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Spider · 01-08-2009, 09:15 PM

they shut me down , put me out of service cause my front oversize sign was was 1 inch to short ....... I just holy **** , dont call SWAT I surrender , he asked are you getting Cute with me , I said , well it is a damn good thing no one died over my sign being to small , He said well you got 5 other violations also , I said get to writing then .he said excuse me , I said dont make me repeat myself , you heard me ..... He said I will call the Highway Patrol , I said you can call who ever in the hell you want , I said listen bub , just 50 short feet down the road I am legal ,you are being chicken **** , this is all about money , so get to writing your tickets and leave me alone ......... he only wrote me 1 ticket for 97.00 ...... after that , I said you know this is pretty chickn **** of you and this state , I walked out the door ........ I am still stuck here at the port until morning now ........

Miss I. · 01-08-2009, 09:33 PM

sorry you are stuck there Spider. Maybe you can find something to hit, ahem do.

ghwk · 01-08-2009, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Spider

they shut me down , put me out of service cause my front oversize sign was was 1 inch to short ....... I just holy **** , dont call SWAT I surrender , he asked are you getting Cute with me , I said , well it is a damn good thing no one died over my sign being to small , He said well you got 5 other violations also , I said get to writing then .he said excuse me , I said dont make me repeat myself , you heard me ..... He said I will call the Highway Patrol , I said you can call who ever in the hell you want , I said listen bub , just 50 short feet down the road I am legal ,you are being chicken **** , this is all about money , so get to writing your tickets and leave me alone ......... he only wrote me 1 ticket for 97.00 ...... after that , I said you know this is pretty chickn **** of you and this state , I walked out the door ........ I am still stuck here at the port until morning now ........

Dude you got a lot of controversy in your life. Is it like this for most long haulers?

Spider · 01-08-2009, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Independent

sorry you are stuck there Spider. Maybe you can find something to hit, ahem do.

Not in this ****ing state .......I swear yo ugive some people a badge , and it goes right to their head , If he didnt have that badge , and talked to me like that ........ he would be on a soup diet for the next 6 weeks ........

Miss I. · 01-08-2009, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ghwk

Dude you got a lot of controversy in your life. Is it like this for most long haulers?

I expect Spider's mad people skills sometimes encourage this situation.

Spider · 01-08-2009, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ghwk

Dude you got a lot of controversy in your life. Is it like this for most long haulers?

Some times it is worse ........ A buddy of mine was pulled over outside of Grants New Mexico , after that encounter he carries a web cam and records everything , the New Mexico trooper threatened to draw down on him ..........

Miss I. · 01-08-2009, 09:41 PM

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Some times it is worse ........ A buddy of mine was pulled over outside of Grants New Mexico , after that encounter he carries a web cam and records everything , the New Mexico trooper threatened to draw down on him ..........

I really am sorry about it Spider, but hopefully you will find something to take your mind off of the event. I

Spider · 01-08-2009, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Independent

I expect Spider's mad people skills sometimes encourage this situation.

well if he was expecting me to beg him for mercy and not write me a ticket , or kiss his ass , he had another thing coming ............Now some things i can see a ticket for , No lights , speeding , reckless endangerment , but a over sized sign 1 inch to short ? give me a ****ing break 97.00 fine no less ..... **** em , if they lock me up , they have to support my ass , my wife would get help from the state of Wyoming , I get 3 hots and a cot ......

Miss I. · 01-08-2009, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Spider

well if he was expecting me to beg him for mercy and not write me a ticket , or kiss his ass , he had another thing coming ............Now some things i can see a ticket for , No lights , speeding , reckless endangerment , but a over sized sign 1 inch to short ? give me a ****ing break 97.00 fine no less ..... **** em , if they lock me up , they have to support my ass , my wife would get help from the state of Wyoming , I get 3 hots and a cot ......

well if you kiss his ass, that's one way to hit it so to speak.

ghwk · 01-08-2009, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Spider

well if he was expecting me to beg him for mercy and not write me a ticket , or kiss his ass , he had another thing coming ............Now some things i can see a ticket for , No lights , speeding , reckless endangerment , but a over sized sign 1 inch to short ? give me a ****ing break 97.00 fine no less ..... **** em , if they lock me up , they have to support my ass , my wife would get help from the state of Wyoming , I get 3 hots and a cot ......

I gotta admit that is one BS ticket though. You can tell him I said so.

Spider · 01-08-2009, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ghwk

I gotta admit that is one BS ticket though. You can tell him I said so.

Yeah and just on the other side of the river in Washington state , I was completely legal , I went through a level 2 inspection on the state line of Washington and Idaho , got a clean bill of health , joked with the trooper for a few minutes , and left .....

Spider · 01-08-2009, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Independent

well if you kiss his ass, that's one way to hit it so to speak.

If this azzhole was starving to death , I would walk across the street , buy me one of them foot long Subs and eat every crum in front of him and never offer him a bite. and if you knew me in person , you would know how strong of a statement that is , I give Bums and Homeless people money ........

Miss I. · 01-08-2009, 09:54 PM

Spider, are you going to be okay? You know I am just trying to tease you back to your normal jovial self yes?

ghwk · 01-08-2009, 09:55 PM

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If this azzhole was starving to death , I would walk across the street , buy me one of them foot long Subs and eat every crum in front of him and never offer him a bite. and if you knew me in person , you would know how strong of a statement that is , I give Bums and Homeless people money ........

