This will leave a mark....

[Paladin]

2 Wis. women reach plea deals in penis-gluing case

The Associated Press
Tucson, Arizona | Published: 12.14.2009

CHILTON, Wis. — Two Wisconsin women accused of seeking revenge on a cheating lover by gluing his penis to his stomach have reached plea deals.
Forty-eight-year-old Therese Ziemann, of Menasha, was accused of doing the actual gluing. She pleaded no contest Monday to reduced charges of disorderly conduct and misdemeanor battery.

Her sister, 43-year-old Michelle Belliveau, of Neenah, pleaded no contest to disorderly conduct.

District attorney Ken Kratz agreed not to seek jail time for either one.
The women allegedly lured the 37-year-old Fond du Lac man to a motel and tied him to a bed in July.

A third defendant pleaded not guilty last month to false imprisonment. A false-imprisonment charge against the man’s wife was dropped earlier.

[bowtown]

And the hits just keep coming for Tiger.

[TheElusiveKyleOrton]

So will this...

[Smiling Assassin27]

37-year-old Fond du Lac man

Say that 5 times in a row...sounds kinda funny in light of the story.

[DenverBrit]

Originally Posted by bowtown

And the hits just keep coming for Tiger.

Tragically, yes.

Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity

The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”

[Smiling Assassin27]

Originally Posted by ThatOneDenverMooseGuy

So will this...

Boom Boom Pow

[epicSocialism4tw]

Originally Posted by DenverBrit

Tragically, yes.

Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity

The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”

Oh goodness.

[epicSocialism4tw]

AAAAAHHHHH!

I think that its fair to say that these bum-ugly penis-gluers are probably out of the dating circuit for awhile...there's always the lesbian option though.

[DomCasual]

Originally Posted by McSkillet

AAAAAHHHHH!

I think that its fair to say that these bum-ugly penis-gluers are probably out of the dating circuit for awhile...there's always the lesbian option though.

Spider would hit all of them, except for the one on the bottom left. She, he would only hit if he was inebriated.

[Smiling Assassin27]

Originally Posted by DomCasual

Spider would hit all of them, except for the one on the bottom left. She, he would only hit if he was inebriated.

She'd have to be pretty sauced herself..

[watermock]

Sharpton is a piece of work.

[Ambiguous]

Originally Posted by DenverBrit

Tragically, yes.

Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity

The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”

Oh for Christ sake, seriously?

[Bronco Yoda]

[DomCasual]

Originally Posted by McAmbiguous

Oh for Christ sake, seriously?

I'm thinking it's satire.

[DenverBrit]

Originally Posted by DomCasual

I'm thinking it's satire.

It was too subtle for some.

[Kyle]

It sure is great being from WI. serial killers and penis gluers. We are mighty lucky.

[elsid13]

Originally Posted by McSkillet

AAAAAHHHHH!

I think that its fair to say that these bum-ugly penis-gluers are probably out of the dating circuit for awhile...there's always the lesbian option though.

I HIT IT(s) ~ Spider

[bowtown]

Originally Posted by DenverBrit

It was too subtle for some.

Yeah, but it's hard to blame them. With Sharpton you just never know.

[SJ Bronco]

Originally Posted by ThatOneDenverMooseGuy

So will this...

They are trying to make this hit illegal in HS football

[watermock]

http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jiha...ress-diversity.

[watermock]

BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods Diagnosed With “Restless 3rd Leg Syndrome”2





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In preparation for his upcoming divorce Tiger Woods has sought the help of the medical community to justify his adulterous actions. CelebJihad has obtained an official diagnosis that found Woods is a victim of “restless 3rd leg syndrome,” a disease commonly found in men over 30 that frequently travel and engage in contact with cocktail waitresses.



The official syndrome is described as a sleep disorder characterized by 3rd leg discomfort during sleep, which can only be relieved by finding a warm pocket of strange and banging away at it. Victims of this disorder are known to be so affected that they will risk a billion dollar empire in exchange for a five-minute romp with a skanky restaurant hostess.



Woods is expected to use this diagnosis in divorce court to prove that he was not at fault in the destruction of his marriage and blame his wife, Elin, for not supporting him in his battle with the disease.

[fdf]

Originally Posted by DenverBrit

Tragically, yes.

Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity

The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”

This has to be a parody piece. Sharpton is a race huckster. But he's not stupid.

[Captain 'Dre]

Originally Posted by DomCasual

I'm thinking it's satire.

Thanks for the clarification!

[RhymesayersDU]

Epic thread.

[McDman]

Originally Posted by fdf

This has to be a parody piece. Sharpton is a race huckster. But he's not stupid.

No, he's pretty stupid.