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Rock Chalk · 12-25-2012, 03:49 PM

Musicals are for flamers, which is why its no surprise Mighty "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Smurf likes this ****.

I'm a a white male American that likes to see **** get blown up. If I want a story, I'll read a ****ing book. Movies should be for entertainment and blowing **** up. Preferably buildings in liberal cities like LA or NY.

If you want a good story, read a book because you can't get one in a ****ing movie.

If you want a musical, just shoot yourself in the face.

SonOfLe-loLang · 12-25-2012, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Rock Chalk

Musicals are for flamers, which is why its no surprise Mighty "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Smurf likes this ****.

I'm a a white male American that likes to see **** get blown up. If I want a story, I'll read a ****ing book. Movies should be for entertainment and blowing **** up. Preferably buildings in liberal cities like LA or NY.

If you want a good story, read a book because you can't get one in a ****ing movie.

If you want a musical, just shoot yourself in the face.

Thanks for your thoughtful and open minded input

theAPAOps5 · 12-25-2012, 03:59 PM

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

SoCalBronco · 12-25-2012, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rock Chalk

Musicals are for flamers, which is why its no surprise Mighty "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Smurf likes this ****.

I'm a a white male American that likes to see **** get blown up. If I want a story, I'll read a ****ing book. Movies should be for entertainment and blowing **** up. Preferably buildings in liberal cities like LA or NY.

If you want a good story, read a book because you can't get one in a ****ing movie.

If you want a musical, just shoot yourself in the face.

....classic Alec. Merry Christmas bro

broncocalijohn · 12-25-2012, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by sirhcyennek81

Never seen Les Miserables. Dont really plan to, either.

Not that gay.

THe straights are homos and the gays are straight this Christmas. What the hell is going on here?
My wife wants me to see it with her and I told her to take her cousin. The in the closet but so obvious cousin that goes with her to all the chick flicks. Nice to know this movie will not be taking my balls. Nice try wife.

R8R H8R · 12-25-2012, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by BroncoMan4ever

Tarantino has been a shell of himself and living off his name recognition since Pulp fiction

Agree completely. Much like his rival, Spike Lee, IMO.

Swedish Extrovert · 12-25-2012, 04:16 PM

Les Mis is not a chick flick.

Jean Valjean is the definition of a real man....

broncocalijohn · 12-25-2012, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Mightysmurf

Les Mis is not a chick flick.

Jean Valjean is the definition of a real man....

Is there shottings? Do things get blown up? Fights? Stabbings? Naked women? This is what you first need to make at least a dude flick. See the movie Machete for the answer.

Swedish Extrovert · 12-25-2012, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by broncocalijohn

Is there shottings? Do things get blown up? Fights? Stabbings? Naked women? This is what you first need to make at least a dude flick. See the movie Machete for the answer.

Yes to all of the above.

SonOfLe-loLang · 12-25-2012, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Mightysmurf

Les Mis is not a chick flick.

Jean Valjean is the definition of a real man....

I'm not sure its not a chick flick, it'll skew female. As most musicals tend to do

broncocalijohn · 12-25-2012, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Mightysmurf

Yes to all of the above.

So my review before I would see it:

"You will love the action and the suspense. Move over Machete, Les Miserables is taking over!" Broncocalijohn

Swedish Extrovert · 12-25-2012, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by SonOfLe-loLang

I'm not sure its not a chick flick, it'll skew female. As most musicals tend to do

It's called subtext:

ghwk · 12-25-2012, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sirhcyennek81

I like Fiddler on the Roof and Phantom of the Opera.

Dont judge me.

Crap, I like those too. Does that make me gay?

orangeatheist · 12-25-2012, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by sirhcyennek81

I like Fiddler on the Roof and Phantom of the Opera.

Dont judge me.

Oh yeah? Well, I like Jesus Christ Superstar so don't judge me!

Does that make me a gay Christian?

sirhcyennek81 · 12-25-2012, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by orangeatheist

Oh yeah? Well, I like Jesus Christ Superstar so don't judge me!

Does that make me a gay Christian?

