Contribution request

[R8er_H8er]

Dear Friends and Relatives:
We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument of Bill Clinton.

We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of Bill Clinton in the Washington, D. C. Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed.
It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth, since Bill Clinton could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not
knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.

If you are one of the fortunate people who have anything left after taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project.

Thank you.
Bill Clinton Monument Committee

P. S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.

Now let me get this straight.......
Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs. His wife Hillary
got $8 million for hers. That's $20 million for memories from two
people who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they
couldn't remember anything.

God bless America