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Old 01-07-2013, 03:50 PM   #26
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Generally I am at work when Denver plays...which is lame. But we do have a TV, so I get to see some of it. Anyhoo, I tend to drink 2 cups of coffee, smoke 1 marlboro 100 check the Mane, then watch the game with two progressively drunken scots.

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Old 01-07-2013, 04:06 PM   #27
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No, because it would be unfair to the bald guys, but I specifically recommend an old, bulky CRT television. It's a bit harder to perform this ritual on a flat TV.

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Old 01-07-2013, 04:09 PM   #28
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Generally I am at work when Denver plays...which is lame. But we do have a TV, so I get to see some of it. Anyhoo, I tend to drink 2 cups of coffee, smoke 1 marlboro 100 check the Mane, then watch the game with two progressively drunken scots.

You work at a bar or a DMV? only 2 places I can think to find drunken scotts working.
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Old 01-07-2013, 04:19 PM   #29
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:30 PM   #30
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:43 PM   #31
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Old 01-07-2013, 06:06 PM   #32
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Old 01-07-2013, 06:07 PM   #33
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I park an RV out around lot G. It has a hot tub. I typically hang out around the tunnel, waiting for the Broncos cheerleaders to arrive. A good friend of mine has a sister on the squad, so every week there is a different group of three or four that I bring out around the RV. Typically they have to leave earlier than I want them to, because they need to do their stretching routine. So what I do is I offer them a "stretch" in my RV. It happens every friggin week.... I get them naked in the tub, and my friend's sister always comes barging in letting them know that if they're late for stretching, they'll get fired.

Actually, I don't own an RV, and I just have a cup of coffee and usually a beer or two before the game.
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Old 01-07-2013, 06:41 PM   #34
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Old 01-07-2013, 07:16 PM   #35
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Old 01-07-2013, 07:24 PM   #36
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Huge brunch, followed by a blunt later by a dump! While I take my dump I make sure I am looking towards Oklands direction.
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I'll take "Supermax" for $200 please, Alex.
I figured it was a government job, I was close.
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Old 01-09-2013, 10:05 AM   #38
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When the game starts, I make sure my DVR is recording it, and that my phone is turned off, I then go and find something to do for an hour, I will cook some food to eat during the game, watch DVR'd pregame shows, take the dog for a walk, etc. I can't stand watching a game "live", unless I am there in person, I hate all the commercials.
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Old 01-09-2013, 10:10 AM   #39
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Huge brunch, followed by a blunt later by a dump! While I take my dump I make sure I am looking towards Oklands direction.
This make me want to etch a raiders logo on the bottom of my toilet bowl.
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Old 01-09-2013, 10:11 AM   #40
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You work at a bar or a DMV? only 2 places I can think to find drunken scotts working.

Bar/restaurant.


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Bar/restaurant.


If you work with drunk scots, then I guess you work at O'Hallarans Authentic Irish pub and grill?
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Bar/restaurant.


Sounds like that place with the goofy shiat on the walls and the mozerella sticks. The name escapes me.
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Old 01-09-2013, 10:41 AM   #45
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When the game starts, I make sure my DVR is recording it, and that my phone is turned off, I then go and find something to do for an hour, I will cook some food to eat during the game, watch DVR'd pregame shows, take the dog for a walk, etc. I can't stand watching a game "live", unless I am there in person, I hate all the commercials.
Man that's risky. If you have comcast all it takes is one Amber Alert and your DVR is screwed.
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Old 01-09-2013, 10:51 AM   #46
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Well, I like to have my jock nice and tight before a big game. So I use one of those frozen food vacuum sealer things. Just put the tube in your jock and "Thwwwwwwp!" You're all set.
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Old 01-09-2013, 10:57 AM   #47
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Old 01-09-2013, 11:02 AM   #48
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If I'm at a bar, Donkey Punches. A shot of vodka with a splash of cuerocel (sp) dropped into a pint glass of Red Bull and oj. During the Jay Cutler era sometimes we had Jay Cutler Punches - - with diet Red Bull.
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Old 01-09-2013, 11:55 AM   #49
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I shovel the walk in my underwear so I get wicked sick. Then I drink some tussin' and skip work the next day.

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Old 01-11-2013, 03:44 AM   #50
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adult should not wear jersey .someone said that to me once .what do you think
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