SURVIVOR VI: Death by Sandbox

[JCMElway]

WHOOOOOOO! Yeah!

What's up b****es? I'll tell you what's up!

SCOREBOARD MUTHA****AS!!!!!

All you whiners, haters, and excuse givers, screw you!! The title is mine and I now go down in history as champion, while you wallow in obscurity. SUCK IT.

None of the final three deserves a vote? Sounds like sour grapes to me, morons. Just because your strategy sucks and fails you EVERY YEAR, don't moan and pout that we don't play the game and are just voted in by happenstance. You don't know what the finalists do in the background. If you did you'd probably have voted us off when you had the chance. You know, when you were still in the game? That was a brief time, I know.

Oh, and a nice shout out to playing the game in 20/20 hindsight. "You're lucky my bucket list was a little off, you're lucky my internet went out, you're lucky Boob was blowing me at the voting deadline. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Seriously. Sack up idiots! Lots of things happen in a game and you didn't get the job done. Period. Life sucks, buy a helmet.

And if any of you are angered by this game in real life, GET OVER YOURSELF. AmesJ turned on our alliance because he was having fun and trying to get ratings. You don't see me crying about unfair play and pitching a fit. Instead, I JUST ****ING KILLED HIM IN THE GAME. (And it was my votes in the blackout round that nailed him. Neat, huh?) Do you see Ames or myself hating each other's guts? Nope, we'll be back on the Mane commenting on McDip**** and Cutler the Gutless Lying Drunk and we'll be buddies. If you are still mad about the game, GROW UP.

I thought about calling people out by name, but I don't need to. You know who you are. We know who's strategy sucks every year, we know who backstabs allies for no good reason and PMs drunk while beating off to gay porn, we know who can't separate fantasy from reality and lives in a FEMA trailer in a backwater hick state, we know who thinks he's clever by spelling his name backwards and making a lame-ass joke every post, We know who thinks he's God's gift to survivor, we know who posts drunks and b****es when his amazing inebriated strategy goes wrong, we know who has penis envy (dave,) we know who whines about the cable being out and not getting to vote (go to a LIBRARY,) and we know who wastes entire days neg repping other players because they have nothing better to do. We know who you are. I just have to say that it is great to win Survivor, simply to BEAT ALL OF YOUR PATHETIC ASSES.

You know one of the only guys in this game I respect is Broncobiv, and that's just for his closing rant. He had to be a ****ing loser in the first place to get my respect. Ah well, at least he has a piece of Survivor history as well. JUST NOT THE SURVIVOR CHAMPIONSHIP PART.

As I sign off, I'd just like to say that I am the Champion, and you're all sucking hind teat. Go back to your sad, humdrum lives with the realization that you're not even successful in your fantasy life. And always remember, that in Survivor 6:

YOU SUCK

I RULE!!!!

Chew on that, A-Holes!

[CBF1]

Gracious winner... Mom and dad are proud

[CBF1]

Originally Posted by baja

Oh and CBF1 spent enough time to neg rep me a -10,000

10k is very little time for me. I will get back to that when we get back from the long weekend.

[gunns]

Originally Posted by JCMElway

WHOOOOOOO! Yeah!

What's up b****es? I'll tell you what's up!

SCOREBOARD MUTHA****AS!!!!!

All you whiners, haters, and excuse givers, screw you!! The title is mine and I now go down in history as champion, while you wallow in obscurity. SUCK IT.

None of the final three deserves a vote? Sounds like sour grapes to me, morons. Just because your strategy sucks and fails you EVERY YEAR, don't moan and pout that we don't play the game and are just voted in by happenstance. You don't know what the finalists do in the background. If you did you'd probably have voted us off when you had the chance. You know, when you were still in the game? That was a brief time, I know.

Oh, and a nice shout out to playing the game in 20/20 hindsight. "You're lucky my bucket list was a little off, you're lucky my internet went out, you're lucky Boob was blowing me at the voting deadline. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Seriously. Sack up idiots! Lots of things happen in a game and you didn't get the job done. Period. Life sucks, buy a helmet.

And if any of you are angered by this game in real life, GET OVER YOURSELF. AmesJ turned on our alliance because he was having fun and trying to get ratings. You don't see me crying about unfair play and pitching a fit. Instead, I JUST ****ING KILLED HIM IN THE GAME. (And it was my votes in the blackout round that nailed him. Neat, huh?) Do you see Ames or myself hating each other's guts? Nope, we'll be back on the Mane commenting on McDip**** and Cutler the Gutless Lying Drunk and we'll be buddies. If you are still mad about the game, GROW UP.

