Snowmass archaeological dig, Nova program - The Orange Mane

Cito Pelon · 01-17-2013, 05:19 PM

OT, but did anybody see this? It was a nice program, but they featured a really creepy old dude, Daniel Fisher.

That dude creeped me out. He's talking about "mass die-offs (smile), you can see how a whole Mastodon family died (smile), they all died right here (smile), you can see all their bones (smile), they all came here at one time and died (smile)"

I've been around some academics that loved their work, but this guy Daniel Fisher is creepy. Proctologist kind of creepy, but in an archaeological kind of way.

MacGruder · 01-17-2013, 05:27 PM

Did he say when they died and how they died?

That One Guy · 01-17-2013, 06:24 PM

Holy ****... Mac's back!

broncocalijohn · 01-17-2013, 06:28 PM

I hate two things: Off season threads and MacGruder posting.

Requiem · 01-17-2013, 06:34 PM

Nope.

nyuk nyuk · 01-17-2013, 06:59 PM

There's a lot of amazing stuff around Snowmass, actually. The description of this guy smiling every other few words reminds me of Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie. I resent you for making me think of that.

Rohirrim · 01-17-2013, 07:29 PM

I refuse to accept that we are in the offseason.

bowtown · 01-17-2013, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MacGruder

Did he say when they died and how they died?

Future moon nazis killed them and then forgot them there during a ski trip. Go away.

Cito Pelon · 01-17-2013, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by MacGruder

Did he say when they died and how they died?

Seismic activity over about a 150,000 year period. The watering hole was there for all that time, but there was seismic activity that caught some groups (smile) in liquefaction (smile) once every few thousand years (smile).

Sand liquefaction was the explanation, as a result of seismic activity.

MacGruder · 01-17-2013, 08:00 PM

Thanks! Interesting info.

Rohirrim · 01-17-2013, 08:03 PM

I wonder if mastodon was tasty?

Cito Pelon · 01-17-2013, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by broncocalijohn

I hate two things: Off season threads and MacGruder posting.

What the hell man, it is kind of interesting. Only a few archeaological sites like this exist, and here it is at about 9000 ft in Colorado discovered because they were expanding a reservoir for the Aspen ski resort.

Dang watering hole had been there for over 150,000 years. The same watering hole.

Camels were there, wolves as big as bears, bears 11 feet tall, mammoths, mastodons, sloths as big as grizzlies, all there in the clay.

Cito Pelon · 01-17-2013, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Rohirrim

I refuse to accept that we are in the offseason.

Yet there we are.

MacGruder · 01-17-2013, 08:15 PM

Think about how many animals have existed on Earth... I wonder what percentage survive in some form to be found at a later date. It must be an incredibly minuscule number of animals. I think we underestimate how much history could just completely disappear and we have no record of it whatsoever. Entire eras could be literally wiped off the face of the Earth because of global catastrophes.

Cito Pelon · 01-17-2013, 08:19 PM

Here's the Nova link:

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/earth/i...eath-trap.html

Kind of cool that was a watering hole for 150,000 years that still exists to this day. It was an existing reservoir that they wanted to expand.

Cito Pelon · 01-17-2013, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by MacGruder

Think about how many animals have existed on Earth... I wonder what percentage survive in some form to be found at a later date. It must be an incredibly minuscule number of animals. I think we underestimate how much history could just completely disappear and we have no record of it whatsoever. Entire eras could be literally wiped off the face of the Earth because of global catastrophes.

Yup. Camels, horses, sloths disappeared from North America. They all ended up elsewhere surviving. How, why, nobody really knows. Mastodons and Mammoths disappeared entirely, nobody really knows why. The saber tooth cat, etc, same deal.

Bacchus · 01-17-2013, 08:32 PM

I like MacGruder you ****ers just need to leave him alone and let him educate you about things all you mongoloids no nothing about!! ****ing losers.

Cito Pelon · 01-17-2013, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Bacchus

I like MacGruder you ****ers just need to leave him alone and let him educate you about things all you mongoloids no nothing about!! ****ing losers.

"no nothing about"? I don't know what you were trying for there.

McDman · 01-17-2013, 09:22 PM

This can't be real.

Cito Pelon · 01-17-2013, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by McDman

This can't be real.

What do you mean by saying that?

Cito Pelon · 01-17-2013, 09:50 PM

Kirk Johnson coordinated this Snowmass dig. He was a big shot in Colorado, was the VP of the Denver Museum of Natural Science. He's been around, has all the credentials, now he's been appointed to the Smithsonian as the Director of Natural History.

