Strip the Citizenship from Everyone who Signed a Petition to Secede and Exile Them

[nyuk nyuk]

Originally Posted by L.A. BRONCOS FAN

Ditto monkeys don't like Bartcop!

People with half of a cerebrum should be getting things from more than one source, especially one which people claim is "comedy." You may as well be sourcing The Onion.

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

Originally Posted by nyuk nyuk

People with half of a cerebrum should be getting things from more than one source, especially one which people claim is "comedy." You may as well be sourcing The Onion.

Bartcop = a burr under the saddles of right-wing disinfo slingers everywhere.

Thanks for the reminder.

[Odysseus]

Originally Posted by nyuk nyuk

People with half of a cerebrum should be getting things from more than one source, especially one which people claim is "comedy." You may as well be sourcing The Onion.

Let's assume that you have several profound resources for comedy. Where do you get your comedy from?

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

Originally Posted by Odysseus

Let's assume that you have several profound resources for comedy. Where do you get your comedy from?

AngryDragQueen and his buddies haven't been able to enjoy political satire since the days of Bill and Monica...probably because the joke is always on them.

[Broncos_OTM]

Originally Posted by L.A. BRONCOS FAN

AngryDragQueen and his buddies haven't been able to enjoy political satire since the days of Bill and Monica...probably because the joke is always on them.

Most of the time ill listen to people and their core beliefs. But when they start using **** like you do. I just ignore it. My coc ignores trolls, flaming, agitation. If you'd like to be taken seriously try a different avenue.

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

Originally Posted by Broncos_OTM

Most of the time ill listen to people and their core beliefs. But when they start using **** like you do. I just ignore it. My coc ignores trolls, flaming, agitation. If you'd like to be taken seriously try a different avenue.

Not sure what gives you the impression I could give two sh*ts about your opinion of me......self-importance or even grandiosity maybe?

And you strike me as the type who only takes a given "core belief" seriously if it's approved by Fox News.

In any case, I'll take you seriously when I see you conveying the same message to the legions of right-wing trolls on this board (although that might be difficult as many of them seem to have gone missing since 11/6 - what a coincidence!)

[Broncos_OTM]

Originally Posted by L.A. BRONCOS FAN

Not sure what gives you the impression I could give two sh*ts about your opinion of me......self-importance or even grandiosity maybe?

And you strike me as the type who only takes a given "core belief" seriously if it's approved by Fox News.

In any case, I'll take you seriously when I see you conveying the same message to the legions of right-wing trolls on this board (although that might be difficult as many of them seem to have gone missing since 11/6 - what a coincidence!)

An ill tempered, unhappy man Ridicules all he hears, Makes fun of others, refusing always To see the faults in himself.

Consider me a guy who likes to have many influences in what and why i believe. CNN, NBC, FOX, life. To be perfectly honest though, i really don't even know of any far right or far left
Websites.

I don't visit this sub-forum often, however when i do. You have always came across as the biggest blow-hard. I don't see any of your points or even want to agree with anything you say, because you are so abrassive

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

Originally Posted by Broncos_OTM

An ill tempered, unhappy man Ridicules all he hears, Makes fun of others, refusing always To see the faults in himself.

There you go thinking you're Miss Cleo or the Amazing Kreskin.

Originally Posted by Broncos_OTM

I don't visit this sub-forum often, however when i do. You have always came across as the biggest blow-hard. I don't see any of your points or even want to agree with anything you say, because you are so abrassive(sic)

As I said before, I'll take you seriously as soon as I hear you voice your "objections" to some of the REALLY abrasive comments by your right-wing pals (e.g., the folks whose comments get them banned on a regular basis.)

Until then, you're just another butt hurt sore loser with selective outrage disorder.

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

[DAN_BRONCO_FAN]

are you idiots still harping on this after i posted that article from cracked.
well you can lead a stupid horse to water but you cant make it drink it i guess.
yalls enjoy your blissful ignorance .

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

Originally Posted by DAN_BRONCO_FAN

yalls enjoy your blissful ignorance .

Ironic comment of the month.

[DAN_BRONCO_FAN]

Originally Posted by L.A. BRONCOS FAN

Ironic comment of the month.

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

^

There isn't a face palm large enough to cover all the lies and BS Dan has posted since his arrival on this forum.

You would think watching his claims get discredited on a daily basis would be enough to make him throw in the towel and go back to weaving baskets or whatever.

[nyuk nyuk]

Originally Posted by L.A. BRONCOS FAN

Bartcop = a burr under the saddles of right-wing disinfo slingers everywhere.

Thanks for the reminder.

A site made by a Dust Bowl clown that thinks homosexuals are a race. You're firing Qassams at the IDF here, buddy.

[nyuk nyuk]

Originally Posted by Broncos_OTM

An ill tempered, unhappy man Ridicules all he hears, Makes fun of others, refusing always To see the faults in himself.

Consider me a guy who likes to have many influences in what and why i believe. CNN, NBC, FOX, life. To be perfectly honest though, i really don't even know of any far right or far left
Websites.

I don't visit this sub-forum often, however when i do. You have always came across as the biggest blow-hard. I don't see any of your points or even want to agree with anything you say, because you are so abrassive

The hardcore liberal contingent here are political Moonies. I've considered tentative plans to abduct and deprogram them.

[nyuk nyuk]

Originally Posted by Odysseus

Let's assume that you have several profound resources for comedy. Where do you get your comedy from?

I have a talent for natural wit.

[W*GS]

Originally Posted by nyuk nyuk

I have a talent for natural wit.

You have a talent for ****.

[DAN_BRONCO_FAN]

Originally Posted by L.A. BRONCOS FAN

^

There isn't a face palm large enough to cover all the lies and BS Dan has posted since his arrival on this forum.

