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Old 10-28-2009, 10:58 AM   #26
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"Gorgeous, tall, buxom blonde"...?? There looks to be some mileage on that odometer..
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Old 10-28-2009, 11:03 AM   #27
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Were you a minor when you first got laid and if not why?
Actually I got a hooker when I was 15 and now I'm a career criminal. I had to start robbing people so I can pay for this 300 lb hooker in a wheel chair down the street. Stupid whores ruined my life.
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Old 10-28-2009, 11:05 AM   #28
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Actually I got a hooker when I was 15 and now I'm a career criminal. I had to start robbing people so I can pay for this 300 lb hooker in a wheel chair down the street. Stupid whores ruined my life.
I can get you a much better deal in Mexico. You already have herpes right.
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Old 10-28-2009, 11:07 AM   #29
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Actually I got a hooker when I was 15 and now I'm a career criminal. I had to start robbing people so I can pay for this 300 lb hooker in a wheel chair down the street. Stupid whores ruined my life.
Trust me. Smart whores aren't much better.
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Old 10-28-2009, 11:08 AM   #30
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Actually I got a hooker when I was 15 and now I'm a career criminal. I had to start robbing people so I can pay for this 300 lb hooker in a wheel chair down the street. Stupid whores ruined my life.
You think you have it bad? Bet you still have your nose....

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Old 10-28-2009, 11:08 AM   #31
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does anyone else still find it strange when they start quoting facebook/myspace posts? I'm assuming that's what they were referring to but I don't believe they were specific. Okay, yep, there it is. Facebook. And it looks like that's where they got most of their information about her. Just bizarre. I mean, are we really legitimizing social networking sites as anything more than mindless babble?
What the hell do you mean? I just saw a guy from here tell us everything we need to know on his myspace page. Hot chicks, college ed, bands, "friends". In fact, that lady looks very familiar to BW's babes.
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Old 10-28-2009, 12:24 PM   #32
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In Texas, she looks like a 4 but, for Philly, that's probably a 7.

A TRUE Phillie fan would want to know if she can close.
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Old 10-28-2009, 01:27 PM   #33
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In Texas, she looks like a 4 but, for Philly, that's probably a 7.

A TRUE Phillie fan would want to know if she can close.
Cosign. Girls up north AIN'T NEARLY as hot--and since Philly is my home area--I can vouch from personal experience---
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Old 10-28-2009, 02:16 PM   #34
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Just heard on the radio. Some radio station gave the woman two series tickets. What a world, what a world.
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Old 10-28-2009, 02:48 PM   #35
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Ya like women have never screwed for stuff before.

Do you feel safer that our police are saving us from these dangerous women?
QFT. I guess all of us who put a ring on our wife's finger should be expecting the police to knock on the door any minute.
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Old 10-28-2009, 02:48 PM   #36
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Didn't some chick sell her Virginity on eBay a few years back?
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Old 10-28-2009, 02:58 PM   #37
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god forbid cops go after actual criminals instead of some desperate chick looking to give head for World Series tix.

pathetic
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Old 10-28-2009, 03:45 PM   #38
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Didn't some chick sell her Virginity on eBay a few years back?
About 2-3 months ago a HOT Dominican girl sold her virginity to the highest bidder on ebay. If I'm not mistaken, the catch was that the dude had to live in DR and make the payment in cash somehow. The highest bid was ~$3000 USD which is a fortune in the Republic lol.
She had said that she needed the $ to finish up school. I'm guessing she was a business major lol
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Old 10-28-2009, 04:58 PM   #39
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little known fact... the only difference between prostitution and pornography is the camera... so if you carry a video camera your just making a porn and paying the "actress".
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Old 10-28-2009, 05:16 PM   #40
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Ya like women have never screwed for stuff before.

Do you feel safer that our police are saving us from these dangerous women?
Exactly. I guess they are going to have start arresting virtually any women that has "climbed" her way up the corporate ladder.
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Old 10-28-2009, 07:16 PM   #41
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god forbid cops go after actual criminals instead of some desperate chick looking to give head for World Series tix.

pathetic
Meanwhile the guy who killed Darrent Williams still hasn't been caught.
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Old 10-28-2009, 07:29 PM   #42
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And to think the Police actually invested time and deparment resources for this "sting" operation. Like others have said, the Police have other more important things to do.
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Old 10-28-2009, 07:34 PM   #43
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Meanwhile the guy who killed Darrent Williams still hasn't been caught.
Whoa man... hold up there. You wouldn't want them to do something dangerous would you?
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