Gronk slam - The Orange Mane

DBroncos4life · 02-04-2013, 05:31 PM

http://www.tmz.com/2013/02/04/rob-gr...eo-broken-arm/

It could be another long offseason for New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick when it comes to keeping tabs on Rob Gronkowski. The start of the 2013 NFL season may be a full seven months away, but it’s no secret that the Patriots like their players to keep a low profile regardless of what time of the year it is. As we learned last offseason, Gronk has very little interest in doing that.

New England’s season ended just two weeks ago. Gronk currently has a cast on his forearm after he broke it again in the AFC Championship Game and needed a second surgery. If you aren’t familiar with the Patriots tight end, you might think something like that would stop him from dancing on stage at a club in Las Vegas and giving someone a Stone Cold stunner. As TMZ pointed out, it did not.

http://larrybrownsports.com/football...comment-page-1

Worst dancing moves ever.

rbackfactory80 · 02-04-2013, 05:36 PM

http://www.brobible.com/college/arti...diana-students

This one is good too!

Swedish Extrovert · 02-04-2013, 05:41 PM

Get rid of his brother... I really wish we could have snagged Vontae Leach.

BroncoSojia · 02-04-2013, 05:44 PM

My god. That had to be some of worst dancing I've seen in my life.

sirhcyennek81 · 02-04-2013, 05:47 PM

Even Forrest Gump would say that boy is a running fool.

yerner · 02-04-2013, 05:49 PM

good to see he's still taking ecstasy.

That One Guy · 02-04-2013, 06:55 PM

My 7 year old dances kinda like that (minus the hips) and we tell him he's doing great. That courtesy is not supposed to be extended once you're 25ish.

BigPlayShay · 02-04-2013, 08:17 PM

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/ran...thing-in-nola/

Quote:

This was taken in line outside of the pisser. The girls go to MIZZOU. Gronk being Gronk.

Tombstone RJ · 02-04-2013, 08:44 PM

SonOfLe-loLang · 02-04-2013, 09:12 PM

There's something about him i like. He's a big dummy, but he seems to have a lot of fun

Inkana7 · 02-04-2013, 09:14 PM

the gronk is endlessly entertaining

enjolras · 02-04-2013, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by SonOfLe-loLang

There's something about him i like. He's a big dummy, but he seems to have a lot of fun

There isn't a single player I'd like on my team more than Gronk. Not a single one. Forget how good he is, I just like him a lot.

Requiem · 02-05-2013, 06:28 AM

Cause Stone Cold said so.

TheReverend · 02-05-2013, 08:02 AM

Shame we got the wrong ****ing Gronk.

Ray Finkle · 02-05-2013, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by TheReverend

Shame we got the wrong ****ing Gronk.

both times.....

Bigdawg26 · 02-05-2013, 11:54 AM

Chris · 02-05-2013, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by BigPlayShay

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/ran...thing-in-nola/

I'm surprised he likes chicks to be honest. I guess if he were gay he'd know how to dance.

broncs2bowl · 02-05-2013, 12:30 PM

Gronk is awesome. He doesn't deserve to be a Patriot scum. COME TO DENVER

TheReverend · 02-05-2013, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

I'm surprised he likes chicks to be honest. I guess if he were gay he'd know how to dance.

What? Gronk is heterosexuality personified.

The dude is a 265 lb mass of testosterone.

Chris · 02-05-2013, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by TheReverend

What? Gronk is heterosexuality personified.

The dude is a 265 lb mass of testosterone.

In NYC dudes that look like that or Vin Diesel are more often than not gay (Vin Diesel actually is gay I think). Also what straight dudes take their shirt off at clubs and do the Chippendale routine? I bet his favourite movie is Magic Mike.

Sirhenny back me up here.

razorwire77 · 02-05-2013, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheReverend

What? Gronk is heterosexuality personified.

The dude is a 265 lb mass of testosterone.

Not in Mane world.

Kid is ****ing rockstar. He's basically a bigger, faster, fair-skinned Shannon Sharpe.

"Look at how gay he is making out with hot female pornstars and taking home whatever girl he wants at upscale clubs across America."
-Orangemane-

The only think missing is for someone to chime in with an "unathletic" comment based on his 4.65 40 time.

sirhcyennek81 · 02-05-2013, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheReverend

What? Gronk is heterosexuality personified.

The dude is a 265 lb mass of testosterone.

Who is probably not above "helping a guy out". Testosterone overflow aside.

sirhcyennek81 · 02-05-2013, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

In NYC dudes that look like that or Vin Diesel are more often than not gay (Vin Diesel actually is gay I think). Also what straight dudes take their shirt off at clubs and do the Chippendale routine? I bet his favourite movie is Magic Mike.

