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Old 04-29-2010, 09:29 AM   #276
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This thread is still going?

At this point, I assume McFoneco is talking to Blue about a new forum name.
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Old 04-29-2010, 09:30 AM   #277
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This thread is still going?

At this point, I assume McFoneco is talking to Blue about a new forum name.
I asked for the supidist name to change to, but she said TheReverend was already taken.
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Old 04-29-2010, 09:33 AM   #278
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Hey since this is an advice thread, I figured i could ask for a little help too. I met this girl and we are in love very much. We make passionate love to Michael boltin and everything is going great. The only problem is her brother. I constantly have to bail that guy out of jail and he is always using my car. Worse, when he stays over she always sleeps in his room. She says that they are very close and that I should be a man and sleep in my own room. I don't know if the air condition is broken but they are always sweaty in there. I love her and am happy to run to the store for cigarettes and whip cream for them( that's what they like to eat I guess) and I keep my car gassed up for him all the time.

Anyways, she wanted me to buy hima condo and give him an allowance. I really love her, but her brother is taking precious time away from me that could be spent rubbing her back or watching our favorite Meg Ryan movies. What do you guys think I should do?
Sleep with the brother and see if she gets jealous
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Old 04-29-2010, 09:34 AM   #279
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Old 04-29-2010, 09:36 AM   #280
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You can be mad at me for giving you good advice all you want. I don't need to retaliate at all. Life is apparently doing a better job at that than I ever could.
He's 25, dude. He's got it all under control.


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Old 04-29-2010, 09:41 AM   #281
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He's 25, dude. He's got it all under control.


I wonder if he knows that every woman has a vagina
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Old 04-29-2010, 09:42 AM   #282
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I asked for the supidist name to change to, but she said TheReverend was already taken.
Rev may be a playboy, but the dude is pretty much the epitome of what women go after (Alpha Male). Has insane confidence, takes charge, works out, seems to have a job, financially stable, etc. He knows what he talks about.

When I was 20 I let a girl drag me around and it was it ended with me becoming the man and putting my foot down. I ended that **** on my own. Learned a lot through it, so maybe you need the experience too. That or you like being told what to do. I had tons of people telling me, **** no, don't get involved with her. I didn't move or anything crazy, but I was willing to. I was not thinking strait. Young and stupid as many say. So yeah... perhaps this is a needed experience.

BTW you spelled stupidest wrong.
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Old 04-29-2010, 09:44 AM   #283
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I asked for the supidist name to change to, but she said TheReverend was already taken.
Wheew! This means you are still alive and there is hope.
Tonight you will be visited by three spirits. The ghost of Crackheads Past, the gohst of Crackheads Present and the ghost of Crackheads Future.

They will all look like your fiance....
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Old 04-29-2010, 09:45 AM   #284
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that was soooo sweet... Wanna run off to myrtle beach together? I'll take care of you and your kid baby... It's us vs them.
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Old 04-29-2010, 09:49 AM   #285
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Why are you asshats so bent that the guy wouldn't listen to you? Look I happen to agree with at least half of 120% of what you said, but that doesn't make the openly hostile responses any less asinine than they are. Dude was gonnna do what he was gonna do, probably just curious as to what he'd get. Or for all you know this whole damn thread is someone punking the board (I could see that from any number of members).
Anyway, just an opinion from someone who does actually know what being a woman is about so quit using female body parts to insult each other cuz you know me and my girlie parts could totally hurt you in ways that would get me banned should I actually post such things.

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Old 04-29-2010, 09:51 AM   #286
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Rev may be a playboy, but the dude is pretty much the epitome of what women go after (Alpha Male). Has insane confidence, takes charge, works out, seems to have a job, financially stable, etc. He knows what he talks about.
Ahhh, it's Springtime and love is in the air.

