Kate Upton say's are you Hungry?

[Drunk Monkey]

Originally Posted by broncosteven

This is better if you sync up the tape loops of Apollo 13 at the 55hr 50min mark.

Steven, your all things Gene has bambozled me for years but I am not sure where to go with this one.....

[cmhargrove]

I watched again this morning, damn it!

[TheReverend]

Originally Posted by Miss I.

Yeah, you know she was in the bathroom throwing up the burger after this video was shot right? I realize you don't care since you guys didn't even notice the burger, but I thought the believablity factor was poor. There is no way that chick has ever eaten and kept down a burger like that.

I'd like to nominate this paragraph for absurd statement of the year.

I know it's going to face some extremely tough competition this year, going up against the likes of "my 6 year old daughter throws better than Tebow" and whatever else is to come, but I think due to the absolute ridiculous nature of this exaggeration that it can truly compete and is a front runner to win the award.

[houghtam]

Originally Posted by TheReverend

I'd like to nominate this paragraph for absurd statement of the year.

I know it's going to face some extremely tough competition this year, going up against the likes of "my 6 year old daughter throws better than Tebow" and whatever else is to come, but I think due to the absolute ridiculous nature of this exaggeration that it can truly compete and is a front runner to win the award.

Yeah. She's thin, she's not THAT skinny. Pretty silly statement to make.

[TheReverend]

Originally Posted by houghtam

Yeah. She's thin, she's not THAT skinny. Pretty silly statement to make.

Not only that, it completely flies in the face of any actual understanding of nutrition...

[Shananahan]

We just can't let random strangers on the internet talk that way about Kate Upton.

[bronco militia]

b****es be tripp'n, yo

[Kaylore]

Originally Posted by Shananahan

We just can't let random strangers on the internet talk that way about Kate Upton.

[ColoradoDarin]

Originally Posted by Shananahan

We just can't let random strangers on the internet talk that way about Kate Upton.

Rep.

[TheReverend]

Originally Posted by Shananahan

We just can't let random strangers on the internet talk that way about Kate Upton.

Did lol

[dbfan21]

Fun fact: Kate went to a private Episcopal high school right around the corner from where I live (Melbourne, FL).

[Beantown Bronco]

Originally Posted by dbfan21

Fun fact: Kate went to a private Episcopal high school right around the corner from where I live (Melbourne, FL).

Not that you stalk girls at the local high schools or anything....

[ColoradoDarin]

Originally Posted by Beantown Bronco

Not that you stalk girls at the local high schools or anything....

[Beantown Bronco]

[TheReverend]

[Miss I.]

Originally Posted by TheReverend

I'd like to nominate this paragraph for absurd statement of the year.

I know it's going to face some extremely tough competition this year, going up against the likes of "my 6 year old daughter throws better than Tebow" and whatever else is to come, but I think due to the absolute ridiculous nature of this exaggeration that it can truly compete and is a front runner to win the award.

Holy ****ing hell...can I nominate this for I was just kidding, get the **** over it post of the year...Christ...

Oh wait, I apologize, is she your sister or something?

[dbfan21]

Originally Posted by Beantown Bronco

Not that you stalk girls at the local high schools or anything....

I didn't even realize it until my friend told me she went to the school. Wish I would have known...I would have volunteered at the school prom to be a chaperone.

[bronco militia]

Originally Posted by dbfan21

I didn't even realize it until my friend told me she went to the school. Wish I would have known...I would have volunteered at the school prom to be a chaperone.

[Willynowei]

Hottest chick on the planet, really.

And as for the dudes saying stupid **** like there's lots of attractive women, yes there are alot, but not THAT attractive. There's a scale dude, and she's at the top, who cares whats in between her ears, this is not exactly the type of chick you plan to marry.. unless you have some neurotic need to prove your worth to others with a trophy that holds your hand and cashes out on half your estate in 5 years.

[Gort]

Originally Posted by TheReverend

I'd like to nominate this paragraph for absurd statement of the year.

I know it's going to face some extremely tough competition this year, going up against the likes of "my 6 year old daughter throws better than Tebow" and whatever else is to come, but I think due to the absolute ridiculous nature of this exaggeration that it can truly compete and is a front runner to win the award.

are we also taking nominations for most profound statement of the year?

if so, i nominate this:

[Pony Boy]

You Know I heard on the light rail that girls like Kate Upton don't even fart or poop or do anything that average girls do ..........

[broncosteven]

Originally Posted by Pony Boy

You Know I heard on the light rail that girls like Kate Upton don't even fart or poop or do anything that average girls do ..........

Of course they do, where do you think roses got their scent?

[Kaylore]

Their stools come out wrapped in velvet ribbon and smell of vanilla.

[broncosteven]

Originally Posted by Kaylore

Their stools come out wrapped in velvet ribbon and smell of vanilla.

After Todd Haley drops a duce he yells at it stating that 22 guys off the street could have taken a better dump then walks away hiding tears knowing that deep down inside his soul that was the best he could manage.

Then Romeo covets Haley's dump before he is allowed to and has a draft pick taken away.

[Kaylore]

Originally Posted by broncosteven

After Todd Haley drops a duce he yells at it stating that 22 guys off the street could have taken a better dump then walks away hiding tears knowing that deep down inside his soul that was the best he could manage.

Then Romeo covets Haley's dump before he is allowed to and has a draft pick taken away.

And Pioli is filming the whole thing, and latter confiscates the poo and puts it in a safe. Anyone who asks where the poo is is fired for cause.