Whiskey - The Orange Mane

Swedish Extrovert · 04-08-2010, 10:14 PM

My fraternity's advisor is a big whiskey guy. Bourbon. He's also helping me with the LSAT and going to write my law school recomendation this October.

I want to get him a nice, relatively expensive but not extravagant, bottle of something good.

Any recommendations?

Requiem · 04-08-2010, 10:18 PM

Seal the deal with a blowjob, make sure he isn't whiskey-dicked. LSAT, huh? People say I should take that. Maybe I will after graduation. Lawyer huh? What kinda law you wanna dabble your dingleberries in? You should get him weed and Absynth instead. Maybe drop some LSD with him.

crawdad · 04-08-2010, 10:21 PM

Get him a bottle of Crown Royal

MrPeepers · 04-08-2010, 10:21 PM

woodford 30-35$ pretty smooth.

Raidersbane · 04-08-2010, 10:25 PM

Middleton's Irish. I know it's not bourbon but take it from one who has dedicated himself to this hobby of sampling whisky (or whiskey if you prefer) of all sorts be they derived from barley, corn or rye. He will thank you, and if he shares.......you will understand.

sirhcyennek81 · 04-08-2010, 10:27 PM

Glenlivet. Scottish Malt Whiskey.

Or go with the BJ while getting him plastered on Johnny Walker.

Either way.

Requiem · 04-08-2010, 10:28 PM

Are you his fraternity adviser Sir? So hot.

sirhcyennek81 · 04-08-2010, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Requiem

Are you his fraternity adviser Sir? So hot.

. No. Not a bourbon guy.

Requiem · 04-08-2010, 10:31 PM

If I bought you a Tom Collins would you drink it, sweetheart?

sirhcyennek81 · 04-08-2010, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Requiem

If I bought you a Tom Collins would you drink it, sweetheart?

...no? What is a tom collins?

Blueflame · 04-08-2010, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by sirhcyennek81

...no? What is a tom collins?

Liquor type = Gin

sirhcyennek81 · 04-08-2010, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Blueflame

Liquor type = Gin

I see. Gin and tonics are good.

Requiem · 04-08-2010, 10:41 PM

It has gin, lemon juice, sugar and carbonated water. Cherries often on top. I like it. My grandma always orders them when we go out to dinner. Old fashioned drink for sure, dates back well over 120+ years.

Bronco CB40 · 04-08-2010, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by sirhcyennek81

Glenlivet. Scottish Malt Whiskey.

I second this recommendation.

sirhcyennek81 · 04-08-2010, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Requiem

It has gin, lemon juice, sugar and carbonated water. Cherries often on top. I like it. My grandma always orders them when we go out to dinner. Old fashioned drink for sure, dates back well over 120+ years.

I like amaretto sours, whiskey sours, cranberry and vodka, beer. A few years ago I drank jaeger and redbull alot...it is so mind numbing when your brain is screaming at you to go to sleep but your body is so jazzed you could **** a hole through a steel wall twice.

Requiem · 04-08-2010, 10:46 PM

You're gonna like it when I slap your ass after we have a few vodka cranberries and Tom Collins'.

azbroncfan · 04-08-2010, 10:47 PM

High West whiskey out of park city Utah is good.

sirhcyennek81 · 04-08-2010, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Requiem

You're gonna like it when I slap your ass after we have a few vodka cranberries and Tom Collins'.

Promises, promises. Cranberry vodka is as gay as I get with alcohol. So the Collinses is all yours.

Requiem · 04-08-2010, 10:50 PM

**** you a-hole. I thought we'd get to talk anthropology over some sexy drinks and maybe fool around. God damn I wanna die.

sirhcyennek81 · 04-08-2010, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Requiem

**** you a-hole. I thought we'd get to talk anthropology over some sexy drinks and maybe fool around. God damn I wanna die.

Tom Collins does not sound sexy.

Requiem · 04-08-2010, 10:55 PM

How about my red pubes?

SouthStndJunkie · 04-08-2010, 10:59 PM

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How about my red pubes?

Fire in the hole!

sirhcyennek81 · 04-08-2010, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Requiem

How about my red pubes?

