SURVIVOR 7 Game thread. - Page 13 - The Orange Mane

DBroncos4life · 05-08-2012, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by gyldenlove

Imma let you finish but McGruder had one of the best freakouts of all time!

That's some real kayne west ****..

Boobs McGee · 05-08-2012, 05:21 PM

Do tell, who was the first one you posted Dom?

And where can I see McGruder's tirade??

gunns · 05-08-2012, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by DBroncos4life

Clearly someone in this group bunch is out of the loop.

You're still around? Isn't this some kind of record for you?

DBroncos4life · 05-08-2012, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by gunns

You're still around? Isn't this some kind of record for you?

**** kiss of death.

DomCasual · 05-08-2012, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Boobs McGee

Do tell, who was the first one you posted Dom?

And where can I see McGruder's tirade??

I can't remember which one I posted it in, to be honest. But it was a joke. I vaguely remember posting it right before the results were announced, then acting sheepish when I found out that it wasn't actually me who had been voted out.

That said, I sort of suck at Survivor. I don't think I ever made it past about the top 10.

DomCasual · 05-08-2012, 06:16 PM

Here's the original post.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthr...36#post1916736

gunns · 05-08-2012, 06:16 PM

Here's one from Broncobiv in 2009

Broncobiv;2358925]Some say there should be elegance in death. There should be grace. There should be poetic reverence. Well I say **** that. You know how my death is gonna go? It's gonna go with a boom. A boom upon all the **** suckers who decided to **** me raw with no lube...and in my mind, that is a pretty short list.

So to the wondertwin combo of Rev and Apa, here's a simple message: Go **** yourselves. I was doing just fine on my own. Voting as peacefully as one can vote, with random targets and no true plan or alliance in place. And then one fateful round comes along and I'm approached by TheRev...the offer seems good, although I am expectedly wary. This late in the game, it's doubtful that you should trust anyone offering a safe haven. But knowing that flying solo would probably cost me my life eventually anyway, I decided to join up with the alliance.

Things went smoothly for two rounds. Seven and eight trucked along without a hitch. In fact, round 7 went so well that because of MY vote, Rev's b**** (AKA Apa...or is it the other way around?), was saved from elimination as my votes sent CBF1 into the abyss by one measly vote ahead of Apa. So grateful was Rev for his newly-found allegiance by me that he PMed to me, "On behalf of Apa and I, I wanted to thank you for your assistance this round. We wouldn't have been able to do and stay in tact. Your assistance will NOT be forgotten."

Sooo...of course you meant to say, "Your assistance will NOT be forgotten until one round from now when we shall proceed to bend you over the coffee table and fist-ram your unsuspecting brown eye with all the vigor and contempt of a sadomasochist pulverizing an unsuspecting anal virgin. That is what you meant to say, isn't it? Because that sure is how it came across.

I could've been quite the asset to whatever alliance you were clinging to. I would have been the prefect compliment to a 2 or 3-man team, flying under the radar as I did for so long. But instead, you decided to cast me aside like a cheap hooker after using me for two rounds of sick fun. You're welcome for saving Apa from death. You're welcome for not relaying any sensitive information to anybody. You're welcome for offering my services to you late in the game where they would be the most beneficial, after laying the solid groundwork for a well-played game by myself up until that point. Yes, you're welcome. And **** you. **** you for ****ing me.

Rev and Apa, or Apa and Rev (I can never keep straight which one is the pitcher and which is the catcher)...why don't you both go choke on a nice fat dong. In fact, why don't you both go choke on MY nice fat dong, to be more specific. To use me, abuse me, and discard me like a ****ing tampon during one of you b****es' time of the month, is simply appalling. I suppose I should instead say, well played sirs, well played. But instead, I'm going to say, **** you sirs, **** you.

May your a-holes never know the peace and serenity of a solid **** again. May your tongues never experience the succulence of freshly-picked fruit without the hint of dark, dank schlong during the aftertaste. May your eyes never gaze upon the beauty of a sunset ever again, until you atone for the horrifying travesties you've inflicted upon your fellow survivors. May your feet never feel the wonder of freshly-cut grass until first being singed and blistered by the hottest coals from the fire upon which you callously cast me, without regard, into oblivion.

Rev and Apa. Evil incarnate. You co******ing douche bags deserve whatever horrible fate comes to you. And I will do all in my power to deliver that fate. Congratulations for making it one round farther in the game. Unfortunately, you will not finish the game. You will die, as you deserve to, in a flaming heap of **** and vengeance. My vitriol knows no bounds, and I will do everything in my power to make sure you do not finish this race first. You will stumble, you will fall, and you will perish into the deepest crevice leading straight to Hell as Lucifer himself pulls you down to where you deserve to spend your own personal eternity. Enjoy it, you ****s. You've earned it.