Sirhenny back me up here.

I believe it is the guy comfortable with his own sexuality theory going on here. He prefers women. BUT...he uhh. You know. "hole is a hole".

That sound you heard just now? It is every straight man on this board throwing up and dying inside.

SonOfLe-loLang · 02-05-2013, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheReverend

What? Gronk is heterosexuality personified.

The dude is a 265 lb mass of testosterone.

It wouldn't shock me if he just stuck his dick in anything. Women, men, trees...

DENVERDUI55 · 02-05-2013, 02:37 PM

The only thing gayer than Gronk always taking his shirt off at clubs is the guys on here figuring out his sexuality based off of it. Good for Gronk who is sour grapes because he is banging chicks and partying his ass off in the offseason.

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DBroncos4life Hey pic Mod!?!?! FU Why yes, that is Bacon Bacon. Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: The wrong side of right. Posts: 26,988 Adopt-a-Bronco: Julius "Fluff"	Gronk slam http://www.tmz.com/2013/02/04/rob-gr...eo-broken-arm/ It could be another long offseason for New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick when it comes to keeping tabs on Rob Gronkowski. The start of the 2013 NFL season may be a full seven months away, but it’s no secret that the Patriots like their players to keep a low profile regardless of what time of the year it is. As we learned last offseason, Gronk has very little interest in doing that. New England’s season ended just two weeks ago. Gronk currently has a cast on his forearm after he broke it again in the AFC Championship Game and needed a second surgery. If you aren’t familiar with the Patriots tight end, you might think something like that would stop him from dancing on stage at a club in Las Vegas and giving someone a Stone Cold stunner. As TMZ pointed out, it did not. http://larrybrownsports.com/football...comment-page-1 Worst dancing moves ever.

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02-04-2013, 05:36 PM	#2
rbackfactory80 Ring of Famer Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New York Posts: 4,628	http://www.brobible.com/college/arti...diana-students This one is good too!

02-04-2013, 05:41 PM	#3
Swedish Extrovert President of the Universe Formerly known as mightysmurf Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Highlands Ranch Posts: 15,135 Adopt-a-Bronco: Joel Dreesen	Get rid of his brother... I really wish we could have snagged Vontae Leach.

02-04-2013, 05:44 PM	#4
BroncoSojia Go Broncos 4 more years Champ Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Jackson, MS Posts: 457 Adopt-a-Bronco: Darcel McBath	My god. That had to be some of worst dancing I've seen in my life.

02-04-2013, 05:47 PM	#5
sirhcyennek81 Yes...swooping is bad... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Florence, Colorado Posts: 20,772 Adopt-a-Bronco: All of them.	Even Forrest Gump would say that boy is a running fool.

02-04-2013, 05:49 PM	#6
yerner Ring of Famer Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Charlottesville VA Posts: 3,316	good to see he's still taking ecstasy.

02-04-2013, 06:55 PM	#7
That One Guy Producer of Nonsense Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Sun and Beachville Posts: 14,042 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	My 7 year old dances kinda like that (minus the hips) and we tell him he's doing great. That courtesy is not supposed to be extended once you're 25ish.

02-04-2013, 09:12 PM	#10
SonOfLe-loLang Young Buck Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 13,434 Adopt-a-Bronco: Thunder (RIP)	There's something about him i like. He's a big dummy, but he seems to have a lot of fun

02-04-2013, 09:14 PM	#11
Inkana7 Ring of Famer Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,232 Adopt-a-Bronco: Derek Wolfe	the gronk is endlessly entertaining

02-05-2013, 06:28 AM	#13
Requiem ~~~ ~ ~ ~ Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Earth Division Posts: 19,869 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gilgamesh	Cause Stone Cold said so.

02-05-2013, 08:02 AM	#14
TheReverend www.PatrickTurley.org ^ "not an athlete" Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Jacksonville, FL Posts: 33,356 Adopt-a-Bronco: Mike Shanahan	Shame we got the wrong ****ing Gronk.

02-05-2013, 12:30 PM	#18
broncs2bowl Ring of Famer ^Club of Death^ Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,191 Adopt-a-Bronco: DJ Williams	Gronk is awesome. He doesn't deserve to be a Patriot scum. COME TO DENVER

02-05-2013, 02:37 PM	#25
DENVERDUI55 Drunk on Arrival! New to the Forum Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 3,278 Adopt-a-Bronco: Montee Ball	The only thing gayer than Gronk always taking his shirt off at clubs is the guys on here figuring out his sexuality based off of it. Good for Gronk who is sour grapes because he is banging chicks and partying his ass off in the offseason.