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Old 06-13-2011, 10:02 AM   #51
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Well my other theory about how it is all run by the vegetable growing industry (big vegetable) hasn't won a lot of traction with fans so I am trying to be moderate.

Monsanto? Of course!! They need a place isolated to grow foods that aren't corrupted by their DNA damaging foods. Their real target is killing the bees off and altering our DNA.

Ray Bradbury was right...we are from mars.
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Old 06-13-2011, 10:11 AM   #52
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No wonder we need a super telescope to see it.


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Old 06-13-2011, 11:48 AM   #53
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Oh they do. We just don't want to meet the ones with the technology to make it to Earth.


I for one welcome our new alien overlords........
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Old 06-13-2011, 11:59 AM   #55
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Old 06-13-2011, 01:16 PM   #56
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I would buy a book on Aliens by Gaffney just for the lols if he wasn't such a Jew hater.
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Old 06-13-2011, 01:18 PM   #57
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I would buy a book on Aliens by Gaffney just for the lols if he wasn't such a Jew hater.
"Swastikas In Space" sounds like a great read.
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Old 06-13-2011, 01:25 PM   #58
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"Swastikas In Space" sounds like a great read.
All the residents of Jewpiter would be rounded up and placed in constellation camps.
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Old 06-13-2011, 01:34 PM   #59
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Old 06-13-2011, 01:40 PM   #60
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Old 06-13-2011, 02:04 PM   #61
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I know it is there. I built it myself.
Sorry dude, have to call bullshiayt on this one. I was there for the whole project. and you weren't there. Liar, liar!
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Old 06-13-2011, 02:13 PM   #62
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It looks a lot different when you are standing right next to it. Trust me. I tried to get them to build a big vagina but no. They insisted on a tubular structure. Speaking of Tubes:

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Old 06-13-2011, 02:37 PM   #63
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.....I have no words.
Because everyone knows Aliens speak in Equal tempered 12 tone scale tones:

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Old 06-13-2011, 02:37 PM   #64
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Old 06-13-2011, 03:50 PM   #65
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All the residents of Jewpiter would be rounded up and placed in constellation camps.

L O L



and secondly (off topic), on another site I visit, JUST saw this picture. The real life version of your avvy



Minus the bong smoking of course
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Old 06-13-2011, 04:11 PM   #66
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Really a ****ed up composite image result in a secret space lab.
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Old 06-13-2011, 05:45 PM   #67
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I would buy a book on Aliens by Gaffney just for the lols if he wasn't such a Jew hater.
Correction. I am not a Jew hater.

You are too mixed up in the head -- to get this.

The problem is that your understanding is at the level of a cliche.

Jesus was a Jew - - and taught the immortality of the soul. Why is the soul immortal? Because G-d dwells in each person. This is just as true of the Palestinians as it is of Jews.

I follow this teaching -- or try to.

Any true Christian today -- must speak out against what is happening in Palestine. The US and Israel continue to shoot, starve, bomb, rape and bulldoze -- this unfortunate people whose only crime was that they happened to live in the very place the Zionists wanted to colonize.

That's the history in a nutshell.

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Old 06-13-2011, 05:51 PM   #68
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Correction. I am not a Jew hater.

You are too mixed up in the head -- to get this.

The problem is that your understanding is at the level of a cliche.
Yes, you mentioned I'm too dumb already.

How can I expand my mind? Will believing that we have colonies on Mars and giant orbital platform make me or less of a cliche?
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Old 06-13-2011, 05:54 PM   #69
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You asked -- so I am going to tell you.

You can expand your mind by taking up the spiritual practices taught by all of the great spiritual traditions for thousands of years. That's the tried and tested path(s).
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You asked -- so I am going to tell you.

You can expand your mind by taking up the spiritual practices taught by all of the great spiritual traditions for thousands of years. That's the tried and tested path(s).
Is Jew hating the common thread between them all?
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Old 06-13-2011, 06:05 PM   #71
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Gaffney what do you think of the albino conspiracy? Could this be a baby factory?
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Old 06-13-2011, 06:13 PM   #72
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Correction. I am not a Jew hater.

You are too mixed up in the head -- to get this.

The problem is that your understanding is at the level of a cliche.

Jesus was a Jew - - and taught the immortality of the soul. Why is the soul immortal? Because G-d dwells in each person. This is just as true of the Palestinians as it is of Jews.

I follow this teaching -- or try to.

Any true Christian today -- must speak out against what is happening in Palestine. 1. The US and Israel continue to shoot, starve, bomb, rape and bulldoze -- this unfortunate people whose only crime was that they happened to live in the very place the Zionists wanted to colonize.

2. That's the history in a nutshell.

1. Glad to see you no longer hide behind euphemisms. Way to go, nazi.

2. History according to the arabs. But keep ****ing that chicken.

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Correction. I am not a Jew hater.

You are too mixed up in the head -- to get this.

The problem is that your understanding is at the level of a cliche.

Jesus was a Jew - - and taught the immortality of the soul. Why is the soul immortal? Because G-d dwells in each person. This is just as true of the Palestinians as it is of Jews.

I follow this teaching -- or try to.

Any true Christian today -- must speak out against what is happening in Palestine. The US and Israel continue to shoot, starve, bomb, rape and bulldoze -- this unfortunate people whose only crime was that they happened to live in the very place the Zionists wanted to colonize.

That's the history in a nutshell.
Is the completely random use of "--" a bi-product of a CIA chip in your brain?
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Is Jew hating the common thread between them all?

I'm sure he enjoys the whole dead jews aspect.


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Old 06-13-2011, 07:52 PM   #75
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You asked -- so I am going to tell you.

You can expand your mind by taking up the spiritual practices taught by all of the great spiritual traditions for thousands of years. That's the tried and tested path(s).
This makes zero sense because most of the established religions out there are exclusive of themselves meaning that they discredit and claim the others as false gods. The God of Abraham, of Isaac, and of Jacob states that you shall have no other gods before me and shall only worship the one true Lord God Almighty.

Jesus (who as a Christian I believe to be part of the triune God) says, "I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life, no one comes to the Father except through ME"

So how could you possibly serve Jesus while holding to the teachings of buddha or allah?
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