SURVIVOR 7 Game thread.

[DBroncos4life]

Pretty quite in here lol

[broncosteven]

Failure is not an Option!

[broncosteven]

O momentary grace of mortal men,
Which we more hunt for than the grace of God!
Who builds his hope in air of your fair looks,
Lives like a drunken sailor on a mast,
Ready, with every nod, to tumble down
Into the fatal bowels of the deep.

[Conklin]

Originally Posted by sirhcyennek81

Where is my rant, you ask? I, who was betrayed and stabbed in the back with petrified aids spitting cobras? The pain of it, the sheer lack of appreciation for my weasling skills has alas been thrown over the side of this queerboat. For shame, gentlemen. You have made this game less fabulous. On your heads be it.
















I'm out, b****es. Have to decherry a virgin.

Just cuz I can

[Old Dude]

Eleven Minutes to go.

[sirhcyennek81]

Rattling my chains, like Marley's ghost...

[broncosteven]

Argggg

[broncosteven]

Originally Posted by sirhcyennek81

Rattling my chains, like Marley's ghost...

I always wondered if Marley and Scrooge were gay

[sirhcyennek81]

Originally Posted by broncosteven

I always wondered if Marley and Scrooge were gay

No. Just English.

[broncosteven]

Look, what is done cannot be now amended:
Men shall deal unadvisedly sometimes,
Which after-hours give leisure to repent.
If I did take the kingdom from your sons,
To make amends, I'll give it to your daughter.
If I have kill'd the issue of your womb,
To quicken your increase, I will beget
Mine issue of your blood upon your daughter.

[broncosteven]

Originally Posted by sirhcyennek81

No. Just English.

I have read EM Forester, that is the same thing.

[Old Dude]

SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES





gyldenlove and ghwk got caught in the third-class bunk.



The breakdown:

JCMElway……………………………….… gyldenlove
bfoflcommish………………………….….ghwk
JLesSPE……………………………….…….ghwk
Navy Broncos Fan……….…………… gyldenlove
theAPAOps5……………………………… gyldenlove
Conklin……………………………………..drowned in round 2
DBroncos4life ………………………….. BroncoMan4ever
Bowtown……………………….…………..ghwk
ghwk …………………………………..…… gyldenlove
broncosteven……………………………..ghwk
vancejohnson82………………………… gyldenlove
sirhcyennek81……………………………drowned in round 3
ludo21………………………………………. canadianbroncosfan
fixedMind…………………………………..drowned in round 1
BroncoMan4ever……………………….ghwk
gyldenlove……..………………………….ghwk
DHallblows………………………………… BroncoMan4ever
canadianbroncosfan……………………gyldenlove
Lev Vyvanse……………………………….ghwk
houghtam…………………………………. BroncoMan4ever
phibacka31…………………………….… gyldenlove
Falconer…………………………………….ghwk
Rohirrim……………………………………. BroncoMan4ever
Boobs McGee………………………….… gyldenlove

Special Rules for ROUND FIVE will be posted within the hour: The LIFEBOAT round, and a chance for IMMUNITY!

Don't miss the wild scramble!

[broncosteven]

Hath the trumpets of Old Dude sounded
to the reaches of this thread
that I might hear but an echo
and see dawn of morrow?

[broncosteven]

Fellows in arms, and my most loving friends,
Bruis'd underneath the yoke of tyranny,
Thus far into the bowels of the land
Have we march'd on without impediment.

[Rohirrim]

[Conklin]

its a good thing I'm not playing, cuz my vote in the first two rounds reflected who was voted out the following round

[DHallblows]

Originally Posted by Conklin

its a good thing I'm not playing, cuz my vote in the first two rounds reflected who was voted out the following round

You're just ahead of the times

[Conklin]

Originally Posted by DHallblows

You're just ahead of the times

funny one of the votes was against myself...damn i regret that in round one now!

