Funny Pictures Thread - Page 26 - The Orange Mane

Florida_Bronco · 07-23-2010, 02:35 PM

Good one Smurf!

Los Broncos · 07-23-2010, 02:56 PM

, that's a good one.

Cleo McDowell · 07-23-2010, 10:53 PM

Swedish Extrovert · 07-23-2010, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Florida_Bronco

Good one Smurf!

Tebow's a lover, not a fighter. But he's a fighter, too, so don't get any ideas.

ksBRONCOfan · 07-24-2010, 09:24 AM

Smilin Assassin · 07-25-2010, 01:46 PM

Smilin Assassin · 07-25-2010, 01:49 PM

brncs_fan · 07-26-2010, 09:27 AM

bronclvr · 07-28-2010, 10:31 AM

The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, andan actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by this student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues,via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a memberof their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct -- leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.' THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

Ugly Duck · 07-29-2010, 05:39 PM

Captain 'Dre · 07-29-2010, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Duck

When did Uncle Fester join the Raiders?!?

loborugger · 07-29-2010, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain 'Dre

When did Uncle Fester join the Raiders?!?

My man, that is a good way to get punched in the puss.

Baba Booey · 07-29-2010, 10:02 PM

bowtown · 07-30-2010, 01:33 AM

Wow, I don't get that one at all.

Dagmar · 07-30-2010, 05:21 AM

Captain 'Dre · 07-30-2010, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by ksBRONCOfan

Can't argue with this^^^.

Captain 'Dre · 07-30-2010, 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loborugger

My man, that is a good way to get punched in the puss.

By whom?!?!?

supermanhr9 · 07-30-2010, 07:16 AM

HAHAHAHA, PETA is hilarious

dbfan21 · 07-30-2010, 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Duck

Hey Moe! Where's Larry? Nuk, nuk, nuk...

Captain 'Dre · 07-30-2010, 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dbfan21

Hey Moe! Where's Larry? Nuk, nuk, nuk...

"Why, I oughtta murdalize the guy!"

bronco militia · 07-30-2010, 07:39 PM

Baba Booey · 07-31-2010, 11:44 AM

ScottXray · 07-31-2010, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by McNeckbeard

This is just SO wrong.!

oubronco · 07-31-2010, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScottXray

This is just SO wrong.!

But funny as hell

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bronclvr Ring of Famer She is faster than you! 8.39 @ 156 Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,996	The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, andan actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by this student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues,via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a memberof their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct -- leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.' THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

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