was "QB delivers ring in the most unromantic way possible" and I just knew he'd sent his dad to deliver it. It would've made the Mane's day. Alas.. he let us down, again.
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Old 02-07-2013, 08:28 PM   #8
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Who proposes to their wife through a text? And who sends them the ring via mail?

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap100...-to-me-by-text

That's such a douche move. But IMO it says even more that she said yes.
she said yes, maybe she thought it was romantic. God who cares!!!!
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Old 02-07-2013, 09:00 PM   #9
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I took my kids to my Friends house in Lemont IL to watch the SB. He said Cutler and his broad were building a house not far from him near Homer Glen. He said they stopped construction on it after they broke up. Apparently it was an eyesore for awhile. Then when he knocked her up they starting building it again.

This marriage has Divorce written all over it.
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Old 02-07-2013, 09:43 PM   #10
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Old 02-07-2013, 10:05 PM   #11
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I proposed to my former wife while taking a bath with her. I just pulled out the ring.
(not like officer in Pulp fiction)

It was Christmas time so I wanted to get the ring as a present but I had to ask her before we drove to her Moms house since I didn't want to ask in front of her family. Hence the quick bath tub proposal.
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Old 02-07-2013, 10:38 PM   #12
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I proposed to my former wife while taking a bath with her. I just pulled out the ring.
(not like officer in Pulp fiction)

It was Christmas time so I wanted to get the ring as a present but I had to ask her before we drove to her Moms house since I didn't want to ask in front of her family. Hence the quick bath tub proposal.
That's not lame. I'm sure most women would find that romantic.
You know... As long as you don't add your own bubbles to the bath.
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Old 02-07-2013, 11:02 PM   #13
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She, obviously, thought it was OK. I think it says something about her...
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Old 02-08-2013, 05:05 AM   #14
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I proposed to my former wife while taking a bath with her. I just pulled out the ring.
(not like officer in Pulp fiction)

It was Christmas time so I wanted to get the ring as a present but I had to ask her before we drove to her Moms house since I didn't want to ask in front of her family. Hence the quick bath tub proposal.
Pulled out the ring from where?
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Old 02-08-2013, 08:03 AM   #15
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The best comment about this I read was,

Of course he mailed it through UPS, if he sent it to her himself it would've been intercepted.
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Old 02-08-2013, 08:22 AM   #16
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Pulled out the ring from where?
Exactly what I wanted to know!
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Old 02-08-2013, 08:34 AM   #17
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I wonder if he had to ask his own father's permission to marry her.
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:45 AM   #18
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In other news, the sky is blue...
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Maybe it's just me, but the more stories I hear about Cutler, the more he seems to change from "jerk" dick to "awesome" dick.

It's like he's slowly changing from James Spader in Pretty in Pink to Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness. I challenge you all to imagine him doing this with an almost completely smoked cigarette in his mouth and not start laughing.
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:36 AM   #20
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I took my kids to my Friends house in Lemont IL to watch the SB. He said Cutler and his broad were building a house not far from him near Homer Glen. He said they stopped construction on it after they broke up. Apparently it was an eyesore for awhile. Then when he knocked her up they starting building it again.

This marriage has Divorce written all over it.
I see him walking down the aisle and then an old boyfriend comes in and steals her away. This is where "life imitates art".
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Old 02-08-2013, 11:27 AM   #21
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Suck it, haters.
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Old 02-08-2013, 12:00 PM   #22
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Maybe it's just me, but the more stories I hear about Cutler, the more he seems to change from "jerk" dick to "awesome" dick.

It's like he's slowly changing from James Spader in Pretty in Pink to Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness. I challenge you all to imagine him doing this with an almost completely smoked cigarette in his mouth and not start laughing.
I was thinking the same thing. He's reaching sort of cartoon villain levels of doucheness which is pretty outstanding. I picture his life as being sort of like Shooter McGavin only with football and "Don't Care" as being his finger shooting "Shooter" moniker.

DOOOONNN'TTTTTTT CAAAAAARRRREEEEEE! Has become a staple expression in my life. My wife loves saying it and she couldn't pick Jay Cutler out of a lineup.

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Old 02-08-2013, 12:22 PM   #23
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Maybe it's just me, but the more stories I hear about Cutler, the more he seems to change from "jerk" dick to "awesome" dick.

It's like he's slowly changing from James Spader in Pretty in Pink to Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness. I challenge you all to imagine him doing this with an almost completely smoked cigarette in his mouth and not start laughing.
that's an insult to Ashley Williams.....but funny.
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Old 02-08-2013, 07:48 PM   #24
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This proposal was like a 6.
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Old 04-10-2013, 08:23 AM   #25
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Requisite J-Cutty update:

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/...eee-story.html
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