Do you guys have any pre-game rituals? - The Orange Mane

Requiem · 01-07-2013, 01:49 PM

Obviously we aren't good enough to play on Sundays, but do you guys do anything as a ritual before each Broncos game? Plz make this fun.

ak1971 · 01-07-2013, 01:53 PM

Drink a 40, do an eight ball, kick the dog down the stairs..drive to the stadium

Dr. Broncenstein · 01-07-2013, 01:59 PM

I like to rub one out while watching the Golden Girls.

pricejj · 01-07-2013, 01:59 PM

I have to jump and touch the ceiling with both hands at opening kick-off, and say "GO BRONCOOOOSSS!!" (no breaths) until the kick returner is tackled.

I do it every single game.

broncosteven · 01-07-2013, 02:14 PM

For the Playoffs I will be reciting the Kranz Dictum prior to kick off and donning my Bronco Splash down Vest my Mother in law made me (for reals)

Kaylore · 01-07-2013, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Broncenstein

I like to rub one out while watching the Golden Girls.

......I was going to type this.

Mine was going to stay "I pleasure myself to Golden Girls."

Dr. Broncenstein · 01-07-2013, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore

......I was going to type this.

Mine was going to stay "I pleasure myself to Golden Girls."

Yeah, well, I don't get any pleasure out of it you sick f#%k. I'm compelled.

cmhargrove · 01-07-2013, 02:24 PM

My kids got me a Manning jersey t-shirt this year.

Starting with the Chargers game, I haven't washed it yet. So, that makes 11 straight weeks i've worn it and not washed it. It has some beer spills, a few food stains, but smells pretty good.

Now, let's assume i've worn this shirt 4-5 hours per game day, then I also wore it all day for the Chargers game and Saints game. That means I have about 60+ hours of unwashed wear on that beautiful orange (slightly wrinkled) shirt.

My boys ask me to go put on my shirt about 30 minutes before every game. Actually the whole family and my friends know about the shirt by now. So, if we end up losing i'll burn the ****er, but right now it is full of mojo.

Bronco Boy · 01-07-2013, 02:26 PM

I paint one thumbnail blue and the other one orange and then shove them both up my butt til halftime, or the 4th quarter if we're losing.

broncosteven · 01-07-2013, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Broncenstein

I like to rub one out while watching the Golden Girls.

I wonder how Hotrod is doing...I miss that Dortoh guy too!

Ironlung · 01-07-2013, 02:27 PM

Just smoke weed. Thats about it.

razorwire77 · 01-07-2013, 02:28 PM

I break out the finest blue meth money can buy.

SonOfLe-loLang · 01-07-2013, 02:32 PM

If I'm at the sports bar, it usually involves me flagging down the manager and saying "would you put on the ****ing game already?"

Greatspirits · 01-07-2013, 02:33 PM

I used to have several rituals/superstitions but since Manning got here I don't need em anymore!

Smiling Assassin27 · 01-07-2013, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaylore

......I was going to type this.

Mine was going to stay "I pleasure myself to DESIGNING WOMEN."

FIFY.

If you like Bea Arthur, you're gonna LOVE Delta Burke.

orinjkrush · 01-07-2013, 02:48 PM

aargh

Cito Pelon · 01-07-2013, 02:49 PM

Ka-tooosh!

broncosteven · 01-07-2013, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Smiling Assassin27

FIFY.

If you like Bea Arthur, you're gonna LOVE Delta Burke.

She was hot in that HBO series about the football team back in the EARLY 80's.

DAN_BRONCO_FAN · 01-07-2013, 02:58 PM

i sacrifice raider,charger and chief fans to Cthulhu its also how the apocalypse was averted when i made several blood sacrifices to our dark lord i encourage you all to join the cult of Cthulhu. Peyton manning is a member you should be too.

R-Mac · 01-07-2013, 03:05 PM

Chris · 01-07-2013, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Broncenstein

Yeah, well, I don't get any pleasure out of it you sick f#%k. I'm compelled.

I smoke weed out of an Estelle Getty bobble head doll bong while I walk on hot coals naked while I eat jalapeno poppers stuffed with cocaine. Then I start my pregame ritual where I kill a chicken then taxidermy it in the exact same pose as our rival qb's macfarlane doll where I then perform voodoo while convincing myself I'm Frank Zappa's ghost.

Then I invite the friends over and we have some KFC.

ColoradoDarin · 01-07-2013, 03:29 PM

No. Not really. Sometimes I wear a jersey, sometimes not.

sinuous sausage · 01-07-2013, 03:35 PM

I snoop around town until I find a blank wall--think those little brick enclosures around dumpsters or maybe the side of a Chuck E. Cheese. Then I paint my dick alternating colors of white, blue, and orange and slap it up against the wall in the hopes of making the best Broncos logo I can. Then I flag down the nearest bystander and ask him if he can tell what it is.

If he or she guesses right within the first three attempts, it's gonna be a good day.

Kaylore · 01-07-2013, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rod-BR

Is making your hair into a pompadour part of the ritual?

pricejj · 01-07-2013, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by razorwire77

I break out the finest blue meth money can buy.

