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Old 03-17-2012, 09:09 PM   #126
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That 2nd from last was a tad racist...

I'm a registered Republican who has done finances for Congressman Mike Coffman and a practicing member of the ELCA, and I recently did a theology paper arguing against James Cone (in particular) and Black Liberation Theology (in general)... but any time you classify people into a general thought, it just isn't right.

Now, a joke:

Two cannibals were eating dinner.

One said, "You know I really hate my sister."

The other replied, "Then just eat the pasta."
You were saying?

IMHO almost all jokes offend someone.. and in a PC world there would be no humor..

NOW being a practicing cannibal I'm offended by this joke..
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Old 03-17-2012, 09:10 PM   #127
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Barack Obama met with the Queen of England.

He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"

"Well," responded the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." She pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair to me, would you?"

Tony Blair walked into the room. "Yes, Your Majesty?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good. Thank you" said the Queen.

Obama returned to Washington to ask Joe Biden the same question. "Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," responded Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one." He went to his advisers and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer.

Finally, Biden ran in to Sarah Palin at a banquet one night. Biden asked, "Sarah, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Sarah Palin answered right back, "That's easy, it's me!"

Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" The next day he met with Obama. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Sarah Palin!"

Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face, "No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!"


I sure hope anyone from England is not offended.. It was not my intention..
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Old 03-17-2012, 09:45 PM   #128
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^^^ How bad is your joke? Tony Blair is no longer Prime Minister of England. GTFO!
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Old 03-17-2012, 09:48 PM   #129
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Pray tell where would you PUT them?
To me and loads of folks they are or should I say he is a supreme joke
Played on our country.

Jokes are what is funny.

If it offends you or you do not fond them funny pout me on iggy. And that solves the problem for you.

I have not seen any stipulations on what is considered a joke or funny. Have you?
I know it s the opposite of what you are posting. Seriously, if you want examples, Oubronco has some funny jokes in this thread. Don't have this one sent to the Horse's Butt because you are trying to derail it. Once November comes around, I wont be voting for Barack but your attempt at humor is failing. See some of the posts from before for good examples (and they won't piss people off).
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Old 03-17-2012, 10:25 PM   #130
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I know it s the opposite of what you are posting. Seriously, if you want examples, Oubronco has some funny jokes in this thread. Don't have this one sent to the Horse's Butt because you are trying to derail it. Once November comes around, I wont be voting for Barack but your attempt at humor is failing. See some of the posts from before for good examples (and they won't piss people off).
I think there are loads of humor in various things..

I think anything nobama is hilarious..

IF they put this in teh horses ass then start another one..

damm it is really simpler thatn you think it is..

Agian if it pisses you off put me on IGGY.. That is even simpler..

Nite nite..
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Old 03-17-2012, 11:08 PM   #131
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Old 03-18-2012, 08:44 AM   #132
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Sadly, this joke isn't only confined to the off season....
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Old 03-18-2012, 12:15 PM   #133
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Pray tell where would you PUT them?
To me and loads of folks they are or should I say he is a supreme joke
Played on our country.

Jokes are what is funny.

If it offends you or you do not fond them funny pout me on iggy. And that solves the problem for you.

I have not seen any stipulations on what is considered a joke or funny. Have you?
The proper place for politics jokes would be a new "jokes" thread on the WRP forum. I mean, it's that or if too many other posters complain about the political content, there's a possibility of this thread ending up being moved there.
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Old 03-18-2012, 01:32 PM   #134
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I'll show you something hilarious.

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to american citizens that were missionaries..

Hell it did not stop obama with out those qualifications..

As for Tebow I'd guess it is not polotics but Gods work he has in mind....
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Are you really sure?
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if it was not for morons like yourself this would be a great place to spend time at..

Small minded morons.. that is what is Hilarious

Now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are, that's funny. (Just trying to play to your redneck sense of humor)


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Old 03-18-2012, 01:52 PM   #135
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Well this thread is being ruined by idiots.

If you'd avoid being idiots, we'd appreciate it.
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Old 03-19-2012, 11:32 AM   #136
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Old 03-19-2012, 02:18 PM   #137
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The proper place for politics jokes would be a new "jokes" thread on the WRP forum. I mean, it's that or if too many other posters complain about the political content, there's a possibility of this thread ending up being moved there.
sorry do not know about WRP can you spell it out.. some of us do not know your short hand..

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sorry do not know about WRP can you spell it out.. some of us do not know your short hand..
WRP is the War, Religion, and Politics area. http://orangemane.com/BB/forumdisplay.php?f=25

Just start a political jokes thread and have at it. You'll get a lot more responses as well, I'd suspect.
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WRP is the War, Religion, and Politics area. http://orangemane.com/BB/forumdisplay.php?f=25

Just start a political jokes thread and have at it. You'll get a lot more responses as well, I'd suspect.
Thanks I try real hard not to live by acronyms alone.. IMO
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Old 04-01-2012, 08:36 AM   #140
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A piece of ass that'll make you cry
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Old 04-06-2012, 07:24 PM   #141
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Top Ten Country & Western Songs :


10. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed with an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
7. I've missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
6. Wouldn't Take Her to A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
5. I'm So Miserable without You Itís like You're Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer



And the Number One Country & Western song is...




1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day.


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Doctor's Office and a SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST



An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients.

As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.

He gave her his name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"



All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man....

He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'

The room erupted in applause!



DON'T MESS WITH OLD FOLKS.
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Here's one for the math nerds

(√(-$h!t))≤

$h!t just got real y'all!
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