308 pound JaMarcus Russell plans a comeback - The Orange Mane

DBroncos4life · 01-23-2013, 01:09 PM

The beast is planning on training with Marshall Faulk, Jeff Garcia, and former Olympic track medalist Ato Boldon.

No one could sack a 300 pound QB.

Man-Goblin · 01-23-2013, 01:19 PM

Jamarcus knows the scale is right: He is fat.

LRtagger · 01-23-2013, 01:25 PM

Scale it back a notch with the hate. He has been doing some heavy thinking over the past couple of years and his brain is fried. He will realize the weight of the situation and will decide against a return

Bmore Manning · 01-23-2013, 01:31 PM

Can he play DT..?

ludo21 · 01-23-2013, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by LRtagger

Scale it back a notch with the hate. He has been doing some heavy thinking over the past couple of years and his brain is fried. He will realize the weight of the situation and will decide against a return

got to be a good meme for this

"i see what you did there"

in all reality he was a Bronco killer, so I vote against the return

cmhargrove · 01-23-2013, 01:36 PM

Do they have Purple-Dexatrim?

cmhargrove · 01-23-2013, 01:36 PM

Do they have Purple-Dexatrim?

nyuk nyuk · 01-23-2013, 01:45 PM

I have a hard time believing this doesn't involve steroids or HGH.

Maybe he can be like the Fridge in some role. I doubt that guy can jog half a block with that weight on.

Lestat · 01-23-2013, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by cmhargrove

Do they have Purple-Dexatrim?

Lestat · 01-23-2013, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBroncos4life

The beast is planning on training with Marshall Faulk, Jeff Garcia, and former Olympic track medalist Ato Boldon.

No one could sack a 300 pound QB.

tell that to the hefty lefty

SonOfLe-loLang · 01-23-2013, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by nyuk nyuk

I have a hard time believing this doesn't involve steroids or HGH.

Maybe he can be like the Fridge in some role. I doubt that guy can jog half a block with that weight on.

Of course he could. He always had weight issues and he's 6'7"

In all seriousness, good for him. If he's serious about this, why not? He's got an absolute cannon and went through a pretty humbling experience.

Beantown Bronco · 01-23-2013, 01:57 PM

some footage of the training

DBroncos4life · 01-23-2013, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Lestat

tell that to the hefty lefty

Kelsay is a Husker so that does make sense

El Guapo · 01-23-2013, 02:22 PM

Awesome, this gives me an opportunity to show this gem (as seen before on the mane):

broncosteven · 01-23-2013, 02:41 PM

Sad thing is he would be an upgrade for kFc

DENVERDUI55 · 01-23-2013, 03:53 PM

Can he play NT or G?

elsid13 · 01-23-2013, 04:09 PM

When does the next story come out that he is bankrupt and owes debtors millions of dollars.

Chris · 01-23-2013, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nyuk nyuk

I have a hard time believing this doesn't involve steroids or HGH.

Maybe he can be like the Fridge in some role. I doubt that guy can jog half a block with that weight on.

Sup Tim Couch.

Swedish Extrovert · 01-23-2013, 04:31 PM

At one point I thought Russell had potential to be a really good QB. That point ended a couple of years ago, when all he did was suck.

Kaylore · 01-23-2013, 05:15 PM

Who was that fat QB that played for the Giants?

DBroncos4life · 01-23-2013, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaylore

Who was that fat QB that played for the Giants?

Jared Lorenzen from Kentucky.

DBroncos4life · 01-23-2013, 05:22 PM

He still is a QB

Lestat · 01-23-2013, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaylore

Who was that fat QB that played for the Giants?

Jared Lorenzen, aka the hefty lefty.
he is currently commish of the ultimate indoor football league.

BroncoMan4ever · 01-23-2013, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by DENVERDUI55

Can he play NT or G?

That's what I was thinking. Drop him next to Wolfe and dominate

cabronco · 01-23-2013, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BroncoMan4ever

That's what I was thinking. Drop him next to Wolfe and dominate

People thought Moreno came off the field alot for breaks. JR would be every other play, but with a golf cart to tote him..

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DBroncos4life Hey pic Mod!?!?! FU Why yes, that is Bacon Bacon. Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: The wrong side of right. Posts: 26,557	308 pound JaMarcus Russell plans a comeback The beast is planning on training with Marshall Faulk, Jeff Garcia, and former Olympic track medalist Ato Boldon. No one could sack a 300 pound QB.

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01-23-2013, 01:19 PM	#2
Man-Goblin Giving You The Business Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Huntersville, NC Posts: 5,589 Adopt-a-Bronco: Woodyard	Jamarcus knows the scale is right: He is fat.

01-23-2013, 01:25 PM	#3
LRtagger Ring of Famer CUT THAT MEAT Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,258 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	Scale it back a notch with the hate. He has been doing some heavy thinking over the past couple of years and his brain is fried. He will realize the weight of the situation and will decide against a return

01-23-2013, 01:31 PM	#4
Bmore Manning Ring of Famer New to the Forum Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,724 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	Can he play DT..?

01-23-2013, 01:36 PM	#6
cmhargrove Is this thing on??? Travis Henry's love child... Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Tulsa, OK Posts: 6,409 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Hillis	Do they have Purple-Dexatrim?

01-23-2013, 01:45 PM	#8
nyuk nyuk Owns scary-looking rifle Obstructionist Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: 5280 Posts: 2,828 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Manning	I have a hard time believing this doesn't involve steroids or HGH. Maybe he can be like the Fridge in some role. I doubt that guy can jog half a block with that weight on.

01-23-2013, 01:57 PM	#12
Beantown Bronco Athletic Supporter Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mass Posts: 19,042 Adopt-a-Bronco: Matt Prater	some footage of the training

01-23-2013, 02:22 PM	#14
El Guapo aka mav_7. who? Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: VA (heart is in TX) Posts: 3,445	Awesome, this gives me an opportunity to show this gem (as seen before on the mane):

01-23-2013, 02:41 PM	#15
broncosteven The Kranz Dictum MWA: Flight Director Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Tranquility Base Posts: 29,036 Adopt-a-Bronco: MONEYBALL #38	Sad thing is he would be an upgrade for kFc

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DENVERDUI55 Drunk on Arrival! New to the Forum Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 3,168 Adopt-a-Bronco: Montee Ball	Can he play NT or G?

01-23-2013, 04:09 PM	#17
elsid13 Lost In Space Bóg, Honor, Ojczyzna Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: DC Posts: 19,087	When does the next story come out that he is bankrupt and owes debtors millions of dollars.

01-23-2013, 04:31 PM	#19
Swedish Extrovert President of the Universe Formerly known as mightysmurf Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Highlands Ranch Posts: 14,953 Adopt-a-Bronco: Joel Dreesen	At one point I thought Russell had potential to be a really good QB. That point ended a couple of years ago, when all he did was suck.

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Kaylore 6-37, Raider fans. Yummy birds and snow! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ceti Alpha V Posts: 41,050 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Duke	Who was that fat QB that played for the Giants?

01-23-2013, 05:22 PM	#22
DBroncos4life Hey pic Mod!?!?! FU Why yes, that is Bacon Bacon. Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: The wrong side of right. Posts: 26,557	He still is a QB