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Old 11-29-2010, 09:19 PM   #576
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Old 11-29-2010, 09:36 PM   #577
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First, who is gonna roll 'em and 2nd, what the **** are you doing with a dinosaur?
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Old 11-29-2010, 11:17 PM   #578
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Old 11-30-2010, 07:28 PM   #579
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Old 11-30-2010, 08:42 PM   #580
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Old 12-08-2010, 12:38 PM   #582
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Well, I'm back in Texas, have been since September. I need some help though, a lot of stuff is going on that is complete BS.
First, we moved in with my mom, and she's been okay, not great, but okay. She wanted us to move in with her anyways.
Second, my future step-daughter ended up going to daycare in October, and one week, due to her attacking her canopy bed(plastic/metal poles), she wound up with a blackeye, and at some point at daycare/school, she fell on her genital area and got a bruise there. Well, the daycare ends up calling us in and talking about it, thinking we're abusing her. We get a note from a doctor saying everything is fine, and that everything seemed accidental, and we go back to the daycare tell them and take her out of there.
Go forward to now, and apparently they called Child Protective Services, we got a letter from them on Friday and my fiancee' and daughter had to go meet with someone yesterday. They each had a solo interview, and remember my daughter is 4 years old her, and told them that she threw up and that I hit her in the face and threw her against the wall and hit her head against the wall, all of which is completely false. And then she told them she's scared of me, which is false as well.
Well, due to that, they are forcing my fiancee', who by the way is now pregnant, and my daughter to move out away from me due to me being "dangerous".
Its freakin BS, and I'm sitting here wondering when I can see the person I love so much again, wonder if I'll be able to see my child's birth, just a bunch of crap due to taking in what a 4 year old says, who said stuff to get daddy in trouble and now look where we are. Freakin unbelievable.
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Old 12-08-2010, 12:42 PM   #583
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Amusingly, had you actually beat the kid she would have said nothing.

Learn from this experience!
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Well, I'm back in Texas, have been since September. I need some help though, a lot of stuff is going on that is complete BS.
First, we moved in with my mom, and she's been okay, not great, but okay. She wanted us to move in with her anyways.
Second, my future step-daughter ended up going to daycare in October, and one week, due to her attacking her canopy bed(plastic/metal poles), she wound up with a blackeye, and at some point at daycare/school, she fell on her genital area and got a bruise there. Well, the daycare ends up calling us in and talking about it, thinking we're abusing her. We get a note from a doctor saying everything is fine, and that everything seemed accidental, and we go back to the daycare tell them and take her out of there.
Go forward to now, and apparently they called Child Protective Services, we got a letter from them on Friday and my fiancee' and daughter had to go meet with someone yesterday. They each had a solo interview, and remember my daughter is 4 years old her, and told them that she threw up and that I hit her in the face and threw her against the wall and hit her head against the wall, all of which is completely false. And then she told them she's scared of me, which is false as well.
Well, due to that, they are forcing my fiancee', who by the way is now pregnant, and my daughter to move out away from me due to me being "dangerous".
Its freakin BS, and I'm sitting here wondering when I can see the person I love so much again, wonder if I'll be able to see my child's birth, just a bunch of crap due to taking in what a 4 year old says, who said stuff to get daddy in trouble and now look where we are. Freakin unbelievable.
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Old 12-08-2010, 12:43 PM   #586
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I really don't know what to make of this. I'm sorry, but this is very bizarre.
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Old 12-08-2010, 01:17 PM   #587
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Well, I'm back in Texas, have been since September. I need some help though, a lot of stuff is going on that is complete BS.
First, we moved in with my mom, and she's been okay, not great, but okay. She wanted us to move in with her anyways.
Second, my future step-daughter ended up going to daycare in October, and one week, due to her attacking her canopy bed(plastic/metal poles), she wound up with a blackeye, and at some point at daycare/school, she fell on her genital area and got a bruise there. Well, the daycare ends up calling us in and talking about it, thinking we're abusing her. We get a note from a doctor saying everything is fine, and that everything seemed accidental, and we go back to the daycare tell them and take her out of there.
Go forward to now, and apparently they called Child Protective Services, we got a letter from them on Friday and my fiancee' and daughter had to go meet with someone yesterday. They each had a solo interview, and remember my daughter is 4 years old her, and told them that she threw up and that I hit her in the face and threw her against the wall and hit her head against the wall, all of which is completely false. And then she told them she's scared of me, which is false as well.
Well, due to that, they are forcing my fiancee', who by the way is now pregnant, and my daughter to move out away from me due to me being "dangerous".
Its freakin BS, and I'm sitting here wondering when I can see the person I love so much again, wonder if I'll be able to see my child's birth, just a bunch of crap due to taking in what a 4 year old says, who said stuff to get daddy in trouble and now look where we are. Freakin unbelievable.
Hope this is a bad joke. Otherwise it is a primer on how to ruin your life.
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Old 12-08-2010, 01:47 PM   #588
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While a sad story lets us back up to an important sentence...."Well, due to that, they are forcing my fiancee', who by the way is now pregnant, and my daughter to move out away from me due to me being 'dangerous'."

