![]() |
|
|
#826 |
|
John Foneco !!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Sooner Country
Posts: 20,604
|
![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
#827 |
|
John Foneco !!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Sooner Country
Posts: 20,604
|
![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
#828 |
|
John Foneco !!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Sooner Country
Posts: 20,604
|
![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
#829 |
|
John Foneco !!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Sooner Country
Posts: 20,604
|
![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
#830 |
|
John Foneco !!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Sooner Country
Posts: 20,604
|
![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
#831 |
|
John Foneco !!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Sooner Country
Posts: 20,604
|
![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
#832 |
|
John Foneco !!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Sooner Country
Posts: 20,604
|
![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
#833 |
|
John Foneco !!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Sooner Country
Posts: 20,604
|
![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
#834 |
|
John Foneco !!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Sooner Country
Posts: 20,604
|
![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
#835 |
|
Owns scary-looking rifle
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: 5280
Posts: 2,828
Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Manning |
![]() ![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
#836 |
|
Mo' holla fo' yo' dolla!
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: In a bunker in an undisclosed location
Posts: 52,694
|
^
Wrong forum. |
|
|
|
|
|
#837 |
|
John Foneco !!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Sooner Country
Posts: 20,604
|
![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
#838 |
|
Hey pic Mod!?!?! FU
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: The wrong side of right.
Posts: 26,556
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#839 |
|
John Foneco !!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Sooner Country
Posts: 20,604
|
![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
#840 |
|
John Foneco !!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Sooner Country
Posts: 20,604
|
![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
#841 |
|
John Foneco !!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Sooner Country
Posts: 20,604
|
![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
#842 |
|
John Foneco !!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Sooner Country
Posts: 20,604
|
![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
#843 |
|
John Foneco !!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Sooner Country
Posts: 20,604
|
![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
#844 |
|
John Foneco !!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Sooner Country
Posts: 20,604
|
![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
#845 |
|
John Foneco !!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Sooner Country
Posts: 20,604
|
There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years.
" "Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together. " "I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago. " "Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say... should we get naked?" Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. ..."You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago. " "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!! |
|
|
|
|
|
#846 |
|
John Foneco !!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Sooner Country
Posts: 20,604
|
![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
#847 |
|
golden knife winner
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: colorado springs area
Posts: 2,822
Adopt-a-Bronco: ray lewis knife |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#848 |
|
John Foneco !!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Sooner Country
Posts: 20,604
|
Dumbest girlfriend ever
![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
#849 |
|
John Foneco !!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Sooner Country
Posts: 20,604
|
One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar waiting to catch any drunk drivers. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered a Breath test. ...The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy!!! |
|
|
|
|
|
#850 |
|
John Foneco !!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Sooner Country
Posts: 20,604
|
|
|
|
|
![]() |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|