The front range of Colorado has produced some excellent fossil finds, and all around ancient watering holes. Two in the last 50 years on the front range have come from private land owners trying to expand natural springs to make a reservoir. They dug and found bones, those springs were ancient watering holes that still existed.

McDman · 01-17-2013, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Cito Pelon

What do you mean by saying that?

I mean god damned McDoucher is back.

Cito Pelon · 01-17-2013, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by McDman

I mean god damned McDoucher is back.

He's been alright in this thread so no reason to pick on him here. Pick on him elsewhere.

broncocalijohn · 01-17-2013, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cito Pelon

What the hell man, it is kind of interesting. Only a few archeaological sites like this exist, and here it is at about 9000 ft in Colorado discovered because they were expanding a reservoir for the Aspen ski resort.

Dang watering hole had been there for over 150,000 years. The same watering hole.

Camels were there, wolves as big as bears, bears 11 feet tall, mammoths, mastodons, sloths as big as grizzlies, all there in the clay.

I meant to say that I hate offseasons threads in January. Meaning we failed at not getting to the Super Bowl. Sorry about that. MacGruder part still stands.

MacGruder, obviously anti Gravity had a key in their deaths.

Chris · 01-17-2013, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MacGruder

Think about how many animals have existed on Earth... I wonder what percentage survive in some form to be found at a later date. It must be an incredibly minuscule number of animals. I think we underestimate how much history could just completely disappear and we have no record of it whatsoever. Entire eras could be literally wiped off the face of the Earth because of global catastrophes.

You are a global catastrophe that no one will remember

01-17-2013, 05:19 PM	#1
Cito Pelon Attack at all times . . . Happy dog at the Divide Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: AFC West Championshipville Posts: 15,192 Adopt-a-Bronco: Elvis	Snowmass archaeological dig, Nova program OT, but did anybody see this? It was a nice program, but they featured a really creepy old dude, Daniel Fisher. That dude creeped me out. He's talking about "mass die-offs (smile), you can see how a whole Mastodon family died (smile), they all died right here (smile), you can see all their bones (smile), they all came here at one time and died (smile)" I've been around some academics that loved their work, but this guy Daniel Fisher is creepy. Proctologist kind of creepy, but in an archaeological kind of way.

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01-17-2013, 05:27 PM	#2
MacGruder visionary New to the Forum Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 5,449 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	Did he say when they died and how they died?

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Requiem ~~~ ~ ~ ~ Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Earth Division Posts: 19,515 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gilgamesh	Nope.

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nyuk nyuk Owns scary-looking rifle Obstructionist Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: 5280 Posts: 2,828 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Manning	There's a lot of amazing stuff around Snowmass, actually. The description of this guy smiling every other few words reminds me of Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie. I resent you for making me think of that.

01-17-2013, 07:29 PM	#7
Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 48,791	I refuse to accept that we are in the offseason.

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MacGruder visionary New to the Forum Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 5,449 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	Thanks! Interesting info.

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Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 48,791	I wonder if mastodon was tasty?

01-17-2013, 08:15 PM	#14
MacGruder visionary New to the Forum Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 5,449 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	Think about how many animals have existed on Earth... I wonder what percentage survive in some form to be found at a later date. It must be an incredibly minuscule number of animals. I think we underestimate how much history could just completely disappear and we have no record of it whatsoever. Entire eras could be literally wiped off the face of the Earth because of global catastrophes.

01-17-2013, 08:19 PM	#15
Cito Pelon Attack at all times . . . Happy dog at the Divide Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: AFC West Championshipville Posts: 15,192 Adopt-a-Bronco: Elvis	Here's the Nova link: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/earth/i...eath-trap.html Kind of cool that was a watering hole for 150,000 years that still exists to this day. It was an existing reservoir that they wanted to expand.

01-17-2013, 08:32 PM	#17
Bacchus I'm buying Natasha Romanoff Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 5,184 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Manning	I like MacGruder you **ers just need to leave him alone and let him educate you about things all you mongoloids no nothing about!! **ing losers.

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McDman Ring of Famer Huzzah! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,699 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	This can't be real.

01-17-2013, 09:50 PM	#21
Cito Pelon Attack at all times . . . Happy dog at the Divide Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: AFC West Championshipville Posts: 15,192 Adopt-a-Bronco: Elvis	Kirk Johnson coordinated this Snowmass dig. He was a big shot in Colorado, was the VP of the Denver Museum of Natural Science. He's been around, has all the credentials, now he's been appointed to the Smithsonian as the Director of Natural History. The front range of Colorado has produced some excellent fossil finds, and all around ancient watering holes. Two in the last 50 years on the front range have come from private land owners trying to expand natural springs to make a reservoir. They dug and found bones, those springs were ancient watering holes that still existed.