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Old 09-19-2012, 10:54 AM   #26
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Old 09-19-2012, 10:56 AM   #27
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Old 09-19-2012, 10:58 AM   #28
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Old 09-19-2012, 11:00 AM   #29
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Old 09-19-2012, 11:02 AM   #30
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Old 09-19-2012, 11:04 AM   #31
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Old 09-19-2012, 11:06 AM   #32
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Old 09-19-2012, 03:01 PM   #33
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Old 09-19-2012, 04:35 PM   #34
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I didn't realize he signed NAFTA. Thx for letting us know.
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Old 09-19-2012, 07:01 PM   #38
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Old 09-19-2012, 07:39 PM   #39
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How fortunate that Ben Lightyear will loan us an infinite amount of dollars!

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Old 09-20-2012, 06:21 AM   #40
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Old 09-20-2012, 09:09 AM   #41
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That reminds me of what Will Rogers said, "I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat."
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HELL ENOUGH ABOUT ME, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.


"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," Isaid. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance.

I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with another man . . . and then my dog bit me." "So . . . I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.

I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!

........But, Hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"



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Dear Abby:

I am a crack dealer in Pueblo, who has recently been
diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Colorado Springs.
One of my sisters lives in Louisville and is married to a
transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for
growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my
other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Denver. I have two brothers:
one is currently serving a life sentence at Florence FCC for the murder
of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail
awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have
recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
Aurora. She is a part time 'working girl'.

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancee and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be
totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for President?

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Dear Abby:

I am a crack dealer in Pueblo, who has recently been
diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Colorado Springs.
One of my sisters lives in Louisville and is married to a
transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for
growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my
other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Denver. I have two brothers:
one is currently serving a life sentence at Florence FCC for the murder
of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail
awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have
recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
Aurora. She is a part time 'working girl'.

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancee and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be
totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for President?

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Since that was in all orange, I'm shocked there wasn't a Tanahan reference.
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Obama event attendees asked about Benghazi.

What do you think was the cause of the attacks on the ambassador? Durrrr .... The Republicans did it....




With mind numb supporters like this, there still is hope for Obama...
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Obama event attendees asked about Benghazi.

What do you think was the cause of the attacks on the ambassador? Durrrr .... The Republicans did it....




With mind numb supporters like this, there still is hope for Obama...
If he talked to anybody who was well informed, I'm guessing they don't make the tape.
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If he talked to anybody who was well informed, I'm guessing they don't make the tape.

Probably true.. You could do the same thing in a tea party crowd... Don't know about occupy-wall-street though, it would be really hard to find anyone with a clue in that crowd
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If he talked to anybody who was well informed, I'm guessing they don't make the tape.
There could have even been a few plants in the mix as well.
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Obama and Romney at the Alfred E Smith dinner. Kind of long, but both in the spirit of the roast did a pretty good job, had some pointed barbs, and got a lot of laughs.




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