The Bob Jinx - The Orange Mane

Bob's your Information Minister · 11-05-2012, 01:00 AM

The computer says you guys are winning it all.

http://nfl-forecast.com/

This program is no fluke. It was programmed by a man with a PhD, who also happens to love football.

Congrats on winning the Super Bowl guys.

Sincerely,

The Bob Jinx.

cutthemdown · 11-05-2012, 01:28 AM

When will you learn football not about numbers or silly predictions like you make.

Man-Goblin · 11-05-2012, 04:02 AM

What does the Fox robot say about KC's chances of winning the Super Bowl?

rmsanger · 11-05-2012, 05:55 AM

I'd say Pitt has a near equal chance of winning the SB to us so the 27 % to 2% spread is way off. Thus the whole model is in-com-plete.

TheElusiveKyleOrton · 11-05-2012, 06:24 AM

What are the odds that we care about what fatboy thinks about anything?

SeedReaver · 11-05-2012, 07:03 AM

The software predicts Carolina as being the least-likely team we will beat (still predicts about 60% chance we win)

And Bob, you just reversed your own mojo by claiming this as mojo, therefore nullifying your claims.

Kaylore · 11-05-2012, 07:18 AM

If you say it's a jinx it negates the jinx!

We have to stay healthy and there is a lot of football left to play. That said, we certainly have a decent shot of winning the division and making the playoffs. With the emergence of the Holliday on the return game, we are starting to look pretty ballanced. I am excited about this team.

Broncos_OTM · 11-05-2012, 07:24 AM

Bob you didn't create it therefore, you're just a troll. Good topic however.

LRtagger · 11-05-2012, 07:51 AM

Obviously this system is flawed as it is still giving the Chiefs a chance at making the playoffs.

colorado jones · 11-05-2012, 07:58 AM

I saw the thread title and actually thought you may have finally gotten laid.

Congrats on your dusty penis.

broncosteven · 11-05-2012, 01:23 PM

The program is pretty accurate it say's kFc has 0 chance of making the SB.

Wait even a room full of monkeys with ipads would come to that conclusion after watching kFc play!

Crushaholic · 11-05-2012, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by broncosteven

The program is pretty accurate it say's kFc has 0 chance of making the SB.

Wait even a room full of monkeys with ipads would come to that conclusion after watching kFc play!

At least, kFc isn't mathematically eliminated from the playoffs...

Agamemnon · 11-05-2012, 03:25 PM

Unless a team is mathematically eliminated from playoff contention how can they have 0% chance of winning the Super Bowl? Doesn't compute.

Greatspirits · 11-05-2012, 03:29 PM

Darn that computer!!

bfoflcommish · 11-05-2012, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agamemnon

Unless a team is mathematically eliminated from playoff contention how can they have 0% chance of winning the Super Bowl? Doesn't compute.

common sense

Meck77 · 11-05-2012, 03:54 PM

The chiefs are a disaster and boob is running a jynx so we don't win the SB. Got it.

Life is good and Broncos are kicking ass! It has bob nervous. Love it!

errand · 11-05-2012, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agamemnon

Unless a team is mathematically eliminated from playoff contention how can they have 0% chance of winning the Super Bowl? Doesn't compute.

while I agree that it makes no sense...it is a mathematical formula.

How else can you explain that a QB who goes 0-1 with 0 yards 0 TD's 0 INT's has a QB rating of 39.6 but yet, some QB's have had lower ratings despite completing some of their passes for some yards.

So who knows?

broncosteven · 11-05-2012, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by errand

while I agree that it makes no sense...it is a mathematical formula.

How else can you explain that a QB who goes 0-1 with 0 yards 0 TD's 0 INT's has a QB rating of 39.6 but yet, some QB's have had lower ratings despite completing some of their passes for some yards.

So who knows?

Sounds like Orbital Rendezvous, NASA engineers thought that all you had to do was match the orbit, aim for the target vehicle then speed up only once you sped up your orbit increased and the chaser lost velocity and went into a higher orbit.

They had to figure out that they had to either slow the target down or overshoot it and let the chase vehicle slow then at the right moment match the orbit, then use thrusters to dock.

Same thing kinda...

Mile High Salute · 11-05-2012, 09:14 PM

Can't be taken seriously when it only gives New England a 5% chance of making the Super Bowl...

(Much less Miami nearly the same chance as New England

)

Bob's your Information Minister · 11-11-2012, 08:19 PM

Congrats on your inevitable march towards greatness.

Today was another super win for you guys.

Dominant team in the making.

baja · 11-11-2012, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob's your Information Minister

Congrats on your inevitable march towards greatness.

Today was another super win for you guys.

Dominant team in the making.

Thanks Bob

We all know you have been a closet Broncos fan for years now. Time to come out

Meck77 · 11-11-2012, 08:33 PM

Trolls are officially extinct, there is hardly any b****ing among Broncos fans anymore, election is over, 2012 almost in the books.

Life is good today.

Bob's your Information Minister · 11-11-2012, 08:37 PM

You guys are really ****ing good.

I don't see how anyone can stop you at this point.