I thought about calling people out by name, but I don't need to. You know who you are. We know who's strategy sucks every year, we know who backstabs allies for no good reason and PMs drunk while beating off to gay porn, we know who can't separate fantasy from reality and lives in a FEMA trailer in a backwater hick state, we know who thinks he's clever by spelling his name backwards and making a lame-ass joke every post, We know who thinks he's God's gift to survivor, we know who posts drunks and b****es when his amazing inebriated strategy goes wrong, we know who has penis envy (dave,) we know who whines about the cable being out and not getting to vote (go to a LIBRARY,) and we know who wastes entire days neg repping other players because they have nothing better to do. We know who you are. I just have to say that it is great to win Survivor, simply to BEAT ALL OF YOUR PATHETIC ASSES.

You know one of the only guys in this game I respect is Broncobiv, and that's just for his closing rant. He had to be a ****ing loser in the first place to get my respect. Ah well, at least he has a piece of Survivor history as well. JUST NOT THE SURVIVOR CHAMPIONSHIP PART.

As I sign off, I'd just like to say that I am the Champion, and you're all sucking hind teat. Go back to your sad, humdrum lives with the realization that you're not even successful in your fantasy life. And always remember, that in Survivor 6:

YOU SUCK

I RULE!!!!

Chew on that, A-Holes!

Nice victory meltdown!

[alkemical]

Originally Posted by TheReverend

Now that the game's over I want to give some credits:

bowtown, SureShot, and orange&blue. you guys came up huge, especially in the trust department and were reliable on a daily basis. I'm EXTREMELY happy at least two of you got to the final 3... though I was SURE keeping you guys downlow would get all 3 in.

apa and med. we started planning from before day one, and they taught me a ridiculous amount fast and helped curb my innate blood thirst. I, or my fireteam, obviously wouldn't have gone nearly as far without you guys. My biggest regret in this game was miscounting the day Mediator got voted off. We were soooooo close and could've had it locked in, but Med wanted to take the fall for Amesj and Gunns.

and of course Hotrod. After the target got placed on Apa, we needed another inside man. no one could've done the job better.

Also thanks to Falconer and JCM, although you two were more of Apa's guys than mine.

Honorable mentions:
Broncobiv
bfoflcommish
vance
(sorry, you 3)
gunns, despite leaking everything we ever fed you
amesjosh, despite giving me a headache on a daily basis from your sheer unpredictability

Also to:
TheDave and CBF for the most transparent and fun blackout round ever. Close fight, but I did tell you.

Everyone else:

Hey, that's what happens from the outset when noone would return my PM's. I had to make deals round to round - I had my short list of 5 people i wanted gone right away - and i just took advantage of every option i could.

At the very end, when i held death's hand - i knew i was dead - i wasn't going to trade my votes for anything other than ****ing some **** up.

I figured if i hung around long enough - the votes i stuck to you early could be the balance shifter - like it was vs. Med. Med took the fall for me - but i also was able to set things up to take advantage of it.

You think it was unpredictable - but really - i had a plan - i just had to be very flexible with it - and i knew being shut out of the "teams" - the longer i was around - A) The bigger the target i had & B) the more chaos i could cause.

My only regret is wasn't aware of how serious some people take this game and do all sorts of planning "off site". To me, that really takes a lot of the fun out of it - and also galvanized my opinion for taking out my short list of people as fast as i could.

If some dumb mother ****ers here would have returned my PM's early (YOU ****ING SHEEP) i could have probably did even greater damage.

Everyone wants to talk about trust....Man i didn't trust anyone. I just went with my gut on who was actually more honest about their intentions. I know sooner or later everyone's gonna try to screw someone else.

So from the beginning when i felt played...i just did what i had to do.

It's why for some guys early i voted for (Conklin) - i figured from the beginning if you knew i'd vote for you - chances are - i wasn't going to do it again until later...and it'd be blood for blood. Sometimes sacrifice is more of a trade.


I then had to vote for JCMElway - he won overwhelmingly anyway - but he did a good job this game and i owed him one.


But all in all i had a hand in getting conklin, ark, thedave, screwed apa & therev - what more could you ask for?

