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Old 05-02-2010, 04:03 PM   #476
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Sorry just wanted to get in on this thread.

Over/under on 1 month in Myrtle before she sleeps with the baby's daddy?

I'm taking the under.
I say she dumps him 30 days after the apartment has been leased for a year.
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Old 05-02-2010, 04:05 PM   #477
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I say she dumps him 30 days after the apartment has been leased for a year.
No way she dumps him. She has sugar daddy and a roof. He already proved he will do what she wants including moving half way across the country.

She can have the best of both worlds if she wants!
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Old 05-02-2010, 04:07 PM   #478
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I say she dumps him 30 days after the apartment has been leased for a year.
I think she sticks with him for as long as she can. She has his income now to take care of herself and her kid and she doesn't have to do ****. There's no reason to **** that pampered situation up unless he can't actually afford it. She's already a giant no-no to most guys out there when it comes to a long term commitment. Again, there's no reason for her to ruin the situation she's in.
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Old 05-02-2010, 04:12 PM   #479
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No way she dumps him. She has sugar daddy and a roof. He already proved he will do what she wants including moving half way across the country.

She can have the best of both worlds if she wants!
You're forgetting that he doesn't have a job in SC
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Old 05-02-2010, 04:16 PM   #480
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I think she sticks with him for as long as she can. She has his income now to take care of herself and her kid and she doesn't have to do ****. There's no reason to **** that pampered situation up unless he can't actually afford it. She's already a giant no-no to most guys out there when it comes to a long term commitment. Again, there's no reason for her to ruin the situation she's in.
If that is all she wanted (financial security) she'd stay in Texas where he is already employed, there is a dick she craves in MB.
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Old 05-02-2010, 04:52 PM   #481
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If that is all she wanted (financial security) she'd stay in Texas where he is already employed, there is a dick she craves in MB.
Actually I think she's getting away from Texas to get him away from his family and friends. Gives her even more control over him.
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Old 05-02-2010, 05:07 PM   #482
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I think she sticks with him for as long as she can. She has his income now to take care of herself and her kid and she doesn't have to do ****. There's no reason to **** that pampered situation up unless he can't actually afford it. She's already a giant no-no to most guys out there when it comes to a long term commitment. Again, there's no reason for her to ruin the situation she's in.
She doesn't seem to use much logic, so don't be surprised to see her screw this situation up.
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Old 05-02-2010, 05:07 PM   #483
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She isnt going to let go of one vine until she has hold of another one, but she is spreading like mustard bet on it.
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Old 05-02-2010, 05:17 PM   #484
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You're forgetting that he doesn't have a job in SC
Well we are rational and level headed. She sees a guy with a good paycheck and thinks it just magically transfers state to state!

I still can't believe he is moving before he has a job lined up. In this economy the best job you have is the one you got.

What is a couple more months wait until you have a job lined up.
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Old 05-02-2010, 07:10 PM   #485
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Well we are rational and level headed. She sees a guy with a good paycheck and thinks it just magically transfers state to state!

I still can't believe he is moving before he has a job lined up. In this economy the best job you have is the one you got.

What is a couple more months wait until you have a job lined up.
You can find a gig if you want one.

You can't fix a broken female, no matter how badly you may want to.
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Old 05-02-2010, 07:16 PM   #486
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She isnt going to let go of one vine until she has hold of another one, but she is spreading like mustard bet on it.
oh no, keep Hotrod away from this thread...
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Old 05-02-2010, 08:04 PM   #487
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You can find a gig if you want one.

You can't fix a broken female, no matter how badly you may want to.
Of course you can find a gig. But will it be the gig you want? No, not always. Will he move to Myrtle Beach expecting to get an Accounting job in less than a week? Maybe he will but from I know about Myrtle Beach and this economy I wouldn't bet on it.

Its a tourist town that has been hit by the economy. Its not like there is a we are hiring Accountants in every window. I would be leery of moving to a town that relies almost entirely on tourist dollars.
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my favorite thing about this thread is that the best answer came with the first reply

yet, it will now go down in OM history

this is pretty great
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Old 05-02-2010, 09:46 PM   #489
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Tough situation but move along. She is gonna drag you down.

Thought I would chime in after 20 pages..haha
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Actually I think she's getting away from Texas to get him away from his family and friends. Gives her even more control over him.
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Old 05-02-2010, 11:37 PM   #491
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Sorry just wanted to get in on this thread.

Over/under on 1 month in Myrtle before she sleeps with the baby's daddy?

I'm taking the under.
you need a month? She wants to move back to where her life was terrible. She has baby's daddy back there to get it on within days of her sweet home alabama type of return. Yeee Haaaaaw!
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you need a month? She wants to move back to where her life was terrible. She has baby's daddy back there to get it on within days of her sweet home alabama type of return. Yeee Haaaaaw!
All the while she'll be lying in bed with her baby's daddy or some other dude while he sniffs coke (that they paid for with YOUR money) off of her chest while they laugh about the sucker simp that followed her all the way to Myrtle Beach and is at home taking care of the baby.

McFoneco- I cannot imagine her having an ounce of respect for you (esp after showing her the thread), and with what we know about your situation, do not be surprised if any of the mentioned scenarios turn out to be true.

You cannot turn a ho into a housewife. But congrats on your engagement and move anyhow.

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Old 05-03-2010, 10:25 AM   #493
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I'm actually curious as to if this girl gets child support payments. I'd like to know if she kept the kid for the money/thinking she's get it or because she didn't want to abort, or give it away for adoption.
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Old 05-03-2010, 10:26 AM   #494
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If he really loves her he will send her and her child on ahead rent them an apartment, send them most of his money every week while continuing to work in Texas and live with his parents so he can send as much money as possible until he has a job offer in MB. That is what a real man would do.
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If he really loves her he will send her and her child on ahead rent them an apartment, send them most of his money every week while continuing to work in Texas and live with his parents so he can send as much money as possible until he has a job offer in MB. That is what a real man would do.
That and two chicks at the same time!
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Old 05-03-2010, 10:30 AM   #496
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She has a job waiting for her.

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So any update?
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This thread really should be sent to the ring of fame soon. It's one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen, and unless it gets moved to it's rightful place, it runs the risk of being forgotten by some and lost to all...
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Old 05-04-2010, 09:22 PM   #499
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I can't wait for his follow up thread......So it burns when I pee now.
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