So, we have figured out that you are as dumb as her! Hope this problem is fixed but damn dummy, you brought this situation on yourself.
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Old 12-08-2010, 02:12 PM   #589
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Old 12-08-2010, 02:24 PM   #590
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Did some research and found at least one person that told McFoneco (BTW, nice time to change your name- FOneco now approves of it) something important...

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Okay, I think we need to give McFoneco some different advice. He obviously doesn't want to take sound advice about getting out of a situation that is bound to fail. So how can his situation actually work? Too many people get into a situation expecting to be the exception to the rule, but they have no idea how to be the exception, so they end up screwed like most other people in that similar situation.
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One last piece of advice. It's been said by a number of people here, do not get this woman pregnant!!!! If you two are going to work then she needs to meet certain goals. Getting knocked up will kill all of those goals. You think she'd go to college with one kid and a second on the way? That would just be another excuse for her to use. It seems like she's good at using excuses. And be careful because she might want to have that excuse. She might want to have a kid with you really soon just so you're stuck taking care of her and she doesn't have to do anything. Some women do that. So if she says she's on the pill you better still use a condom every time. If she tells you that she doesn't want you to use it then you know what she's trying to do. She's trying to get knocked up. That should tell you that you're screwed.

Bottom line, you're trying to be Captain Save a Ho. That's a tough job. The only way to save her is if she wants to be saved, and if she's willing to do the work, which is what I question. Based on what you've told us I don't think she's going to want to stick to any plan that requires her to do anything. So that's where you have to put your foot down, and you have to be ready to leave the relationship if she doesn't comply. Remember, you have no real attachment to her, so leaving is simply. And that's why we've told you not to get her pregnant. If you do then you will be tied to her and she could just sit back and do a whole lot of nothing. As long as there is a threat of you leaving, if she really wants to make it work then she'll stick to the plan. But if she's fighting the plan, then you know that she's just using you as a meal ticket. If you sense that then get out of there.

Hopefully this is advice that you will take, sense it is going along the lines of what you want.

If only he listened Jason.

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wow....im here eating a corndog in Newark, NJ, watching Japanese Anime Porn and missing my ex girlfriend...decided to log on here for a moment

thank God I did....this makes me feel a lot better about myself

this update can't be true
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I was thinking to myself, what should I say?
The truth, make something up, or just don't say anything.

Well, I'm going to go silent and see what everybody thinks up.
So, I'm curious was it the truth or did you make something up?
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This has to be a joke. Please tell me it is. Damn, if it's true, yeah, I don't know how else to say this, but you're ****ed. I mean, royally ****ed. Damn, properly ****ed too!
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Did some research and found at least one person that told McFoneco (BTW, nice time to change your name- FOneco now approves of it) something important...

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If only he listened Jason.
You can't tell anybody anything when they are in "love". Damn, how many lives is love going to ruin.
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Well, I'm back in Texas, have been since September. I need some help though, a lot of stuff is going on that is complete BS.
First, we moved in with my mom, and she's been okay, not great, but okay. She wanted us to move in with her anyways.
Second, my future step-daughter ended up going to daycare in October, and one week, due to her attacking her canopy bed(plastic/metal poles), she wound up with a blackeye, and at some point at daycare/school, she fell on her genital area and got a bruise there. Well, the daycare ends up calling us in and talking about it, thinking we're abusing her. We get a note from a doctor saying everything is fine, and that everything seemed accidental, and we go back to the daycare tell them and take her out of there.
Go forward to now, and apparently they called Child Protective Services, we got a letter from them on Friday and my fiancee' and daughter had to go meet with someone yesterday. They each had a solo interview, and remember my daughter is 4 years old her, and told them that she threw up and that I hit her in the face and threw her against the wall and hit her head against the wall, all of which is completely false. And then she told them she's scared of me, which is false as well.
Well, due to that, they are forcing my fiancee', who by the way is now pregnant, and my daughter to move out away from me due to me being "dangerous".
Its freakin BS, and I'm sitting here wondering when I can see the person I love so much again, wonder if I'll be able to see my child's birth, just a bunch of crap due to taking in what a 4 year old says, who said stuff to get daddy in trouble and now look where we are. Freakin unbelievable.
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wow....im here eating a corndog in Newark, NJ, watching Japanese Anime Porn and missing my ex girlfriend...decided to log on here for a moment

