Do you guys have any pre-game rituals? - Page 2 - The Orange Mane

sirhcyennek81 · 01-07-2013, 03:50 PM

Generally I am at work when Denver plays...which is lame. But we do have a TV, so I get to see some of it. Anyhoo, I tend to drink 2 cups of coffee, smoke 1 marlboro 100 check the Mane, then watch the game with two progressively drunken scots.

R-Mac · 01-07-2013, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaylore

Is making your hair into a pompadour part of the ritual?

No, because it would be unfair to the bald guys, but I specifically recommend an old, bulky CRT television. It's a bit harder to perform this ritual on a flat TV.

broncosteven · 01-07-2013, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by sirhcyennek81

Generally I am at work when Denver plays...which is lame. But we do have a TV, so I get to see some of it. Anyhoo, I tend to drink 2 cups of coffee, smoke 1 marlboro 100 check the Mane, then watch the game with two progressively drunken scots.

You work at a bar or a DMV? only 2 places I can think to find drunken scotts working.

vbplaya · 01-07-2013, 04:19 PM

Put on my Rod Smith jersey, Broncos pajama pants and Broncos socks and down an Orange Crush in each half.

gyldenlove · 01-07-2013, 05:30 PM

I hit up a handful of Ambien and go defecate in obscure places.

Requiem · 01-07-2013, 05:43 PM

Knew this thread was win after AK's initial post.

TheElusiveKyleOrton · 01-07-2013, 06:06 PM

Smoke a bowl.

Swedish Extrovert · 01-07-2013, 06:07 PM

I park an RV out around lot G. It has a hot tub. I typically hang out around the tunnel, waiting for the Broncos cheerleaders to arrive. A good friend of mine has a sister on the squad, so every week there is a different group of three or four that I bring out around the RV. Typically they have to leave earlier than I want them to, because they need to do their stretching routine. So what I do is I offer them a "stretch" in my RV. It happens every friggin week.... I get them naked in the tub, and my friend's sister always comes barging in letting them know that if they're late for stretching, they'll get fired.

Actually, I don't own an RV, and I just have a cup of coffee and usually a beer or two before the game.

Butterscotch Stallion · 01-07-2013, 06:41 PM

I clean the house.

pricejj · 01-07-2013, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by broncosteven

You work at a bar or a DMV? only 2 places I can think to find drunken scotts working.

I'll take "Supermax" for $200 please, Alex.

Heyneck · 01-07-2013, 07:24 PM

Huge brunch, followed by a blunt later by a dump! While I take my dump I make sure I am looking towards Oklands direction.

broncosteven · 01-07-2013, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by pricejj

I'll take "Supermax" for $200 please, Alex.

I figured it was a government job, I was close.

Dendave · 01-09-2013, 10:05 AM

When the game starts, I make sure my DVR is recording it, and that my phone is turned off, I then go and find something to do for an hour, I will cook some food to eat during the game, watch DVR'd pregame shows, take the dog for a walk, etc. I can't stand watching a game "live", unless I am there in person, I hate all the commercials.

Chris · 01-09-2013, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Heyneck

Huge brunch, followed by a blunt later by a dump! While I take my dump I make sure I am looking towards Oklands direction.

This make me want to etch a raiders logo on the bottom of my toilet bowl.

sirhcyennek81 · 01-09-2013, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by broncosteven

You work at a bar or a DMV? only 2 places I can think to find drunken scotts working.

Bar/restaurant.

gyldenlove · 01-09-2013, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by sirhcyennek81

Bar/restaurant.

If you work with drunk scots, then I guess you work at O'Hallarans Authentic Irish pub and grill?

Dr. Broncenstein · 01-09-2013, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by sirhcyennek81

Bar/restaurant.

Sounds like that place with the goofy shiat on the walls and the mozerella sticks. The name escapes me.

sirhcyennek81 · 01-09-2013, 10:29 AM

Shenanigans?

Dr. Broncenstein · 01-09-2013, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by sirhcyennek81

Shenanigans?

DenverDynamite · 01-09-2013, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Dendave

When the game starts, I make sure my DVR is recording it, and that my phone is turned off, I then go and find something to do for an hour, I will cook some food to eat during the game, watch DVR'd pregame shows, take the dog for a walk, etc. I can't stand watching a game "live", unless I am there in person, I hate all the commercials.

Man that's risky. If you have comcast all it takes is one Amber Alert and your DVR is screwed.

Rohirrim · 01-09-2013, 10:51 AM

Well, I like to have my jock nice and tight before a big game. So I use one of those frozen food vacuum sealer things. Just put the tube in your jock and "Thwwwwwwp!" You're all set.

DenverDynamite · 01-09-2013, 10:57 AM

I kill a stray cat.

