The Chiefs suck - The Orange Mane

Kaylore · 04-04-2012, 07:13 AM

That's right. The KC Chiefs suck. Your QB is garbage. Your "Mastermind" GM is a paranoid legend in his own mind who tries to teach people literally using pieces of garbage as props. Your coach is a fat, incomprehensible jabba-the-hutt of football without the savvy or killer instinct.

I have never seen, on TV or otherwise, the Chiefs ~~win~~ be competitive in a playoff game. I didn't watch the game from 93.

In conclusion, the Chiefs suck.

Thank you for your time.

jhns · 04-04-2012, 07:15 AM

Water is wet.

Rabb · 04-04-2012, 07:15 AM

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter

Lycan · 04-04-2012, 07:16 AM

Lev Vyvanse · 04-04-2012, 07:19 AM

Rohirrim · 04-04-2012, 07:20 AM

Do you have a blog?

JLesSPE · 04-04-2012, 07:20 AM

I'll drink to that

Rohirrim · 04-04-2012, 07:21 AM

And your new unis look like ****.

It's as if Nike took one look at those unis and said, "Chiefs suck! Let's not even waste time on this ****."

Kaylore · 04-04-2012, 07:25 AM

I hate that they have all their players in pseudo-turtlenecks in their team photos. Is it a football team or a bunch of pansy beatniks?

"Hi! We're all huge nerds!"

Lycan · 04-04-2012, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore

I hate that they have all their players in turtlenecks in their team photos. Is it a football team or a bunch of pansy beatniks?

Bronco Rob · 04-04-2012, 07:27 AM

Here are some fun facts:

Going back to 1976, the Denver Broncos have had an equal number of Superbowl appearances as losing seasons (6). Over that same time span, The Kansas City Chiefs has had more losing seasons (18) than playoff appearances (11).

Since the Kansas City Chiefs last playoff win, every single AFC West team other than Kansas City has been to at least one Super Bowl, one of which won it twice.

Bronco Rob · 04-04-2012, 07:29 AM

• Broncos Last Playoff Win • 2012
• Chargers Last Playoff Win • 2008
• Raiders Last Playoff Win • 2002
• Chiefs Last Playoff Win • 1993

Kaylore · 04-04-2012, 07:32 AM

Longest running playoff victory droughts.

Cincinnati Bengals 1990 AFC Wild Card Playoffs 21
Detroit Lions 1991 NFC Divisional Playoffs* 20
Kansas City Chiefs 1993 AFC Divisional Playoffs 18
Cleveland Browns 1994 AFC Wild Card Playoffs 17**
Buffalo Bills 1995 AFC Wild Card Playoffs 16
Miami Dolphins 2000 AFC Wild Card Playoffs 11

**The Browns didn't exist for several years.

When you consider the Bengals had a good team in the 80's even appearing in a Superbowl, It basically means the sorriest franchises are the Chiefs and the Lions.

hookemhess · 04-04-2012, 07:32 AM

Lycan · 04-04-2012, 07:34 AM

Also, I've heard they spend a lot of time looking at this picture.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Bronco Rob · 04-04-2012, 07:35 AM

The Kansas City Chefs have won THREE playoff games in the last 42 seasons.

Meck77 · 04-04-2012, 07:37 AM

Amen kaylore.

Enough of the internal bickering.

Kaylore · 04-04-2012, 07:41 AM

When the Chiefs won the super bowl we had just landed on the moon. The ATM and barcode were just invented.

Rohirrim · 04-04-2012, 07:44 AM

Of course, it still wouldn't be right to make a thread about how bad the Raiders suck.

That would be like mooning the special ed bus as it goes by.

Meck77 · 04-04-2012, 07:46 AM

chorfs BRONCOS

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Paladin · 04-04-2012, 07:51 AM

55CrushEm · 04-04-2012, 07:52 AM

Oh.....and Tom Brady didn't patent "Bradying".......Derrick Thomas already had the license on that move.....

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Punisher · 04-04-2012, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by jhns

Water is wet.

lmao that pretty much sums up everything

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Lycan · 04-04-2012, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by jhns

Water is wet.

Then explain this:

04-04-2012, 07:13 AM	#1
Kaylore 6-37, Raider fans. Yummy birds and snow! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ceti Alpha V Posts: 41,334 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Duke	The Chiefs suck That's right. The KC Chiefs suck. Your QB is garbage. Your "Mastermind" GM is a paranoid legend in his own mind who tries to teach people literally using pieces of garbage as props. Your coach is a fat, incomprehensible jabba-the-hutt of football without the savvy or killer instinct. I have never seen, on TV or otherwise, the Chiefs ~~win~~ be competitive in a playoff game. I didn't watch the game from 93. In conclusion, the Chiefs suck. Thank you for your time.

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Meck77 Ring of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 16,324	Amen kaylore. Enough of the internal bickering. Last edited by Meck77; 04-04-2012 at 07:56 AM..

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jhns I'm all up in your face but you still can't C me! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Omaha Posts: 12,405 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	Water is wet.

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JLesSPE Seasoned Veteran Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Republic, MO Posts: 419	I'll drink to that

04-04-2012, 07:21 AM	#8
Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 49,109	And your new unis look like **. It's as if Nike took one look at those unis and said, "Chiefs suck! Let's not even waste time on this **."

04-04-2012, 07:25 AM	#9
Kaylore 6-37, Raider fans. Yummy birds and snow! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ceti Alpha V Posts: 41,334 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Duke	I hate that they have all their players in pseudo-turtlenecks in their team photos. Is it a football team or a bunch of pansy beatniks? "Hi! We're all huge nerds!"

04-04-2012, 07:27 AM	#11
Bronco Rob Ring of Famer There's A New Sheriff In Town Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,589 Adopt-a-Bronco: Bill Vinovich	Here are some fun facts: Going back to 1976, the Denver Broncos have had an equal number of Superbowl appearances as losing seasons (6). Over that same time span, The Kansas City Chiefs has had more losing seasons (18) than playoff appearances (11). Since the Kansas City Chiefs last playoff win, every single AFC West team other than Kansas City has been to at least one Super Bowl, one of which won it twice.

04-04-2012, 07:29 AM	#12
Bronco Rob Ring of Famer There's A New Sheriff In Town Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,589 Adopt-a-Bronco: Bill Vinovich	• Broncos Last Playoff Win • 2012 • Chargers Last Playoff Win • 2008 • Raiders Last Playoff Win • 2002 • Chiefs Last Playoff Win • 1993

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Lycan Omelette Dreamer Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Bloaty's Pizza Hog Posts: 2,084	Also, I've heard they spend a lot of time looking at this picture. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

04-04-2012, 07:35 AM	#16
Bronco Rob Ring of Famer There's A New Sheriff In Town Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,589 Adopt-a-Bronco: Bill Vinovich	The Kansas City Chefs have won THREE playoff games in the last 42 seasons.

04-04-2012, 07:41 AM	#18
Kaylore 6-37, Raider fans. Yummy birds and snow! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ceti Alpha V Posts: 41,334 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Duke	When the Chiefs won the super bowl we had just landed on the moon. The ATM and barcode were just invented.

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Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 49,109	Of course, it still wouldn't be right to make a thread about how bad the Raiders suck. That would be like mooning the special ed bus as it goes by.

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55CrushEm Dynamic Duo Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: North of Boston, MA Posts: 5,654 Adopt-a-Bronco: Quanterus Smith	Oh.....and Tom Brady didn't patent "Bradying".......Derrick Thomas already had the license on that move.....

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