No. It means you have questionable taste.

sirhcyennek81 · 12-25-2012, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ghwk

Crap, I like those too. Does that make me gay?

No. It makes you awesome. Obviously.

Beantown Bronco · 12-26-2012, 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Mightysmurf

Les Miserables (the new one) is the greatest movie of my generation.

I don't even need to see this to know it can't hold a candle to Shawshank.

Butterscotch Stallion · 12-26-2012, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Mightysmurf

Les Mis is not a chick flick.

Jean Valjean is the definition of a real man....

I'm submitting this to "**** pussies say" on twitter.

Butterscotch Stallion · 12-26-2012, 09:39 AM

Mighty smurf watches glee while he braids his friends hair.

TonyR · 12-26-2012, 10:53 AM

64 on Metacritic, 72 at Rotten Tomatoes. So the critics aren't blown away.

http://www.metacritic.com/browse/mov.../theaters/date

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/

Meanwhile, Django got 80 and 89.

Kaylore · 12-26-2012, 11:23 AM

I heard if you like anything Sirhcyenne likes you become gay. BTW, we all like the Broncos so we're all homos.

baja · 12-26-2012, 11:57 AM

Well it's going to be hard to beat "That's my Boy" this year.

Rock Chalk · 12-26-2012, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mightysmurf

Les Mis is not a chick flick.

Jean Valjean is the definition of a real man....

That's ****ing it.

Turn in all your ****ing man cards and report to the estrogen clinic.

Rock Chalk · 12-26-2012, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Beantown Bronco

I don't even need to see this to know it can't hold a candle to Shawshank.

Acceptable man's movie without explosions.

theAPAOps5 · 12-26-2012, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by TonyR

64 on Metacritic, 72 at Rotten Tomatoes. So the critics aren't blown away.

http://www.metacritic.com/browse/mov.../theaters/date

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/

Meanwhile, Django got 80 and 89.

Just saw this flick. Tarantino definitely delivered on his shock and awe.

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12-25-2012, 03:49 PM	#26
Rock Chalk Cheeky Bastards Laus Deo Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Backside of the Internet Posts: 29,940 Adopt-a-Bronco: Chris Harris	Musicals are for flamers, which is why its no surprise Mighty "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Smurf likes this **. I'm a a white male American that likes to see get blown up. If I want a story, I'll read a ing book. Movies should be for entertainment and blowing up. Preferably buildings in liberal cities like LA or NY. If you want a good story, read a book because you can't get one in a **ing movie. If you want a musical, just shoot yourself in the face.

12-25-2012, 03:59 PM	#28
theAPAOps5 A new beginning! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 26,058 Adopt-a-Bronco: Watermock - RIP	MERRY CHRISTMAS!

12-25-2012, 04:16 PM	#32
Swedish Extrovert President of the Universe Formerly known as mightysmurf Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Highlands Ranch Posts: 14,953 Adopt-a-Bronco: Joel Dreesen	Les Mis is not a chick flick. Jean Valjean is the definition of a real man....

12-26-2012, 09:39 AM	#44
Butterscotch Stallion Perennial Pro-bowler Lab Rat Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 823 Adopt-a-Bronco: Steve Atwater	Mighty smurf watches glee while he braids his friends hair.

12-26-2012, 10:53 AM	#45
TonyR Franchise Poster Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Mid-Atlantic Posts: 15,570	64 on Metacritic, 72 at Rotten Tomatoes. So the critics aren't blown away. http://www.metacritic.com/browse/mov.../theaters/date http://www.rottentomatoes.com/ Meanwhile, Django got 80 and 89.

12-26-2012, 11:23 AM	#46
Kaylore 6-37, Raider fans. Yummy birds and snow! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ceti Alpha V Posts: 41,051 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Duke	I heard if you like anything Sirhcyenne likes you become gay. BTW, we all like the Broncos so we're all homos.

12-26-2012, 11:57 AM	#47
baja It is what it Is. Pay attention. Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 53,900 Adopt-a-Bronco: Buy My Book	Well it's going to be hard to beat "That's my Boy" this year.