[alkemical]

Originally Posted by orange&blue

Amesj:



Can we make up now?

Sure, and you can be on my team next year.....

[TheReverend]

Originally Posted by amesj523

But all in all i had a hand in getting conklin, ark, thedave, screwed apa & therev - what more could you ask for?

[alkemical]

Originally Posted by TheReverend

I voted for you in the blackout rounds. I figured it'd be more of a showdown towards the end.

You can say you tried to recruit me - but you didn't really offer me anything. Just kept telling me to stand by with no information.

That doesn't work - so from the beginning my list was apa, conklin, ark, cbs, med, thedave, dortoh... You...were identified as a player early - so i wanted to make sure that if it came down to it - i was trying to set it up ahead of the curve.

I didn't make it to take you out directly - but i stuck you with votes - but only in the blackout rounds.

[alkemical]

I really couldn't trust baja either. I know he'd flip to fast and easy.

JCMElway i knew was connected up early.

[vancejohnson82]

geez, so now that this is over where do I go to see grown (apparently) straight men make homosexual passes at each other via internet message board??


Conklin, can you get on that?

[TheReverend]

Originally Posted by amesj523

I voted for you in the blackout rounds. I figured it'd be more of a showdown towards the end.

You can say you tried to recruit me - but you didn't really offer me anything. Just kept telling me to stand by with no information.

That doesn't work - so from the beginning my list was apa, conklin, ark, cbs, med, thedave, dortoh... You...were identified as a player early - so i wanted to make sure that if it came down to it - i was trying to set it up ahead of the curve.

I didn't make it to take you out directly - but i stuck you with votes - but only in the blackout rounds.

No, I offered to recruit you from even before the game! I'm not go ahead and expose everyone I'm playing with. I didn't even give that info to O&B, SureShot and Bowtown until we were halfway through with the game!

As for the blackout round votes, it's all good josh.

[Old Dude]

Perma link to the supplemental threads:

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=78110

[alkemical]

Originally Posted by TheReverend

No, I offered to recruit you from even before the game! I'm not go ahead and expose everyone I'm playing with. I didn't even give that info to O&B, SureShot and Bowtown until we were halfway through with the game!

As for the blackout round votes, it's all good josh.

lol - i just never felt it was a solid deal. It wasn't so much against you - as it was who ever else you were working with - and since lots of variables weren't answered - it wasn't a good pitch to me.

[JCMElway]

Thanks for the rep, everyone. I was robbed of my being killed meltdown, so decided to have a couple of different approaches to a victory speech.

Anyway, it was, as usual, a blast. Can't wait til next year.

[TheDave]

Originally Posted by JCMElway

Thanks for the rep, everyone. I was robbed of my being killed meltdown, so decided to have a couple of different approaches to a victory speech.

Anyway, it was, as usual, a blast. Can't wait til next year.

Welcome to the club...

[alkemical]

It was fun all - i was surprised i lasted as many rounds as i did.

I'm glad i could make things exciting....

I loved it when i'd send my vote in and OD would respond:

"Your votes are always so entertaining"

[worm]

Awesome victory rant JCM!

[SaPhen]

I was always confused as to what Sandbox means. So...lets compare Eve to say WoW a game that is cited as a "theme park" game, what things does EVE have in it that are different than WoW that make it a sandbox?

And im not asking what makes a game completely sandbox, just what makes it more sandbox than another game?

[broncosteven]

Originally Posted by SaPhen

I was always confused as to what Sandbox means. So...lets compare Eve to say WoW a game that is cited as a "theme park" game, what things does EVE have in it that are different than WoW that make it a sandbox?

And im not asking what makes a game completely sandbox, just what makes it more sandbox than another game?

ammmmmmmmm...

Welcome to the forum..?

[Punisher]

Stay away from the sandbox,no man has come back from the sandbox.

Besides Dio hes The Holy Diver

[DenverBound]

Can someone please explain WTF this is?

[SureShot]

Originally Posted by DenverBound

Can someone please explain WTF this is?

[DenverBound]

Originally Posted by SureShot

Noted.

[Conklin]

Originally Posted by DenverBound

Can someone please explain WTF this is?

read every post in this thread, i'd love to hear your explanation of what this is

[bowtown]

I think there's also a private message board somewhere that goes into greater detail. Ask Conklin to get you the log in info.