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Old 01-07-2013, 01:49 PM   #1
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Obviously we aren't good enough to play on Sundays, but do you guys do anything as a ritual before each Broncos game? Plz make this fun.
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Old 01-07-2013, 01:53 PM   #2
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Drink a 40, do an eight ball, kick the dog down the stairs..drive to the stadium
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Old 01-07-2013, 01:59 PM   #3
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I like to rub one out while watching the Golden Girls.
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Old 01-07-2013, 01:59 PM   #4
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I have to jump and touch the ceiling with both hands at opening kick-off, and say "GO BRONCOOOOSSS!!" (no breaths) until the kick returner is tackled.

I do it every single game.

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Old 01-07-2013, 02:14 PM   #5
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For the Playoffs I will be reciting the Kranz Dictum prior to kick off and donning my Bronco Splash down Vest my Mother in law made me (for reals)
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Old 01-07-2013, 02:16 PM   #6
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I like to rub one out while watching the Golden Girls.
......I was going to type this.

Mine was going to stay "I pleasure myself to Golden Girls."
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Old 01-07-2013, 02:23 PM   #7
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......I was going to type this.

Mine was going to stay "I pleasure myself to Golden Girls."
Yeah, well, I don't get any pleasure out of it you sick f#%k. I'm compelled.
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Old 01-07-2013, 02:24 PM   #8
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My kids got me a Manning jersey t-shirt this year.

Starting with the Chargers game, I haven't washed it yet. So, that makes 11 straight weeks i've worn it and not washed it. It has some beer spills, a few food stains, but smells pretty good.

Now, let's assume i've worn this shirt 4-5 hours per game day, then I also wore it all day for the Chargers game and Saints game. That means I have about 60+ hours of unwashed wear on that beautiful orange (slightly wrinkled) shirt.

My boys ask me to go put on my shirt about 30 minutes before every game. Actually the whole family and my friends know about the shirt by now. So, if we end up losing i'll burn the ****er, but right now it is full of mojo.
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Old 01-07-2013, 02:26 PM   #9
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I paint one thumbnail blue and the other one orange and then shove them both up my butt til halftime, or the 4th quarter if we're losing.
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Old 01-07-2013, 02:26 PM   #10
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I like to rub one out while watching the Golden Girls.
I wonder how Hotrod is doing...I miss that Dortoh guy too!
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Old 01-07-2013, 02:27 PM   #11
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Just smoke weed. Thats about it.
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Old 01-07-2013, 02:28 PM   #12
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Old 01-07-2013, 02:32 PM   #13
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If I'm at the sports bar, it usually involves me flagging down the manager and saying "would you put on the ****ing game already?"
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Old 01-07-2013, 02:33 PM   #14
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I used to have several rituals/superstitions but since Manning got here I don't need em anymore!
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Old 01-07-2013, 02:44 PM   #15
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......I was going to type this.

Mine was going to stay "I pleasure myself to DESIGNING WOMEN."
FIFY.

If you like Bea Arthur, you're gonna LOVE Delta Burke.
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Old 01-07-2013, 02:48 PM   #16
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FIFY.

If you like Bea Arthur, you're gonna LOVE Delta Burke.
She was hot in that HBO series about the football team back in the EARLY 80's.
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Old 01-07-2013, 02:58 PM   #19
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i sacrifice raider,charger and chief fans to Cthulhu its also how the apocalypse was averted when i made several blood sacrifices to our dark lord i encourage you all to join the cult of Cthulhu. Peyton manning is a member you should be too.
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Yeah, well, I don't get any pleasure out of it you sick f#%k. I'm compelled.
I smoke weed out of an Estelle Getty bobble head doll bong while I walk on hot coals naked while I eat jalapeno poppers stuffed with cocaine. Then I start my pregame ritual where I kill a chicken then taxidermy it in the exact same pose as our rival qb's macfarlane doll where I then perform voodoo while convincing myself I'm Frank Zappa's ghost.

Then I invite the friends over and we have some KFC.
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Old 01-07-2013, 03:29 PM   #22
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No. Not really. Sometimes I wear a jersey, sometimes not.
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Old 01-07-2013, 03:35 PM   #23
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I snoop around town until I find a blank wall--think those little brick enclosures around dumpsters or maybe the side of a Chuck E. Cheese. Then I paint my dick alternating colors of white, blue, and orange and slap it up against the wall in the hopes of making the best Broncos logo I can. Then I flag down the nearest bystander and ask him if he can tell what it is.

If he or she guesses right within the first three attempts, it's gonna be a good day.
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Old 01-07-2013, 03:36 PM   #24
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Is making your hair into a pompadour part of the ritual?
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I break out the finest blue meth money can buy.
You're clearly lying. Everybody knows you can only afford Reggie.
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