Natedogg · 01-09-2013, 11:02 AM

If I'm at a bar, Donkey Punches. A shot of vodka with a splash of cuerocel (sp) dropped into a pint glass of Red Bull and oj. During the Jay Cutler era sometimes we had Jay Cutler Punches - - with diet Red Bull.

Rabb · 01-09-2013, 11:55 AM

I shovel the walk in my underwear so I get wicked sick. Then I drink some tussin' and skip work the next day.

/legit

Broncosman · 01-11-2013, 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by ColoradoDarin

No. Not really. Sometimes I wear a jersey, sometimes not.

adult should not wear jersey .someone said that to me once .what do you think

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01-07-2013, 03:50 PM	#26
sirhcyennek81 Yes...swooping is bad... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Florence, Colorado Posts: 20,668 Adopt-a-Bronco: All of them.	Generally I am at work when Denver plays...which is lame. But we do have a TV, so I get to see some of it. Anyhoo, I tend to drink 2 cups of coffee, smoke 1 marlboro 100 check the Mane, then watch the game with two progressively drunken scots.

01-07-2013, 04:19 PM	#29
vbplaya Rookie Don't chew with your mouth full. Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: On some beach somewhere ... Posts: 71 Adopt-a-Bronco: Champ	Put on my Rod Smith jersey, Broncos pajama pants and Broncos socks and down an Orange Crush in each half.

01-07-2013, 05:30 PM	#30
gyldenlove Ring of Famer Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London, ON Posts: 10,014 Adopt-a-Bronco: Spencer Larsen	I hit up a handful of Ambien and go defecate in obscure places.

01-07-2013, 05:43 PM	#31
Requiem ~~~ ~ ~ ~ Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Earth Division Posts: 19,515 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gilgamesh	Knew this thread was win after AK's initial post.

01-07-2013, 06:07 PM	#33
Swedish Extrovert President of the Universe Formerly known as mightysmurf Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Highlands Ranch Posts: 14,932 Adopt-a-Bronco: Joel Dreesen	I park an RV out around lot G. It has a hot tub. I typically hang out around the tunnel, waiting for the Broncos cheerleaders to arrive. A good friend of mine has a sister on the squad, so every week there is a different group of three or four that I bring out around the RV. Typically they have to leave earlier than I want them to, because they need to do their stretching routine. So what I do is I offer them a "stretch" in my RV. It happens every friggin week.... I get them naked in the tub, and my friend's sister always comes barging in letting them know that if they're late for stretching, they'll get fired. Actually, I don't own an RV, and I just have a cup of coffee and usually a beer or two before the game.

01-07-2013, 06:41 PM	#34
Butterscotch Stallion Perennial Pro-bowler Lab Rat Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 823 Adopt-a-Bronco: Steve Atwater	I clean the house.

01-07-2013, 07:24 PM	#36
Heyneck Ring of Famer None is a family member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Cali, Colombia Posts: 2,181 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	Huge brunch, followed by a blunt later by a dump! While I take my dump I make sure I am looking towards Oklands direction.

01-09-2013, 10:05 AM	#38
Dendave Ring of Famer Echo Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Detroit, Michigan Posts: 1,081	When the game starts, I make sure my DVR is recording it, and that my phone is turned off, I then go and find something to do for an hour, I will cook some food to eat during the game, watch DVR'd pregame shows, take the dog for a walk, etc. I can't stand watching a game "live", unless I am there in person, I hate all the commercials.

01-09-2013, 10:29 AM	#43
sirhcyennek81 Yes...swooping is bad... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Florence, Colorado Posts: 20,668 Adopt-a-Bronco: All of them.	Shenanigans?

01-09-2013, 10:51 AM	#46
Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 48,791	Well, I like to have my jock nice and tight before a big game. So I use one of those frozen food vacuum sealer things. Just put the tube in your jock and "Thwwwwwwp!" You're all set.

01-09-2013, 10:57 AM	#47
DenverDynamite Rookie New to the Forum Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Thornton Posts: 88 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	I kill a stray cat.

01-09-2013, 11:02 AM	#48
Natedogg 1st Amendment Protection You sending The MethWolfe!!!??? Join Date: May 2005 Location: St. Petersburg Russia Posts: 1,877 Adopt-a-Bronco: Travis Henry	If I'm at a bar, Donkey Punches. A shot of vodka with a splash of cuerocel (sp) dropped into a pint glass of Red Bull and oj. During the Jay Cutler era sometimes we had Jay Cutler Punches - - with diet Red Bull.

01-09-2013, 11:55 AM	#49
Rabb Zombie Slayer Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,245 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	I shovel the walk in my underwear so I get wicked sick. Then I drink some tussin' and skip work the next day. /legit