Never had a fire crotch before. Could be fun.

This is the oddest thread I have ever been involved in.

Los Broncos · 04-08-2010, 11:07 PM

Big whiskey fan here as well.

Jack Daniels single barrel select on the rocks cut with a bit of water.

Good friends are hard to come by.

Swedish Extrovert · 04-08-2010, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Iron Clady

Big whiskey fan here as well.

Jack Daniels single barrel select on the rocks cut with a bit of water.

Good friends are hard to come by.

I don't want to get him Jack. Everybody in Lambda drinks Jack. We go through like 8 fifths of jack and a couple 30 racks of Keystone a day.

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04-08-2010, 10:18 PM	#2
Requiem ~~~ ~ ~ ~ Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Earth Division Posts: 19,595 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gilgamesh	Seal the deal with a blowjob, make sure he isn't whiskey-dicked. LSAT, huh? People say I should take that. Maybe I will after graduation. Lawyer huh? What kinda law you wanna dabble your dingleberries in? You should get him weed and Absynth instead. Maybe drop some LSD with him.

04-08-2010, 10:21 PM	#3
crawdad IL Oldest Bronco Maniac Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Decatur, IL Posts: 4,938 Adopt-a-Bronco: Bay Bay	Get him a bottle of Crown Royal

04-08-2010, 10:21 PM	#4
MrPeepers Ring of Famer Remember Darrent Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: AZ/CO Littleton Posts: 1,368 Adopt-a-Bronco: TBD	woodford 30-35$ pretty smooth.

04-08-2010, 10:25 PM	#5
Raidersbane Pro Bowler Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Along the Chesapeake Posts: 744	Middleton's Irish. I know it's not bourbon but take it from one who has dedicated himself to this hobby of sampling whisky (or whiskey if you prefer) of all sorts be they derived from barley, corn or rye. He will thank you, and if he shares.......you will understand.

04-08-2010, 10:27 PM	#6
sirhcyennek81 Yes...swooping is bad... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Florence, Colorado Posts: 20,679 Adopt-a-Bronco: All of them.	Glenlivet. Scottish Malt Whiskey. Or go with the BJ while getting him plastered on Johnny Walker. Either way.

04-08-2010, 10:28 PM	#7
Requiem ~~~ ~ ~ ~ Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Earth Division Posts: 19,595 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gilgamesh	Are you his fraternity adviser Sir? So hot.

04-08-2010, 10:31 PM	#9
Requiem ~~~ ~ ~ ~ Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Earth Division Posts: 19,595 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gilgamesh	If I bought you a Tom Collins would you drink it, sweetheart?

04-08-2010, 10:41 PM	#13
Requiem ~~~ ~ ~ ~ Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Earth Division Posts: 19,595 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gilgamesh	It has gin, lemon juice, sugar and carbonated water. Cherries often on top. I like it. My grandma always orders them when we go out to dinner. Old fashioned drink for sure, dates back well over 120+ years.

04-08-2010, 10:46 PM	#16
Requiem ~~~ ~ ~ ~ Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Earth Division Posts: 19,595 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gilgamesh	You're gonna like it when I slap your ass after we have a few vodka cranberries and Tom Collins'.

04-08-2010, 10:47 PM	#17
azbroncfan Ring of Famer Angry guntoting,meateating AMERICAN Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Scottsdale Posts: 8,669 Adopt-a-Bronco: TEBOW	High West whiskey out of park city Utah is good.

04-08-2010, 10:50 PM	#19
Requiem ~~~ ~ ~ ~ Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Earth Division Posts: 19,595 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gilgamesh	**** you a-hole. I thought we'd get to talk anthropology over some sexy drinks and maybe fool around. God damn I wanna die.

04-08-2010, 10:55 PM	#21
Requiem ~~~ ~ ~ ~ Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Earth Division Posts: 19,595 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gilgamesh	How about my red pubes?

04-08-2010, 11:07 PM	#24
Los Broncos Ring of farmers Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Anaheim Hills, Santa Ana Mountains CA Posts: 18,766 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ryan Clady	Big whiskey fan here as well. Jack Daniels single barrel select on the rocks cut with a bit of water. Good friends are hard to come by.