[ghwk]

Well MUTHER *&%# to you all who voted for me.
If you were going to do this the least you could have done was get it done right and make me FIRST. No one remembers fourth out in this game NO ONE!! At least Number One gets some press and notoriety, number four is just another forgotten carcass serving as fish food while the rest of you dance your little victory jig. You suck, ALL of you who voted for me. Those that betrayed me beware the cold steely knife that will draw rivulets of blood before you too are cast into the deep to swim with the Sharks. Your time is coming. When Old Dude gives us the Zombie round where the Living Dead once again get to come out and swim you better be locked away in your shipping crates below deck wrapped tight in your alliance where you can’t be found and no Kate Winslet to keep you company either. Because you are next, I swear it. The dead form alliances as well and we have really long memories because there isn’t **** to do but think about it.

From my watery grave you can ALL kiss the Barnacles on my A**. At least I don’t have to answer 70 PM’s anymore. This game blows.

That is all.

[Conklin]

Originally Posted by ghwk

Well MUTHER *&%# to you all who voted for me.
If you were going to do this the least you could have done was get it done right and make me FIRST. No one remembers fourth out in this game NO ONE!! At least Number One gets some press and notoriety, number four is just another forgotten carcass serving as fish food while the rest of you dance your little victory jig. You suck, ALL of you who voted for me. Those that betrayed me beware the cold steely knife that will draw rivulets of blood before you too are cast into the deep to swim with the Sharks. Your time is coming. When Old Dude gives us the Zombie round where the Living Dead once again get to come out and swim you better be locked away in your shipping crates below deck wrapped tight in your alliance where you can’t be found and no Kate Winslet to keep you company either. Because you are next, I swear it. The dead form alliances as well and we have really long memories because there isn’t **** to do but think about it.

From my watery grave you can ALL kiss the Barnacles on my A**. At least I don’t have to answer 70 PM’s anymore. This game blows.

That is all.

eh, I've had better

[Old Dude]

No one gets eliminated this round! Whoo-peeee!

Not only that, but you’ve all got a chance for immunity by getting into one of our lifeboats.






Unfortunately, we weren’t expecting to sink and skimped on the lifeboats so we could pack more booze, broads and blow. Oops.





We have four lifeboats, which I’ll describe below. Each of you may PM me, on or before NOON Friday (MDT) with the letter of the Lifeboat you want to try to enter. Choose only one.

Lifeboat “A” has four slots and is fully equipped with a surround sound state-of the-art home theatre and bar.

Lifeboat “B” has three slots and a new paint job.

Lifeboat “C” has two slots and leaks a bit.

Lifeboat “D” is basically just a life-preserver. But it’s orange, if that helps.

Those entering lifeboats A and B get FULL Immunity from elimination in Rounds 6 and 7. Not only that, but they can whack people with their paddles. (ie they can vote too!)

Those entering lifeboat C get only one round of immunity (Round 6) but they can also vote.

Anyone getting the life preserver (Lifeboat D) gets one round of immunity but, unfortunately will be too busy shivering in the frigid water to vote that round.

Of course, you don’t have to try to enter one of the lifeboats. You can be a MAN about it and stay on deck, essentially giving up your seat to the less fortunate. Players who abstain will be deemed to have stayed on deck.

Unfortunately, if more than the maximum capacity of players attempt to board any one lifeboat (or to grab the preserver) the lifeboat is destroyed and does no good for anyone. Not only that, but everyone who attempted to get on it gets a number of bruises (counting as “black marks” for future tie-breaking purposes) equal to the total number of greedy selfish people who unsuccessfully attempted to swarm onto the boat.

Pretty simple, huh?

Up to TEN people can get immunity for Round 6 if you just go about it in an orderly and organized fashion! SO BE NICE! I’m sure we’ll have no problems.

As mentioned, the Deadline for choosing a boat is NOON tomorrow.

[ghwk]

Originally Posted by Conklin

eh, I've had better

Oh bite me. There is a Zombie round right?

[DHallblows]

Ho. Ly. Balls

[Old Dude]

Originally Posted by ghwk

... There is a Zombie round right?

It's kind of traditional. But I don't advertise it in advance. Which makes immunity rounds a lot more interesting.

[sirhcyennek81]

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