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Why are you asshats so bent that the guy wouldn't listen to you? Look I happen to agree with at least half of 120% of what you said, but that doesn't make the openly hostile responses any less asinine than they are. Dude was gonnna do what he was gonna do, probably just curious as to what he'd get. Or for all you know this whole damn thread is someone punking the board (I could see that from any number of members).
Anyway, just an opinion from someone who does actually know what being a woman is about so quit using female body parts to insult each other cuz you know me and my girlie parts could totally hurt you in ways that would get me banned should I actually post such things.

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Old 04-29-2010, 09:57 AM   #288
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Sadly, he's acting like he's 15 with his "first love" after reading Romeo and Juliet in English class.

How many times do you think this ******* said these:

"As long as we have each other"

"You're all I need"

"I can't live without you"

"My family just doesn't understand us"

....and every other teenage cliche this desperate loser is finally living out at the age of twenty-****ing-five.
"It's just not fair!"
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He deserves the public ridicule. Attention-whoring immature problems on a message board that is as aggressive as the Mane and then admitting that you showed it to the girl? That is 100% pure fail.
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Old 04-29-2010, 09:59 AM   #290
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He's 25, dude. He's got it all under control.


He gives 25 year olds a bad name.
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He deserves the public ridicule. Attention-whoring immature problems on a message board that is as aggressive as the Mane and then admitting that you showed it to the girl? That is 100% pure fail.
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Old 04-29-2010, 10:02 AM   #292
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He deserves the public ridicule. Attention-whoring immature problems on a message board that is as aggressive as the Mane and then admitting that you showed it to the girl? That is 100% pure fail.
120% Fail.
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Old 04-29-2010, 10:28 AM   #294
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Still no info on the child custody situation, what the father is like and what kind of pain in the ass he will be etc etc. There are whole areas unexplored here that have the potential to keep this thread alive for my amusement.
The father is a huge issue here. For a couple reasons.

Now it's assumed that he's a deadbeat. He could stir up some trouble if he felt like it, or he could get pissed off that there is a new guy around with his child. Funny how people don't want something until somebody else has it.

On the flip side, what if he's not a deadbeat. What if he's actually a good guy, but the chick is just an ass. It's not really talked about, but some single moms are in that situation because of their own doing. There are fathers out there who want to be in their child's life, but some crazy mother is not letting that happen.

If this woman is a single mom because she ran the guy off or won't let him be a father to his child, then homie is extra screwed.
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Old 04-29-2010, 11:11 AM   #295
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One thing is bugging me. When people say that he's young, so now is the time to take risks because he can bounce back. That's just bad logic. Lets say he takes the risk and it fails. Well we all already know that he's going to knock this chick up. So when it fails he's screwed. You don't want a crazy baby's momma in your life, and it's not fair to your kid.

If there was no kid involved... I still wouldn't do it (high school drop out with no job no thanks), but I could see that it's not a horrible risk because it would be easy to break off. With this kid there, she sees him as a guy who can take care of her and her child, so she's going to try to lock him by having another kid. The reason why I wouldn't do it even if there isn't a kid involved is because she'd probably want a kid just to keep the relationship baby. That happens all the time.
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Old 04-29-2010, 11:19 AM   #296
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No doubt.

Vasectomies are reversible. Don't rely on condoms or any other form of birth control. Get one.......now.
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Old 04-29-2010, 11:31 AM   #297
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No doubt.

Vasectomies are reversible. Don't rely on condoms or any other form of birth control. Get one.......now.
man I wish someone had told my brother...
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Old 04-29-2010, 11:38 AM   #298
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What a bunch of drama queens LMAO. I see a bunch of man cards that need to be turned in here.

Let the poor guy learn some life lessons.

Oh no's... he's going to move away from mommy & daddy. He's going to leave the only job in the entire world. And worse... leave Texas. You can't leave TX. WTF.

Please tell me some of you have more balls than this.

Yes, we're looking at a 90% fail rate here. So what, lifes messy. Live life or go back to living in your parents basement.

Double stack the condoms, keep some scratch back for plan B, and always have plan C on the burner.

Live life, follow your passions and don't be a scared little p***Y.

btw, showing her this thread was an epic fail.
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