Boobs McGee · 05-08-2012, 06:37 PM

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhahahahhaha

theAPAOps5 · 05-08-2012, 06:51 PM

I still have no clue what happened there!

Quote:

Originally Posted by gunns

Here's one from Broncobiv in 2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by Broncobiv

Some say there should be elegance in death. There should be grace. There should be poetic reverence. Well I say **** that. You know how my death is gonna go? It's gonna go with a boom. A boom upon all the **** suckers who decided to **** me raw with no lube...and in my mind, that is a pretty short list.

So to the wondertwin combo of Rev and Apa, here's a simple message: Go **** yourselves. I was doing just fine on my own. Voting as peacefully as one can vote, with random targets and no true plan or alliance in place. And then one fateful round comes along and I'm approached by TheRev...the offer seems good, although I am expectedly wary. This late in the game, it's doubtful that you should trust anyone offering a safe haven. But knowing that flying solo would probably cost me my life eventually anyway, I decided to join up with the alliance.

Things went smoothly for two rounds. Seven and eight trucked along without a hitch. In fact, round 7 went so well that because of MY vote, Rev's b**** (AKA Apa...or is it the other way around?), was saved from elimination as my votes sent CBF1 into the abyss by one measly vote ahead of Apa. So grateful was Rev for his newly-found allegiance by me that he PMed to me, "On behalf of Apa and I, I wanted to thank you for your assistance this round. We wouldn't have been able to do and stay in tact. Your assistance will NOT be forgotten."

Sooo...of course you meant to say, "Your assistance will NOT be forgotten until one round from now when we shall proceed to bend you over the coffee table and fist-ram your unsuspecting brown eye with all the vigor and contempt of a sadomasochist pulverizing an unsuspecting anal virgin. That is what you meant to say, isn't it? Because that sure is how it came across.

I could've been quite the asset to whatever alliance you were clinging to. I would have been the prefect compliment to a 2 or 3-man team, flying under the radar as I did for so long. But instead, you decided to cast me aside like a cheap hooker after using me for two rounds of sick fun. You're welcome for saving Apa from death. You're welcome for not relaying any sensitive information to anybody. You're welcome for offering my services to you late in the game where they would be the most beneficial, after laying the solid groundwork for a well-played game by myself up until that point. Yes, you're welcome. And **** you. **** you for ****ing me.

Rev and Apa, or Apa and Rev (I can never keep straight which one is the pitcher and which is the catcher)...why don't you both go choke on a nice fat dong. In fact, why don't you both go choke on MY nice fat dong, to be more specific. To use me, abuse me, and discard me like a ****ing tampon during one of you b****es' time of the month, is simply appalling. I suppose I should instead say, well played sirs, well played. But instead, I'm going to say, **** you sirs, **** you.

May your a-holes never know the peace and serenity of a solid **** again. May your tongues never experience the succulence of freshly-picked fruit without the hint of dark, dank schlong during the aftertaste. May your eyes never gaze upon the beauty of a sunset ever again, until you atone for the horrifying travesties you've inflicted upon your fellow survivors. May your feet never feel the wonder of freshly-cut grass until first being singed and blistered by the hottest coals from the fire upon which you callously cast me, without regard, into oblivion.

Rev and Apa. Evil incarnate. You co******ing douche bags deserve whatever horrible fate comes to you. And I will do all in my power to deliver that fate. Congratulations for making it one round farther in the game. Unfortunately, you will not finish the game. You will die, as you deserve to, in a flaming heap of **** and vengeance. My vitriol knows no bounds, and I will do everything in my power to make sure you do not finish this race first. You will stumble, you will fall, and you will perish into the deepest crevice leading straight to Hell as Lucifer himself pulls you down to where you deserve to spend your own personal eternity. Enjoy it, you ****s. You've earned it.

gyldenlove · 05-08-2012, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by theAPAOps5

I still have no clue what happened there!

Ambien...

theAPAOps5 · 05-08-2012, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by gyldenlove

Ambien...

And basements

gyldenlove · 05-08-2012, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by theAPAOps5

And basements

That is some nasty ****...

theAPAOps5 · 05-08-2012, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by gyldenlove

That is some nasty ****...

Figuratively AND Literaly

JCMElway · 05-08-2012, 08:29 PM

It's quiet.....TOO quiet......

broncosteven · 05-08-2012, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by JCMElway

It's quiet.....TOO quiet......

The engines stopped running, they are using the emergency steam system to power the lights so people can board the life rafts.

gyldenlove · 05-08-2012, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by broncosteven

The engines stopped running, they are using the emergency steam system to power the lights so people can board the life rafts.

Make it so number one.

Boobs McGee · 05-08-2012, 09:07 PM

Western front.

broncosteven · 05-08-2012, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gyldenlove

Make it so number one.

