Strip the Citizenship from Everyone who Signed a Petition to Secede and Exile Them

[Elway 4 Life]

Originally Posted by Rohirrim

I've been to Texas three times. Each time was worse than the time before. Rudest, most obnoxious people I ever ran into. Don't even ask me about sharing ski lifts with Texans. I even considered jumping off. Worse than Marines, and that's saying something.

So Marines are rude and obnoxious and unworthy of a seat on a ski lift next to you as well?

Furthermore, if your a Marine who happens to be from Texas your doubly screwed in your eyes.

Wow

Fixed for theelusivekyleorton.

[TheElusiveKyleOrton]

Originally Posted by Elway 4 Life

So you hate Marines as well?

Furthermore, if your a Marine who happens to be from Texas your doubly screwed in your eyes.

Wow

He never said he "hated" Texans. Or Marines.

Your argument is invalid.

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

Originally Posted by TheElusiveKyleOrton

How's that?

They want to leave. Let's show them the door.

+1.

The deal should be "you can have Texas, but we get to keep ZZ Top."

[TheElusiveKyleOrton]

Originally Posted by L.A. BRONCOS FAN

+1.

The deal should be "you can have Texas, but we get to keep ZZ Top."

And Austin. Move your ****ty capital to ****ty Houston.

[Rohirrim]

Originally Posted by Elway 4 Life

So you hate Marines as well?

Furthermore, if your a Marine who happens to be from Texas your doubly screwed in your eyes.

Wow

Hate? I don't hate them. I just don't want to listen to them tell me over and over and over again how being a Marine, or a Texan, makes them better than everybody else.

[Elway 4 Life]

Originally Posted by L.A. BRONCOS FAN

+1.

The deal should be "you can have Texas, but we get to keep ZZ Top."

You bashing a state is rich. California is by far the most corrupt, ethically challenged state out there. Granted its beautiful, unfortunately full of morally challenged people.

[Requiem]

Originally Posted by Elway 4 Life

You bashing a state is rich. California is by far the most corrupt, ethically challenged state out there. Granted its beautiful, unfortunately full of morally challenged people.

Texas sucks ass. Just break off Austin from the rest and place it somewhere normal and we will be all good.

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

Originally Posted by Elway 4 Life

You bashing a state is rich. California is by far the most corrupt, ethically challenged state out there. Granted its beautiful, unfortunately full of morally challenged people.

Being called "corrupt" and "ethically challenged" by a Texan is like being called "ugly" by a frog.

Of course, we already know the religious right's understanding of "morality" is a stunning exercise in hypocrisy, so that makes your comments all the more amusing.

[L.A. BRONCOS FAN]

[houghtam]

Originally Posted by Rohirrim

Hate? I don't hate them. I just don't want to listen to them tell me over and over and over again how being a Marine, or a Texan, makes them better than everybody else.

Next time a Marine tells you they're better than everyone else, say, "Really? Because I thought Marine stood for My Ass Riding In Navy Equipment."

[Requiem]

I can vouch for Texans for being ****ty on the slopes. Had some dudes from there (and Oklahoma) who thought they could go down a few runs in just jeans and cotton socks. They were by far the best tippers though. Talk to them about God, Longhorns and Sooners and you were a shoe-in for cash. Had 5 dudes in a row put a 20 dollar bill in my pocket because I talked about how I saw Josh Heupel play in high school.

[Play2win]

Originally Posted by gunns

Utah's one of the states with a petition. On the radio station this morning they were asking what should the new name of the state be. I called in and said Idiots. Then they can say they are idiots. Also asked where these people were when Bush was decimating the country with lies. The announcer asked people as they called in. Most answers were "huh" or "I didn't know about it till he was out of office" or the infamous Dramallama line "where's the proof". They want to secede because their guy didn't win and the country's going to hell in a handbag. Well guys, I'd look in the mirror for the reason why.

Petoria!

[Play2win]

On the bathroom wall of a public stall somewhere:

Here I sit,

Butts a flexin',

Giving birth,

To another Texan!!!

[TheElusiveKyleOrton]

Originally Posted by Elway 4 Life

So Marines are rude and obnoxious and unworthy of a seat on a ski lift next to you as well?

Furthermore, if your a Marine who happens to be from Texas your doubly screwed in your eyes.

Wow

Fixed for theelusivekyleorton.

You still fail.

He also never said they were "unworthy."