You would think watching his claims get discredited on a daily basis would be enough to make him throw in the towel and go back to weaving baskets or whatever.

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Why the ‘Anti-Obama States Secede!’ Story Is a Lie


something you see with unfortunate frequency around times of high political contention are otherwise legitimate sites and publications taking the bait and turning a bull**** story into headline news. Case in point: this absurd story about states filing petitions to secede from the union in the wake of last Tuesday's election.

Huffington Post

To give credit where it's due, that's a fantastic headline. The way it's worded, you would think that we're on the verge of collapsing into the next Civil War. Residents? In more than a dozen states? How many more states are we talking? Four? 31? Is it all of them? Holy ****, it's all of them, isn't it? We're doomed. Every state wants to secede. DOOMED!

The Huffington Post isn't the only site to jump on the story. Over at BuzzFeed, as we write this, it's the eighth most popular story in the "Hot on BuzzFeed" category, despite featuring not one picture of a boob as far as we can tell, so we're not sure what's so hot about it.


Clicking through to either of those stories reveals no hint that what you're about to read is a whole bunch of useless information. Instead, we get "facts" about how the Obama administration will issue a response when the petitions reach 25,000 signatures. That's followed by scary screenshots showing just how close we are to Texas finally becoming its own country.

But there's a lot of information to this story that's being left out. For example, the petitions in question are being posted directly to the White House website. That's a tantalizing detail if, say, a group of ragtag "patriots" defaced the White House website with signature requests that the government never wanted there. Or maybe if an armed militia stormed the White House IT department and force-posted the documents there. But that's not what's happening. Instead, these angry demands for freedom are being posted on a public section of the website. "Public" meaning open to anyone who wants to participate, even lunatics who think that Texas should break from the U.S. and rejoin with Mexico again or whatever. That person could be a tinfoil-hat-wearing conspiracy theorist or a bored 12-year-old kid trying to get a rise out of people. There's no way of knowing.

What we do know with like 132 percent certainty is that what's happening here is a non-issue. These are the ramblings of a small group of political zealots who actually care enough about spouting their particular brand of crazy that they figured out how to upload something to the Internet. To make the case for secession even more problematic, in case anyone is actually reading this and getting jazzed at the thought of needing a passport to travel to South Carolina, have a look at some of the signatures from that very state:

Sure, there are over 16,000 signatures, but, not even ten in, already half of them aren't even from South Carolina. If you recall, the Texas petition was somewhere in the 18,000-signature range. What are the chances that most of the people who signed this petition also signed the petitions for the other states "hoping" to secede? Suddenly we've gone from thousands of people in dozens of states hoping to break away and start their own country to just thousands of people in the country hoping that pretty much any state will secede. And, well, we've always kind of known that those people exist, right? We didn't need a Whitehouse.gov petition to tell us, and you certainly didn't need us to tell you (that's why you read BuzzFeed and HuffPo).

If for some reason you're still bothered/aroused by this, there's one more petition you should see. It's gained just as much momentum with the petition-signing community, and the idea behind it is just as silly:

That should put this story to rest then, yeah? But really, it's not like anyone is fooled by this blatant sensationalism, right? It's not like people are jumping on this story and spreading it far and wide across the Internet or anything.


****.

You've disappointed us, America. Anyway, while we certainly don't want to see this adorable band of petition-signing rabble-rousers deported or anything, there is one petition out there that we wouldn't mind hearing a response from the Obama administration about:

We only need 25,000 signatures. Let's make it happen.


Read more: http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/w...#ixzz2CtrfNCtv

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/
LABF if you want you can sign the petition and have Colorado removed from the USA and Wyoming and Missouri nyuk nyuk can have California removed
hell MacGruder can have tebow 's birthday be a holiday or make it a law that no one can say anything bad about Tebow. so basically the petitions on whitehouse .gov are worthless

[DAN_BRONCO_FAN]

again LABF earns 10 face palms out of 10

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

Originally Posted by DAN_BRONCO_FAN

again LABF earns 10 face palms out of 10

Thanks for giving us the view from the short bus.

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

Originally Posted by nyuk nyuk

A site made by a Dust Bowl clown that thinks homosexuals are a race. You're firing Qassams at the IDF here, buddy.

Any actual evidence for this?

In any case, for a "dust bowl clown," he sure has your panties in a wad.

[lonestar]

Wow is this still open.

Amazing that liberals jus do not get over it.

I forgot they are moonies. They live the life of the persecuted or oblivious..

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

Originally Posted by lonestar

Wow is this still open.

Amazing that liberals jus do not get over it.

I forgot they are moonies. They live the life of the persecuted or oblivious..

This from a pinhead who lives in a bubble where Romney was projected to win in a landslide?

From a sore loser who thinks Obama cheated?

That's rich.

[houghtam]

Originally Posted by L.A. BRONCOS FAN

This from a pinhead who lives in a bubble where Romney was projected to win in a landslide?

From a sore loser who thinks Obama cheated?

That's rich.

He and cutthemdown are a riot. Spouting off all summer and fall about how badly the Democrats are going to lose, and now all they can say is "no big deal I just come on here for fun", "he cheated", and "you liberals don't realize how badly you're going to get beaten...IN 2016!"

Good Lord. I would say it must suck to be so bitter and pitiful, but that's pretty obvious, so we can only guess as to how bad it actually must suck for them.

The "figures never lie and liars never figure" quote was especially rich, considering the Democrats are the ones who have figures (facts, math, science) on their side...I guess that tells us who the liars are.

[DAN_BRONCO_FAN]

seth macfarlane called he wants the plot to petoria back tyvm and he also wants all of you to stop trying to impersonate Peter Griffith .
but feel free to play meg