Engage

broncosteven · 05-08-2012, 09:23 PM

This game is like playing in a football game where there are 22 people on the field but they don't know who the teams are or what position they should play!

gyldenlove · 05-08-2012, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by broncosteven

This game is like playing in a football game where there are 22 people on the field but they don't know who the teams are or what position they should play!

So like playing with a bunch of 4 year old?

theAPAOps5 · 05-08-2012, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gyldenlove

Make it so number one.

Back to the Ambien stories huh?

Old Dude · 05-08-2012, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by broncosteven

This game is like playing in a football game where there are 22 people on the field but they don't know who the teams are or what position they should play!

It's even harder to figure what's going on when you're up here on the surface with the rest of the spectators. Now and then we see some bubbles coming up or catch sight of a thrashing fin here and there. But you never really know who got chomped until the body comes bobbing to the surface.

From there, it's a matter of circumstantial forensics, but even then we can only guess at the next victim - - and just when you think you see a pattern developing, it always seems to take an unforseen turn. Some random schmuck bobs to the surface and you wonder ... what did THEY do to deserve that? Were they just in the way? Were they already bleeding? Was this a payback for something deep in the past? Or was it just a matter of luck?

ghwk · 05-08-2012, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Dude

It's even harder to figure what's going on when you're up here on the surface with the rest of the spectators. Now and then we see some bubbles coming up or catch sight of a thrashing fin here and there. But you never really know who got chomped until the body comes bobbing to the surface.

From there, it's a matter of circumstantial forensics, but even then we can only guess at the next victim - - and just when you think you see a pattern developing, it always seems to take an unforseen turn. Some random schmuck bobs to the surface and you wonder ... what did THEY do to deserve that? Were they just in the way? Were they already bleeding? Was this a payback for something deep in the past? Or was it just a matter of luck?

It was for something deep in the past.

Conklin · 05-08-2012, 10:51 PM

I recognize this is not a problem necessarily for most of this survivors' members...

Anyhoo. Scenario for all of you. You are in an alliance with a guy, nothing serious. He seems like the type of guy you like, isnt super flamboyant, says he likes sports. Will actually eat at a restaurant. First round comes and goes, and he doesnt call back, misses some coffee get togethers, whatever. You finally track him down and find out he's pissed because "he wont come second to Old Dude". When pressed about liking vancejohnson82, you get the "well I only said that because you liked him..."

What the ****. Why lie about what you like? Does this make any ****ing sense. If you know you dont like vancejohnson82, or any of my alliance members at all, why pretend you do? Why create a scene because my reaction is not what you expected? ****ing drama. Can no one be ****ing normal?

ghwk and theAPAOps5's men ****ing suck. And not just in the good way. Dumb ****ing bastards.

**** sticks.

ghwk · 05-08-2012, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Conklin

I recognize this is not a problem necessarily for most of this survivors' members...

Anyhoo. Scenario for all of you. You are in an alliance with a guy, nothing serious. He seems like the type of guy you like, isnt super flamboyant, says he likes sports. Will actually eat at a restaurant. First round comes and goes, and he doesnt call back, misses some coffee get togethers, whatever. You finally track him down and find out he's pissed because "he wont come second to Old Dude". When pressed about liking vancejohnson82, you get the "well I only said that because you liked him..."

What the ****. Why lie about what you like? Does this make any ****ing sense. If you know you dont like vancejohnson82, or any of my alliance members at all, why pretend you do? Why create a scene because my reaction is not what you expected? ****ing drama. Can no one be ****ing normal?

ghwk's men ****ing suck. And not just in the good way. Dumb ****ing bastards.

**** sticks.

Ha ha awesome!

05-08-2012, 10:51 PM	#324
Conklin Ring of Famer Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Springfield, Misery Posts: 3,150	I recognize this is not a problem necessarily for most of this survivors' members... Anyhoo. Scenario for all of you. You are in an alliance with a guy, nothing serious. He seems like the type of guy you like, isnt super flamboyant, says he likes sports. Will actually eat at a restaurant. First round comes and goes, and he doesnt call back, misses some coffee get togethers, whatever. You finally track him down and find out he's pissed because "he wont come second to Old Dude". When pressed about liking vancejohnson82, you get the "well I only said that because you liked him..." What the **. Why lie about what you like? Does this make any ing sense. If you know you dont like vancejohnson82, or any of my alliance members at all, why pretend you do? Why create a scene because my reaction is not what you expected? ing drama. Can no one be ing normal? ghwk and theAPAOps5's men ing suck. And not just in the good way. Dumb ing bastards. ** sticks. Last edited by Conklin; 05-08-2012 at 10:59 PM..

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05-08-2012, 05:21 PM	#302
Boobs McGee I promise to stay alive till the day that I die Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Glendale Posts: 4,970 Adopt-a-Bronco: Matty P	Do tell, who was the first one you posted Dom? And where can I see McGruder's tirade??