Maybe you should find something else to do with your time. Reading and reacting isn't working out very well.

[Fedaykin]

Texans can't drive for **** either. In the last week I've run across three completely idiotic Texas drivers all on the same trip.

1.) A moron who thought doing 65 on a snowpacked, curvy mountain road in a big honkin' dually 3/4 ton truck was a good plan (speed limit 50)

2.) Another moron on a different steep, curvy mountain path who apparently doesn't know what the settings other than 'D' on on his transmission are for, who subsequently managed to overheat his breaks from riding them for 20+ miles. Also thinks blind, narrow curves are a great place to pull 1/2 out of the lane and try to wave someone by (rather than numerous, explicitly designated pulloffs).

3.) Another idiot doing 25 in a 35 because a few snow flakes are falling (ground totally dry, flakes were evaporating before even hitting the ground) who proceeds to try to take his half out of the middle when the road widens to 2 lanes.

GD flat-landers with over-inflated egos. Drivers should have to pass a mountain driving competency test before being allowed to cross in to Colorado.

[Arkie]

The Federal government did not take over the States. The States joined together voluntarily when we were a lot weaker compared to the rest of the world.



We came together as a free society. That means we can dissolve it voluntarily. Just letting us talk about seccession can force real change. Nobody wants to secede unless there is just no hope for reform. If it's treason to discuss our last resort, then the power really has shifted away from the people to a centralized elite.

[houghtam]

Originally Posted by Arkie

The Federal government did not take over the States. The States joined together voluntarily when we were a lot weaker compared to the rest of the world.



We came together as a free society. That means we can dissolve it voluntarily. Just letting us talk about seccession can force real change. Nobody wants to secede unless there is just no hope for reform. If it's treason to discuss our last resort, then the power really has shifted away from the people to a centralized elite.

No, it doesn't. States are not allowed to secede. Period.

[Elway 4 Life]

Originally Posted by TheElusiveKyleOrton

You still fail.

He also never said they were "unworthy."

Maybe you should find something else to do with your time. Reading and reacting isn't working out very well.

I see you found something your great at, trolling. Good for you.

[Arkie]

Originally Posted by houghtam

No, it doesn't. States are not allowed to secede. Period.

Says who? It's not anywhere in the Constitution because it would go against everything in the Declaration of Independence. It's the right of the people to abolish the government when it becomes destructive to our unalienable rights.

[houghtam]

Originally Posted by Arkie

Says who? It's not anywhere in the Constitution because it would go against everything in the Declaration of Independence. It's the right of the people to abolish the government when it becomes destructive to our unalienable rights.

Texas v. White

[TheElusiveKyleOrton]

Originally Posted by Elway 4 Life

I see you found something your great at, trolling. Good for you.

And you've found failing. I suppose you'll be expecting a reward.

[DAN_BRONCO_FAN]

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[Odysseus]

Originally Posted by BroncoBeavis

People have such short memories.

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/12/12/magazine/12NEO.html

I do not think most people knew about this. What an interesting read!

These days, in the wake of George W. Bush's re-election, talk of secession is once again whipping through the New England states. Proposals are being floated for a ''Coastopia'' that unites the West Coast and East Coast blue states along with a few select heartland states. One Internet pamphleteer argued: ''In the middle of the country, we have taken Iowa and Illinois, mostly because we need the fine produce of Iowa's soil, and the museums in Chicago are fabulous.'' A proposed map showing the United States of Canada just above ''JesusLand'' has become an instant Internet classic.

[El Guapo]

Originally Posted by Odysseus

I do not think most people knew about this. What an interesting read!

These days, in the wake of George W. Bush's re-election, talk of secession is once again whipping through the New England states. Proposals are being floated for a ''Coastopia'' that unites the West Coast and East Coast blue states along with a few select heartland states. One Internet pamphleteer argued: ''In the middle of the country, we have taken Iowa and Illinois, mostly because we need the fine produce of Iowa's soil, and the museums in Chicago are fabulous.'' A proposed map showing the United States of Canada just above ''JesusLand'' has become an instant Internet classic.

I'm offended, but of course if it's flipped the other way like this then that's ok. You libs and your double standards amaze me.

[That One Guy]

Remember, we're the United States of America not the Federal Republic of America.

We were supposed to be a states' rights nation. Recall someone, somewhere, wrote down on some piece of paper something about the states having say over things not reserved for the Federal gov't.