So you have to stay there for the night until you can fix it tomorrow?

Spider · 01-08-2009, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by ghwk

So you have to stay there for the night until you can fix it tomorrow?

I can fix it right now , but I cant leave , I am stuck here ....... 10 hour shut down out of service .........

ghwk · 01-08-2009, 10:01 PM

Man that's a drag. Anything to do other than pound out messages to the mane?

Spider · 01-08-2009, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Independent

Spider, are you going to be okay? You know I am just trying to tease you back to your normal jovial self yes?

I know , and i am trying to put this behind me , I have argued and fought with troopers and DOT guys before ,And will again , but this prick and his smugness just pissed me right off .......

Spider · 01-08-2009, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ghwk

Man that's a drag. Anything to do other than pound out messages to the mane?

Nothing .i am siting in a parking lot

Miss I. · 01-08-2009, 10:03 PM

Sorry buddy, you want me to throat punch him? For you, I would do it.

Spider · 01-08-2009, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Independent

Sorry buddy, you want me to throat punch him? For you, I would do it.

Naw , thanks anyway , what I should do is walk in show him a picture of my kids and say hey azzhole , they said thank you for taking food out of their mouths .......

ghwk · 01-08-2009, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Spider

Naw , thanks anyway , what I should do is walk in show him a picture of my kids and say hey azzhole , they said thank you for taking food out of their mouths .......

Yeah, I'd probably pass on that one.

Miss I. · 01-08-2009, 10:09 PM

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Yeah, I'd probably pass on that one.

yeah me too. I just don't see going up and calling the guy an azzhole as being an effective technique.

BroncoBuff · 01-08-2009, 10:53 PM

We Washington residents call Oregon "our Mexico."

The bastards.

BroncoBuff · 01-08-2009, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Spider

well if he was expecting me to beg him for mercy and not write me a ticket , or kiss his ass , he had another thing coming ............Now some things i can see a ticket for , No lights , speeding , reckless endangerment , but a over sized sign 1 inch to short ? give me a ****ing break 97.00 fine no less ..... **** em , if they lock me up , they have to support my ass , my wife would get help from the state of Wyoming , I get 3 hots and a cot ......

I hope you're just blowing off steam there, cause there are serious downsides to this stuff ... you're a long way from home, remember.

Easy for me to say, I know, but a $97 ticket and shutting down one night sounds fairly minor in the big picture.

Spider · 01-08-2009, 11:15 PM

.. chalk one one up for the spider .......... I still got the ticket , but I called out the Highway Patrol , officer shows up me , him , and Mr Azzhole have a pow wow , the patrol man cant tear the ticket up cause it is in the computer , but mr Azzhole had no right to put me out of service ........ So I got to leave , I went right across the street and still pointing and laughing at him ........ take that Biatch

01-08-2009, 09:15 PM	#1
Spider Mr Diplomacy I survived Tebow Mania at the Mane Join Date: May 2001 Location: Elway was just an arm =MacGruder Posts: 84,438 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	Oregon USA= Home of communistic Bastards they shut me down , put me out of service cause my front oversize sign was was 1 inch to short ....... I just holy ** , dont call SWAT I surrender , he asked are you getting Cute with me , I said , well it is a damn good thing no one died over my sign being to small , He said well you got 5 other violations also , I said get to writing then .he said excuse me , I said dont make me repeat myself , you heard me ..... He said I will call the Highway Patrol , I said you can call who ever in the hell you want , I said listen bub , just 50 short feet down the road I am legal ,you are being chicken , this is all about money , so get to writing your tickets and leave me alone ......... he only wrote me 1 ticket for 97.00 ...... after that , I said you know this is pretty chickn ** of you and this state , I walked out the door ........ I am still stuck here at the port until morning now ........

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01-08-2009, 09:33 PM	#2
Miss I. Ring of Famer Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 7,026	sorry you are stuck there Spider. Maybe you can find something to hit, ahem do.

01-08-2009, 09:54 PM	#13
Miss I. Ring of Famer Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 7,026	Spider, are you going to be okay? You know I am just trying to tease you back to your normal jovial self yes?

01-08-2009, 10:01 PM	#16
ghwk Ring of Famer DOOM BOOM! Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,897 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Doomacus	Man that's a drag. Anything to do other than pound out messages to the mane?

01-08-2009, 10:03 PM	#19
Miss I. Ring of Famer Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 7,026	Sorry buddy, you want me to throat punch him? For you, I would do it.

01-08-2009, 10:53 PM	#23
BroncoBuff *************** Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Seattle Posts: 25,470 Adopt-a-Bronco: QUANTERUS SMITH	We Washington residents call Oregon "our Mexico." The bastards.

01-08-2009, 11:15 PM	#25
Spider Mr Diplomacy I survived Tebow Mania at the Mane Join Date: May 2001 Location: Elway was just an arm =MacGruder Posts: 84,438 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	.. chalk one one up for the spider .......... I still got the ticket , but I called out the Highway Patrol , officer shows up me , him , and Mr Azzhole have a pow wow , the patrol man cant tear the ticket up cause it is in the computer , but mr Azzhole had no right to put me out of service ........ So I got to leave , I went right across the street and still pointing and laughing at him ........ take that Biatch