05-08-2012, 06:16 PM	#306
DomCasual This one's for Pat! Shameless Homer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: SLC, UT Posts: 14,124 Adopt-a-Bronco: Pat Bowlen	Here's the original post. http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthr...36#post1916736

05-08-2012, 06:16 PM	#307
gunns I WANT DEFENSE! Defense, defense, defense Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Always Hoping Posts: 13,137 Adopt-a-Bronco: John Mobley	Here's one from Broncobiv in 2009 Broncobiv;2358925]Some say there should be elegance in death. There should be grace. There should be poetic reverence. Well I say ** that. You know how my death is gonna go? It's gonna go with a boom. A boom upon all the suckers who decided to me raw with no lube...and in my mind, that is a pretty short list. So to the wondertwin combo of Rev and Apa, here's a simple message: Go yourselves. I was doing just fine on my own. Voting as peacefully as one can vote, with random targets and no true plan or alliance in place. And then one fateful round comes along and I'm approached by TheRev...the offer seems good, although I am expectedly wary. This late in the game, it's doubtful that you should trust anyone offering a safe haven. But knowing that flying solo would probably cost me my life eventually anyway, I decided to join up with the alliance. Things went smoothly for two rounds. Seven and eight trucked along without a hitch. In fact, round 7 went so well that because of MY vote, Rev's b (AKA Apa...or is it the other way around?), was saved from elimination as my votes sent CBF1 into the abyss by one measly vote ahead of Apa. So grateful was Rev for his newly-found allegiance by me that he PMed to me, "On behalf of Apa and I, I wanted to thank you for your assistance this round. We wouldn't have been able to do and stay in tact. Your assistance will NOT be forgotten." Sooo...of course you meant to say, "Your assistance will NOT be forgotten until one round from now when we shall proceed to bend you over the coffee table and fist-ram your unsuspecting brown eye with all the vigor and contempt of a sadomasochist pulverizing an unsuspecting anal virgin. That is what you meant to say, isn't it? Because that sure is how it came across. I could've been quite the asset to whatever alliance you were clinging to. I would have been the prefect compliment to a 2 or 3-man team, flying under the radar as I did for so long. But instead, you decided to cast me aside like a cheap hooker after using me for two rounds of sick fun. You're welcome for saving Apa from death. You're welcome for not relaying any sensitive information to anybody. You're welcome for offering my services to you late in the game where they would be the most beneficial, after laying the solid groundwork for a well-played game by myself up until that point. Yes, you're welcome. And you. you for ing me. Rev and Apa, or Apa and Rev (I can never keep straight which one is the pitcher and which is the catcher)...why don't you both go choke on a nice fat dong. In fact, why don't you both go choke on MY nice fat dong, to be more specific. To use me, abuse me, and discard me like a ing tampon during one of you bes' time of the month, is simply appalling. I suppose I should instead say, well played sirs, well played. But instead, I'm going to say, you sirs, you. May your a-holes never know the peace and serenity of a solid again. May your tongues never experience the succulence of freshly-picked fruit without the hint of dark, dank schlong during the aftertaste. May your eyes never gaze upon the beauty of a sunset ever again, until you atone for the horrifying travesties you've inflicted upon your fellow survivors. May your feet never feel the wonder of freshly-cut grass until first being singed and blistered by the hottest coals from the fire upon which you callously cast me, without regard, into oblivion. Rev and Apa. Evil incarnate. You co**ing douche bags deserve whatever horrible fate comes to you. And I will do all in my power to deliver that fate. Congratulations for making it one round farther in the game. Unfortunately, you will not finish the game. You will die, as you deserve to, in a flaming heap of and vengeance. My vitriol knows no bounds, and I will do everything in my power to make sure you do not finish this race first. You will stumble, you will fall, and you will perish into the deepest crevice leading straight to Hell as Lucifer himself pulls you down to where you deserve to spend your own personal eternity. Enjoy it, you **s. You've earned it.

05-08-2012, 06:37 PM	#308
Boobs McGee I promise to stay alive till the day that I die Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Glendale Posts: 4,970 Adopt-a-Bronco: Matty P	Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhahahahhaha

05-08-2012, 08:29 PM	#314
JCMElway Moderate-erator Dominate! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 7,329 Adopt-a-Bronco: Oleg	It's quiet.....TOO quiet......

05-08-2012, 09:07 PM	#317
Boobs McGee I promise to stay alive till the day that I die Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Glendale Posts: 4,970 Adopt-a-Bronco: Matty P	Western front.

05-08-2012, 09:23 PM	#319
broncosteven Kranz Dictum Failure an Option yet again Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Tranquility Base Posts: 38,641 Adopt-a-Bronco: CJ Anderson	This game is like playing in a football game where there are 22 people on the field but they don't know who the teams are or what position they should play!