thank God I did....this makes me feel a lot better about myself

this update can't be true
Damn, that's so true. I guess anybody having a bad day can just read this thread.
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Well, I'm back in Texas, have been since September. I need some help though, a lot of stuff is going on that is complete BS.
First, we moved in with my mom, and she's been okay, not great, but okay. She wanted us to move in with her anyways.
Second, my future step-daughter ended up going to daycare in October, and one week, due to her attacking her canopy bed(plastic/metal poles), she wound up with a blackeye, and at some point at daycare/school, she fell on her genital area and got a bruise there. Well, the daycare ends up calling us in and talking about it, thinking we're abusing her. We get a note from a doctor saying everything is fine, and that everything seemed accidental, and we go back to the daycare tell them and take her out of there.
Go forward to now, and apparently they called Child Protective Services, we got a letter from them on Friday and my fiancee' and daughter had to go meet with someone yesterday. They each had a solo interview, and remember my daughter is 4 years old her, and told them that she threw up and that I hit her in the face and threw her against the wall and hit her head against the wall, all of which is completely false. And then she told them she's scared of me, which is false as well.
Well, due to that, they are forcing my fiancee', who by the way is now pregnant, and my daughter to move out away from me due to me being "dangerous".
Its freakin BS, and I'm sitting here wondering when I can see the person I love so much again, wonder if I'll be able to see my child's birth, just a bunch of crap due to taking in what a 4 year old says, who said stuff to get daddy in trouble and now look where we are. Freakin unbelievable.
That is nothing, my work takes me all over the globe, places like Pyongyang, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Afganistan, China.

So anyway the other day I decided to take some time off for Hanukkah and flew to NY to get a nice pastrami samitch. Everything went well and I was heading from NY to LA so I get to airport and get in the security line. So I am standing there listening to my ipod and playing a game on my iPhone and had my iMac in it's case over my shoulder and some dude walks up to me and asks him if I could help him out. He was really shookup and distraught so I felt bad for him, he said his son was sick and he needed to get this briefcase to him in LA but the guy didn't have the money to fly to LA and give it to him. He saw all my cool Apple stuff and knew I was an honorable American and he could trust me because I had so much expendable income. The poor guy was sweating so much and so nervous that his son was not going to his briefcase I told the guy I would take it to him.

So a few minutes later I get to the security guy and he asks me if anyone gave me anything to take aboard and I told him yes, and showed him the carry on. Next thing I know I am grabbing my ankles while they shine flashlights where the sun don't shine. I will tell you I was glad I broke out the new pair of BVD's! Then the next, I know these guys are asking all sorts of questions, I told them the story again, they asked the same questions again, I told them the story again, they asked the same questions again, I told them the story again, they asked the same questions again, I told them the story again, they asked the same questions again, this went on for a day or 2, it was hard to tell exactly how long because they took my iPhone 4.

Anywhooooo they got all frustrated and they bring in some guy from the FBI to help me they asked the same questions again, I told them the story again, they asked the same questions again, you get the picture.

By this time some Homeland security guy is asking about my attendance at this Florida flight school, I told him I always wanted to learn to fly but this place was just passing guys if you paid enough money so I left early after we did the simulator, I always wanted to go in a real flight sim and had spent so much money. This went on for awhile....

I kept answering their questions so they brought in the package the poor guy gave me in the security line and half of it was full of a white powdery substance and the other half was full of pipe's and play dough and nails and odd metal parts.

To make a long story short I am now on some kind of no fly list, my wife is preggo about to have my 1st kid in the Elvis chappel in Vegas and I need to rent a car to drive there before she pops! I got to go, my iPhone battery is low.
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That is nothing, my work takes me all over the globe, places like Pyongyang, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Afganistan, China.

So anyway the other day I decided to take some time off for Hanukkah and flew to NY to get a nice pastrami samitch. Everything went well and I was heading from NY to LA so I get to airport and get in the security line. So I am standing there listening to my ipod and playing a game on my iPhone and had my iMac in it's case over my shoulder and some dude walks up to me and asks him if I could help him out. He was really shookup and distraught so I felt bad for him, he said his son was sick and he needed to get this briefcase to him in LA but the guy didn't have the money to fly to LA and give it to him. He saw all my cool Apple stuff and knew I was an honorable American and he could trust me because I had so much expendable income. The poor guy was sweating so much and so nervous that his son was not going to his briefcase I told the guy I would take it to him.

So a few minutes later I get to the security guy and he asks me if anyone gave me anything to take aboard and I told him yes, and showed him the carry on. Next thing I know I am grabbing my ankles while they shine flashlights where the sun don't shine. I will tell you I was glad I broke out the new pair of BVD's! Then the next, I know these guys are asking all sorts of questions, I told them the story again, they asked the same questions again, I told them the story again, they asked the same questions again, I told them the story again, they asked the same questions again, I told them the story again, they asked the same questions again, this went on for a day or 2, it was hard to tell exactly how long because they took my iPhone 4.

Anywhooooo they got all frustrated and they bring in some guy from the FBI to help me they asked the same questions again, I told them the story again, they asked the same questions again, you get the picture.

By this time some Homeland security guy is asking about my attendance at this Florida flight school, I told him I always wanted to learn to fly but this place was just passing guys if you paid enough money so I left early after we did the simulator, I always wanted to go in a real flight sim and had spent so much money. This went on for awhile....

I kept answering their questions so they brought in the package the poor guy gave me in the security line and half of it was full of a white powdery substance and the other half was full of pipe's and play dough and nails and odd metal parts.

To make a long story short I am now on some kind of no fly list, my wife is preggo about to have my 1st kid in the Elvis chappel in Vegas and I need to rent a car to drive there before she pops! I got to go, my iPhone battery is low.
Man that's funny. lol
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