Rother8 · 11-11-2012, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob's your Information Minister

The computer says you guys are winning it all.

http://nfl-forecast.com/

This program is no fluke. It was programmed by a man with a PhD, who also happens to love football.

Congrats on winning the Super Bowl guys.

Sincerely,

The Bob Jinx.

Isn't the phd guy the jinx-er? Next time I see some jackass predict the Chiefs winning a division or something perhaps more plausible like a Chiefs-drafted QB winning a game I'll point it out to you and jinx you!

Bob's your Information Minister · 11-11-2012, 09:50 PM

Looks like you dropped down a tad this week.

11-05-2012, 01:00 AM	#1
Bob's your Information Minister Chiefs > Broncos Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 25,920 Adopt-a-Bronco: CHRIS KUPER!!!	The Bob Jinx The computer says you guys are winning it all. http://nfl-forecast.com/ This program is no fluke. It was programmed by a man with a PhD, who also happens to love football. Congrats on winning the Super Bowl guys. Sincerely, The Bob Jinx.

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SeedReaver Solid Starter Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 123	The software predicts Carolina as being the least-likely team we will beat (still predicts about 60% chance we win) And Bob, you just reversed your own mojo by claiming this as mojo, therefore nullifying your claims. Attached Images

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11-05-2012, 01:28 AM	#2
cutthemdown A verbis ad verbera Zimm to HOF Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Long Beach Posts: 32,486	When will you learn football not about numbers or silly predictions like you make.

11-05-2012, 04:02 AM	#3
Man-Goblin Giving You The Business Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Huntersville, NC Posts: 5,589 Adopt-a-Bronco: Woodyard	What does the Fox robot say about KC's chances of winning the Super Bowl?

11-05-2012, 05:55 AM	#4
rmsanger Ring of Famer Another one bites the dust! Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,056 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	I'd say Pitt has a near equal chance of winning the SB to us so the 27 % to 2% spread is way off. Thus the whole model is in-com-plete.

11-05-2012, 07:18 AM	#7
Kaylore 6-37, Raider fans. Yummy birds and snow! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ceti Alpha V Posts: 41,055 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Duke	If you say it's a jinx it negates the jinx! We have to stay healthy and there is a lot of football left to play. That said, we certainly have a decent shot of winning the division and making the playoffs. With the emergence of the Holliday on the return game, we are starting to look pretty ballanced. I am excited about this team.

11-05-2012, 07:24 AM	#8
Broncos_OTM Born Again HOOLIGAN Broncos Over All Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 3,543 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	Bob you didn't create it therefore, you're just a troll. Good topic however.

11-05-2012, 07:51 AM	#9
LRtagger Ring of Famer CUT THAT MEAT Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,258 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	Obviously this system is flawed as it is still giving the Chiefs a chance at making the playoffs.

11-05-2012, 07:58 AM	#10
colorado jones Seasoned Veteran Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 404 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	I saw the thread title and actually thought you may have finally gotten laid. Congrats on your dusty penis.

11-05-2012, 01:23 PM	#11
broncosteven The Kranz Dictum MWA: Flight Director Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Tranquility Base Posts: 29,037 Adopt-a-Bronco: MONEYBALL #38	The program is pretty accurate it say's kFc has 0 chance of making the SB. Wait even a room full of monkeys with ipads would come to that conclusion after watching kFc play!

11-05-2012, 03:25 PM	#13
Agamemnon Ring of Famer Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 10,441 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	Unless a team is mathematically eliminated from playoff contention how can they have 0% chance of winning the Super Bowl? Doesn't compute.

11-05-2012, 03:29 PM	#14
Greatspirits Pro Bowler Bridge of Sighs Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Park Hill Posts: 596 Adopt-a-Bronco: Steven Johnson	Darn that computer!!

11-05-2012, 03:54 PM	#16
Meck77 Ring of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 16,312	The chiefs are a disaster and boob is running a jynx so we don't win the SB. Got it. Life is good and Broncos are kicking ass! It has bob nervous. Love it!

11-05-2012, 09:14 PM	#19
Mile High Salute Elway's Little Helper Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Mile High City Posts: 207 Adopt-a-Bronco: Rahim Moore	Can't be taken seriously when it only gives New England a 5% chance of making the Super Bowl... (Much less Miami nearly the same chance as New England )

11-11-2012, 08:19 PM	#20
Bob's your Information Minister Chiefs > Broncos Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 25,920 Adopt-a-Bronco: CHRIS KUPER!!!	Congrats on your inevitable march towards greatness. Today was another super win for you guys. Dominant team in the making.

11-11-2012, 08:33 PM	#22
Meck77 Ring of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 16,312	Trolls are officially extinct, there is hardly any b****ing among Broncos fans anymore, election is over, 2012 almost in the books. Life is good today.

11-11-2012, 08:37 PM	#23
Bob's your Information Minister Chiefs > Broncos Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 25,920 Adopt-a-Bronco: CHRIS KUPER!!!	You guys are really ****ing good. I don't see how anyone can stop you at this point.

11-11-2012, 09:50 PM	#25
Bob's your Information Minister Chiefs > Broncos Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 25,920 Adopt-a-Bronco: CHRIS KUPER!!!	Looks like you dropped down a tad this week.