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Old 04-28-2010, 12:58 PM   #176
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Sounds like a manipulative, stupid, b****, but he's in for the p***Y. This guy really does need to grow a pair.
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:00 PM   #177
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My girlfriend just recently pulled a Lorraina Bobbit on me because I work too much. Even though I'm taking care of her and her 3 illigitimate kids, she thinks I'm too independent. I really don't mind not having a penis because I never used it much with her anyway. The one time she did catch me jagging off in the shower, she laughed at me and then told all her friends.

Now she's coming home late all the time and I get the feeling she's not really interested in us.

Should I sew my penis back on and be done with this relationship, or should I keep letting her kick me in the guts? I know it's a tuff decision, but sometimes I just feel like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

What should I do?
Does she have a basement? If so, take an Ambien and report the results.
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:03 PM   #178
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I can't quote as I don't want to see that picture again but... wow... definitely not cool.

I move to revoke the previous statement of this thread needing pics. All in favor?
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:05 PM   #179
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This is Saving Silverman in real life.....


Mcfoneco- is Darren
Mcfonecos Girl- Judith (amanda peet is hawt too)
Jack black- Requim- in the movie jack black is gay- fits perfectly!
other friend- someone step up. You get the puss and a handy and get to punch her teeth out.




Now someone fly down to SC and kindap the biotch.
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:07 PM   #180
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I thought you were simply a young man smitten by a crafty chick and on your way to making a mistake and learning an expensive life lesson....but to show her this thread tells me that she has you gut hooked and can reel you all over the place without a worry or care of you shaking the hook....unless she decides to move on and cut the line when the time is right.

She may get back to South Carolina and start running with her dirt bag friends and decide you don't fit into her life's plans any longer.

Don't b**** about this post....you wanted advice and opinions from neutral people.

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Old 04-28-2010, 01:08 PM   #181
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I can't quote as I don't want to see that picture again but... wow... definitely not cool.

I move to revoke the previous statement of this thread needing pics. All in favor?
eh. fair enough.
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:14 PM   #182
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:15 PM   #183
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McFoneco, turn in your man card please. It's been revoked.
He'll just need a second to fish it out of his man purse.
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:16 PM   #184
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:19 PM   #185
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Classic thread.

By the way, who gives a ****? Stop acting like you're moving to another planet.
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:26 PM   #186
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HE SHOWED HER THE THREAD?

This guy needs to immediately turn in his nuts and be kicked out of the Man Club.

Where's that "Get the fk out" gif?
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:27 PM   #187
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Does she have a basement? If so, take an Ambien and report the results.
even the lurkers are coming out! You know many read threads and not post. When they do, you get a gem like this. If you dont know what he is talking about, go to search and type in Ambien. AWESOME! REP!
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:28 PM   #188
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Dear Meck77,

My girlfriend just recently pulled a Lorraina Bobbit on me because I work too much. Even though I'm taking care of her and her 3 illigitimate kids, she thinks I'm too independent. I really don't mind not having a penis because I never used it much with her anyway. The one time she did catch me jagging off in the shower, she laughed at me and then told all her friends.

Now she's coming home late all the time and I get the feeling she's not really interested in us.

Should I sew my penis back on and be done with this relationship, or should I keep letting her kick me in the guts? I know it's a tuff decision, but sometimes I just feel like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

What should I do?
RJ quit feeling sorry for yourself. So she cut off your tool. Big deal!

I know you may feel your life is in her hands but that just isn't the case.



Get back out there! You still have a chance unlike McFoneco!

Strap one on if you have to!
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:30 PM   #189
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HE SHOWED HER THE THREAD?

This guy needs to immediately turn in his nuts and be kicked out of the Man Club.

Where's that "Get the fk out" gif?
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:30 PM   #190
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I bet she bans him from the OMane too.
If I was TJ, I would have done it after he posted that he showed her this thread.
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:35 PM   #191
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Dear Meck77,

My girlfriend just recently pulled a Lorraina Bobbit on me because I work too much. Even though I'm taking care of her and her 3 illigitimate kids, she thinks I'm too independent. I really don't mind not having a penis because I never used it much with her anyway. The one time she did catch me jagging off in the shower, she laughed at me and then told all her friends.

Now she's coming home late all the time and I get the feeling she's not really interested in us.

Should I sew my penis back on and be done with this relationship, or should I keep letting her kick me in the guts? I know it's a tuff decision, but sometimes I just feel like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

What should I do?
There is hope for you. Watch this video by King Missle
http://www.spike.com/video/king-missile/2789667
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:37 PM   #192
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HE SHOWED HER THE THREAD?

This guy needs to immediately turn in his nuts and be kicked out of the Man Club.

Where's that "Get the fk out" gif?
Good job rev on probably the one post that McFonecowhipped took as advice. Follow your heart? He came in because he was confused. Follow your heart? Sounds like liberal crap to me. Brains is what he needed to follow.
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:38 PM   #193
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This is some funny ****.

All I'm saying is, "Don't knock her up."

Then you're stuck with her ass in some capacity for at least 18 years.
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:38 PM   #194
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:38 PM   #195
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Okay guys, here you go:
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:40 PM   #196
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Okay guys, here you go:
I guess a vote on this is to take place. Thank you for posting it.
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:41 PM   #197
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:41 PM   #198
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McFoneco...might want to subscribe to this mag.


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Old 04-28-2010, 01:43 PM   #199
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Okay guys, here you go:
Somebody burn that b****!
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:44 PM   #200
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Did anyone notice that the thread title said "Serious please"? Just sayin....
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