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Old 11-11-2012, 08:53 AM   #76
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Old 11-11-2012, 09:00 AM   #77
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Old 11-11-2012, 09:01 AM   #78
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My only hope is that Rove becomes irrelevant but that probably will not happen. He is one of the worst poisons in politics.
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Old 11-11-2012, 04:41 PM   #81
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX_1B...eature=related

Epic Rap battle between Mitt and Obama.
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Old 11-11-2012, 04:45 PM   #82
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L0L!

If reactions to the election results by the righties on this board are any indication, then this 'toon is right on the money.
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Old 11-11-2012, 04:47 PM   #83
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My only hope is that Rove becomes irrelevant but that probably will not happen. He is one of the worst poisons in politics.
QFT.

Turd Blossom is the poster boy for the "party before country" and "win at all costs" ethic all right-wingers embrace nowadays.
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Old 11-11-2012, 04:47 PM   #84
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX_1B...eature=related

funny rap video / Mitt versus Obama

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Osama Bin Laden was living with 3 wives in one compound


and never left the house for 5 years.



NObama had nothing to do with it as,



It is now believed he called the Navy Seals himself.







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It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana being legalized on the same day.


Leviticus 20:13 - "If a man lays with another man, he should be stoned."
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Old 12-10-2012, 10:50 AM   #87
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:32 PM   #88
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Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives.....



1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.






2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.






3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.





4. A dog's parents never visit.




5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.







6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..




7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.




8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"





9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.




10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.





11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.








And last, but not least.........




12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.


Now the ultimate "now I know" test:



Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.
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may have posted this before ..

but it is a classic..

TOP-11 "ONLY IN AMERICA"


OBSERVATIONS -- BY A CANADIAN

1) Only in America could the rich people - who pay 86% of all income taxes - be accused of not paying their "fair share" by people who don't pay any income taxes at all.

2) Only in America could people claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when they have a black President, a black Attorney General, and roughly 18% of the federal workforce is black while only 12% of the population is black

3) Only in America could they have had the two people most responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner, the head of the Treasury Department and Charles Rangel who once ran the Ways and Means Committee, BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.

4) Only in America can they have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.

5) Only in America would they make people who want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege while we discuss letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just 'magically' become American citizens.

6) Only in America could the people who believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the country's Constitution be thought of as "extremists."

7) Only in America could you need to present a driver's license to cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote.

8) Only in America could people demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. oil company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis shoes (Nike).

9) Only in America could the government collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a Trillion dollars more than it has per year - for total spending of $7-Million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn't have nearly enough money.

10) Only in America could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000.00 a plate campaign fund-raising event.

11) Only in America can a man with no background, no qualifications and no experience ... and a complete failure at his job ... be reelected.
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I just finished reading a news article about Hillary's hospitalization for a blood clot in her head, presumably as a result of the concussion of a couple of weeks ago.



A blogger wrote that he'd overheard a reporter asking Bill about the situation.



Reporter: "Bill, how is Hillary's head?"



Bill: "Well, she's no Monica but I've got no complaints".

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I'm Cutting Back & You Should Too - SO Pay attention to this Suggestion!!!!

I'm going to bite the bullet, too!!!!


President Obama ordered the cabinet to cut $100,000,000.00 ($100
million) from the $3,500,000,000,000.00 ($3.5 trillion) federal budget.

I'm so impressed by this sacrifice that I have decided to do the same
thing with my personal budget. I spend about $2,000 a month on
groceries, household expenses, medicine, utilities, etc., but it's time
to get out the budget cutting axe, go through my expenses, and cut back.

I'm going to cut my spending at exactly the same ratio (1/35,000) of my
total budget. After doing the math, it looks like instead of spending
$2,000 a month, I'm going to have to cut that number by six cents. Yes,
I'm going to have to get by with $1999.94, but that's what sacrifice is
all about.

I'll just have to do without some things, that are, frankly, luxuries six cents worth.

Did this President actually think no one would do the math? Please send
this to everyone on your list so people understand how idiotic a $100
million cut is in a $3.5 trillion budget ludicrous!!!!!!!

"There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation...
One is by sword...The other is by debt."


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Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew.

This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama's plan to employ Harlem youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team, as many races are won or lost in the pits.

However, Gordon got more than he bargained for. At the crew's first practice session, notonly was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.



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Dear Red States:

We're ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we've decided we're leaving.

We in New York intend to form our own country and we're taking the other Blue States with us.

In case you aren't aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the Northeast.

We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of The Enlightened States of America (E.S.A).

To sum up briefly:

You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.

We get stem cell research and the best beaches.

We get Andrew Cuomo and Elizabeth Warren. You get Bobby Jindal and Todd Akin.

We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.

We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

We get Harvard. You get Ol' Miss.

We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.

You get Alabama.

We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.

With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.

We're taking the good weed too. You can have that crap they grow in Mexico.

Sincerely,

Citizen of the Enlightened States of America
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From My Aussie cousin..



Talk about over qualified!




The woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard in Orange, seemed to be far too qualified for the job;
given her arts and education degrees from Sydney University and her job as a social worker and school teacher.


The foreman frowned and said, I have to ask you this:"Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"


"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!"
"I've been divorced three times, owned two Fords, supported the Broncos, and I voted for Julia Gillard."
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Old 02-18-2013, 04:58 PM   #95
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Who here even knows who Julia Gillard is?

I do, because I have a good number of Aussie friends, but to most OMers, her name means nothing.

lonestar, you're really stretching.
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And I'd sure as hell take a Ford over the crap Chevy makes any day of the week.
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