You're clearly lying. Everybody knows you can only afford Reggie.

01-07-2013, 01:49 PM	#1
Requiem ~~~ ~ ~ ~ Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Earth Division Posts: 19,530 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gilgamesh	Do you guys have any pre-game rituals? Obviously we aren't good enough to play on Sundays, but do you guys do anything as a ritual before each Broncos game? Plz make this fun.

01-07-2013, 01:59 PM	#4
pricejj jungle Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Louisville, CO Posts: 5,141	I have to jump and touch the ceiling with both hands at opening kick-off, and say "GO BRONCOOOOSSS!!" (no breaths) until the kick returner is tackled. I do it every single game. Last edited by pricejj; 01-07-2013 at 02:02 PM..

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01-07-2013, 01:53 PM	#2
ak1971 uhhhh Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,536	Drink a 40, do an eight ball, kick the dog down the stairs..drive to the stadium

01-07-2013, 01:59 PM	#3
Dr. Broncenstein Overdriven Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sterile Fields Posts: 11,610 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Woodyard	I like to rub one out while watching the Golden Girls.

01-07-2013, 02:14 PM	#5
broncosteven The Kranz Dictum MWA: Flight Director Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Tranquility Base Posts: 29,016 Adopt-a-Bronco: MONEYBALL #38	For the Playoffs I will be reciting the Kranz Dictum prior to kick off and donning my Bronco Splash down Vest my Mother in law made me (for reals)

01-07-2013, 02:24 PM	#8
cmhargrove Is this thing on??? Travis Henry's love child... Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Tulsa, OK Posts: 6,397 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Hillis	My kids got me a Manning jersey t-shirt this year. Starting with the Chargers game, I haven't washed it yet. So, that makes 11 straight weeks i've worn it and not washed it. It has some beer spills, a few food stains, but smells pretty good. Now, let's assume i've worn this shirt 4-5 hours per game day, then I also wore it all day for the Chargers game and Saints game. That means I have about 60+ hours of unwashed wear on that beautiful orange (slightly wrinkled) shirt. My boys ask me to go put on my shirt about 30 minutes before every game. Actually the whole family and my friends know about the shirt by now. So, if we end up losing i'll burn the ****er, but right now it is full of mojo.

01-07-2013, 02:26 PM	#9
Bronco Boy Avid Ambien Abuser It all makes so much sense! Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Queens, NY Posts: 1,901 Adopt-a-Bronco: Eric Decker	I paint one thumbnail blue and the other one orange and then shove them both up my butt til halftime, or the 4th quarter if we're losing.

01-07-2013, 02:27 PM	#11
Ironlung Terminator Snake Bitten Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 891	Just smoke weed. Thats about it.

01-07-2013, 02:28 PM	#12
razorwire77 Tapenade Swagga Splotchy Headed Assassin Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Albuquerque Posts: 3,240 Adopt-a-Bronco: Mario Fannin	I break out the finest blue meth money can buy.

01-07-2013, 02:32 PM	#13
SonOfLe-loLang Young Buck Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 13,214 Adopt-a-Bronco: Thunder (RIP)	If I'm at the sports bar, it usually involves me flagging down the manager and saying "would you put on the ****ing game already?"

01-07-2013, 02:33 PM	#14
Greatspirits Pro Bowler Bridge of Sighs Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Park Hill Posts: 596 Adopt-a-Bronco: Steven Johnson	I used to have several rituals/superstitions but since Manning got here I don't need em anymore!

01-07-2013, 02:48 PM	#16
orinjkrush ... Prospects for the future... Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DistrictOfCorruption Posts: 4,913 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ben Garland	aargh

01-07-2013, 02:49 PM	#17
Cito Pelon Attack at all times . . . Happy dog at the Divide Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: AFC West Championshipville Posts: 15,192 Adopt-a-Bronco: Elvis	Ka-tooosh!

01-07-2013, 02:58 PM	#19
DAN_BRONCO_FAN golden knife winner winner of the golden knife award Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: colorado springs area Posts: 2,822 Adopt-a-Bronco: ray lewis knife	i sacrifice raider,charger and chief fans to Cthulhu its also how the apocalypse was averted when i made several blood sacrifices to our dark lord i encourage you all to join the cult of Cthulhu. Peyton manning is a member you should be too.

01-07-2013, 03:05 PM	#20
R-Mac Seasoned Veteran Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 252

01-07-2013, 03:29 PM	#22
ColoradoDarin Ring of Famer AFCW Champs! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: St Augustine, FL Posts: 5,521 Adopt-a-Bronco: Knowshon's Shoe	No. Not really. Sometimes I wear a jersey, sometimes not.

01-07-2013, 03:35 PM	#23
sinuous sausage Pro Bowler Raging against the Céliné Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Dallas Posts: 579	I snoop around town until I find a blank wall--think those little brick enclosures around dumpsters or maybe the side of a Chuck E. Cheese. Then I paint my dick alternating colors of white, blue, and orange and slap it up against the wall in the hopes of making the best Broncos logo I can. Then I flag down the nearest bystander and ask him if he can tell what it is. If he or she guesses right within the first three attempts, it's gonna be a good day.