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[dictionary]

Originally Posted by 55CrushEm

So wtf? Manning worked out YESTERDAY for the 9ers, and nobody reported it until TODAY?!?!

Yep. It's over.

This is how I felt watching the Drive. Do not count Elway out yet. In the meantime, I am leaving work on the east coast now. Finding a bar within crawling distance of my house and will enter a drunken hybernation until this whole thing is settled with Manning signed to take us to the promise land.

/(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

[Rohirrim]

And what if next week, when Peyton is out in California, looking at the Niner's facilities, Paul Allen and Pete Carroll fly down there with bags of money?

This has gone on far enough. Elway's enough of a businessman to know when a deal is going south. Tell Peyton, sign or we're out.

[55CrushEm]

Originally Posted by Rohirrim

And what if next week, when Peyton is out in California, looking at the Niner's facilities, Paul Allen and Pete Carroll fly down there with bags of money?

This has gone on far enough. Elway's enough of a businessman to know when a deal is going south. Tell Peyton, sign or we're out.

In all seriousness.......this. And if we lose McClain because these clowns are begging and fellating Peanut Head.........I'll ****.

[SonOfLe-loLang]

Originally Posted by Rohirrim

And what if next week, when Peyton is out in California, looking at the Niner's facilities, Paul Allen and Pete Carroll fly down there with bags of money?

This has gone on far enough. Elway's enough of a businessman to know when a deal is going south. Tell Peyton, sign or we're out.

Good point.

Also, what becomes of Alex Smith if Peyton signs there? Would he have to be a back up somewhere?

[Gutless Drunk]

2:21 pm Chris Mortensen: Harbaugh and OC Greg Roman watched Manning throw at Duke on Tues night; impressive enough to send doctor next day to give physical exam. Despite speculation Broncos have GM Brian Xanders or "money people" present, no decision or signing will happen today w #Broncos. Contract parameters w these teams are basically in place; as we've previously reported, Manning offering all teams protection re: neck

[shalowlow]

Mort is represented by same huge agency as Manning (and Tebow for that matter).

This is a money game, and I believe that Manning wants to play for the Broncos, and his agents want to make sure he gets the best deal.

How better to get the best offer from the Broncos today than to leak that 1. The Titans will get a chance to work him out too and 2. The Niners have already tried him out.

There are people literally stalking Manning and no one knew the Niners were there? Come on...

(edit: spelling)

[alkemical]

There's this drug used in South America, that removes people's ability to say no.

I forget what it's called.

[DBroncos4life]

Originally Posted by 55CrushEm

So wtf? Manning worked out YESTERDAY for the 9ers, and nobody reported it until TODAY?!?!

Yep. It's over.

If had a dollar for everytime someone said that this was over I could sign Manning myself.

[55CrushEm]

Originally Posted by shalowlow

There are people literally stocking Manning and no one knew the Niners were there? Come on...

(edit: spelling)

My petty, spelling police ass is going to tell you it's "stalking", not "stocking".....


EDIT: You self-corrected.

[gyldenlove]

Originally Posted by alkemical

There's this drug used in South America, that removes people's ability to say no.

I forget what it's called.

Alcohol will do that.

[dictionary]

Originally Posted by 55CrushEm

My petty, spelling police ass is going to tell you it's "stalking", not "stocking".....

But if we could have Manning in stock (not in stocks), then that would be pretty baller.

[RaiderH8r]

Originally Posted by alkemical

There's this drug used in South America, that removes people's ability to say no.

I forget what it's called.

I don't know what they call it in South America but around here we call it roofies.

[Taco John]

Originally Posted by alkemical

There's this drug used in South America, that removes people's ability to say no.

I forget what it's called.

They extract it from my armpits. That's them at the door now...

[shalowlow]

Originally Posted by 55CrushEm

My petty, spelling police ass is going to tell you it's "stalking", not "stocking".....


EDIT: You self-corrected.

Yeah I caught it a second after I posted...too late for this board though!

[Gcver2ver3]

Originally Posted by Gutless Drunk

2:21 pm Chris Mortensen: Harbaugh and OC Greg Roman watched Manning throw at Duke on Tues night; impressive enough to send doctor next day to give physical exam. Despite speculation Broncos have GM Brian Xanders or "money people" present, no decision or signing will happen today w #Broncos. Contract parameters w these teams are basically in place; as we've previously reported, Manning offering all teams protection re: neck

game over...

[alkemical]

Originally Posted by gyldenlove

Alcohol will do that.

yeah, no it wasn't booze. it was a root or something made into a powder.

[Stagger Lee]

Cocaine's a hell of a drug

[RaiderH8r]

Originally Posted by Rohirrim

And what if next week, when Peyton is out in California, looking at the Niner's facilities, Paul Allen and Pete Carroll fly down there with bags of money?

This has gone on far enough. Elway's enough of a businessman to know when a deal is going south. Tell Peyton, sign or we're out.

There has been too much violence, too much pain. None here are without sin. I am gravely disappointed. Again you have made me unleash my dogs of war.
Look at what remains of your gallant scouts. Why? Because you're selfish! You hoard your gasoline.

Now, my prisoners say you plan to take your gasoline out of the Wasteland. You sent them out this morning to find a vehicle. A rig big enough to haul that fat tank of gas. What a puny plan!

Look around you. This is the Valley of Death. See! Nothing can escape! The Humungus rules the Wasteland!

But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me the pump ,the oil ,the gasoline ,and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives.

Just walk away. I will give you safe passage in the Wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.

I await your answer. You have one full day to decide.

[BroncoBeavis]

What I don't get is if they were talking 15 or under per year, why are they holding off on defensive moves over this?

I thought maybe the cap hit was presumed to be so large they didn't dare make other moves (because they'd have to find some weapons for Peyton)

But with this, they could've done both with 50 million.

[Old Dude]

Originally Posted by Jekyll15Hyde

It would seem like jhiz would get a perma-ban under this criteria

Anyone else, including him, who wants to keep this crap going in this thread will also get spanked.

That includes you.

[RaiderH8r]

Peyton's really jerking us around. What a dick. We should have brought an exorcist because I think Peyton's soul has been possessed by the Demon, Al Davis.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Peyton Manning put you guys in the friend zone.

[Rohirrim]

[Heyneck]

Originally Posted by Bob's your Information Minister

Peyton Manning put you guys in the friend zone.

ok I must admit... that is funny!

[RaiderH8r]

Originally Posted by Bob's your Information Minister

Peyton Manning put you guys in the friend zone.

This story has finally fallen into your area of expertise; desperation and rejection drenched in failure. Shut up and pass the booze.