whew I did it

[Spider]

I pmed Doom crew told him what was going on , I had a high dollar load on , got into a little confrontation outside of Moab Utah , got through that ok , but then 70 was closed , it opened , did from Fruita colo to Denver 4 hours flat , then thought I had smooth sailing from Denver to Ill ....wrong got nailed in Kansas by an ice storm , made it to exit 53 Colby Kansas , shut down got up this morning ,rolled some tires and got me some gone , showed up to unload , the bastards wasnt going to unload me until Jan 3 rd , make a long story short , Security got called , I insulted everyone there , but I got unloaded

[Miss I.]

Originally Posted by Spider

I pmed Doom crew told him what was going on , I had a high dollar load on , got into a little confrontation outside of Moab Utah , got through that ok , but then 70 was closed , it opened , did from Fruita colo to Denver 4 hours flat , then thought I had smooth sailing from Denver to Ill ....wrong got nailed in Kansas by an ice storm , made it to exit 53 Colby Kansas , shut down got up this morning ,rolled some tires and got me some gone , showed up to unload , the bastards wasnt going to unload me until Jan 3 rd , make a long story short , Security got called , I insulted everyone there , but I got unloaded

you know Spider, you really do have mad people skills, in that you make people mad, tee hee. I um am glad you dropped your load, um, I mean unloaded your truck.

[Spider]

Originally Posted by Miss Independent

you know Spider, you really do have mad people skills, in that you make people mad, tee hee. I um am glad you dropped your load, um, I mean unloaded your truck.

here is the kicker though .......... i was the decoy , last one to leave the place where we loaded , first one to show up to unload ... I did all that as a decoy ..... still kinda pissed off .......i sure could use a back rub right now

[Miss I.]

Originally Posted by Spider

here is the kicker though .......... i was the decoy , last one to leave the place where we loaded , first one to show up to unload ... I did all that as a decoy ..... still kinda pissed off .......i sure could use a back rub right now

A back rum, hmmm, well my friend Dan gives good one or so I understand from my friend Roni. Want me to send him over

[Spider]

Originally Posted by Miss Independent

A back rum, hmmm, well my friend Dan gives good one or so I understand from my friend Roni. Want me to send him over

only if h wears falsies and a dress

[Miss I.]

Originally Posted by Spider

only if h wears falsies and a dress

Dang you are picky. So just the fact that I call him Nancy wont' do it hmmm. Well he was Navy so he might do falsies and a dress for you.

[Spider]

Originally Posted by Miss Independent

Dang you are picky. So just the fact that I call him Nancy wont' do it hmmm. Well he was Navy so he might do falsies and a dress for you.

even i got standards

[Miss I.]

Originally Posted by Spider

even i got standards

You? You have standards? Just what would those be? Alive and mostly female?

[Spider]

Originally Posted by Miss Independent

You? You have standards? Just what would those be? Alive and mostly female?

yeah having all their limbs is optional

[Miss I.]

Originally Posted by Spider

yeah having all their limbs is optional

Please excuse me in my drunken state (drank a lovely bottle of wine) but um what limbs are optional and how do you define limb?

[Spider]

Originally Posted by Miss Independent

Please excuse me in my drunken state (drank a lovely bottle of wine) but um what limbs are optional and how do you define limb?

arms, legs .........and no artificial limbs they can use as a weapon ........I do need to work more on my bedside manner skills

[Miss I.]

Originally Posted by Spider

arms, legs .........and no artificial limbs they can use as a weapon ........I do need to work more on my bedside manner skills

So you are working on your beside manner to get beyond, "Hey beyotch, get me my beer and turn on the Broncos game." Good to know.

[Spider]

Originally Posted by Miss Independent

So you are working on your beside manner to get beyond, "Hey beyotch, get me my beer and turn on the Broncos game." Good to know.

Foreplay= Wake up Biatch it is time

[Miss I.]

Originally Posted by Spider

Foreplay= Wake up Biatch it is time

Getting all hot and bothered thinking of such sweet words. Oh wait, that coudl be the bottle of wine I drank or my low standards who knows. Guess I should stop, any minute now APA may come in and tell us to get a room, though technically this is a chat room so it sort of counts in a virtual room sense.

[Spider]

Originally Posted by Miss Independent

Getting all hot and bothered thinking of such sweet words. Oh wait, that coudl be the bottle of wine I drank or my low standards who knows. Guess I should stop, any minute now APA may come in and tell us to get a room, though technically this is a chat room so it sort of counts in a virtual room sense.

what can I say I am a hopeless romantic

[Miss I.]

Originally Posted by Spider

what can I say I am a hopeless romantic

a fact I am sure your lovely wife appreciates

[Spider]

Originally Posted by Miss Independent

a fact I am sure your lovely wife appreciates

She used to .......

[Miss I.]

Originally Posted by Spider

She used to .......

5 kids, I bet she would still appreciate it studmuffin.

[Spider]

Originally Posted by Miss Independent

5 kids, I bet she would still appreciate it studmuffin.

6 and no she doesnt even bother to call me .......

[Miss I.]

Originally Posted by Spider

6 and no she doesnt even bother to call me .......

oops lost count, just like I did on the wine, oops. Well you know I heard a rumor, that phones work both ways (kind of like being bi-sexual) and the hubby can call the wife and start the dirty, ahem loving affectionate talk.

[Spider]

Originally Posted by Miss Independent

oops lost count, just like I did on the wine, oops. Well you know I heard a rumor, that phones work both ways (kind of like being bi-sexual) and the hubby can call the wife and start the dirty, ahem loving affectionate talk.

In 17 years , been there done that ......

[Los Broncos]

Good to see you made and your OK.

And I must say your people skills have improved, you didn't call me a b**** in any of those PM"S.

[Miss I.]

Originally Posted by Spider

In 17 years , been there done that ......

surprised it wasn't, been there hit that, Mr. Spider guy. But congrats on 17 years, that's impressive.

[Spider]

Originally Posted by Doom Crew72

Good to see you made and your ok.

And I must say your people skills have improved, you didn't call me a b**** in any of those PM"S.

.........Well check this out , I come rolling in through the gate 4 hours ahead of Schedule , pull up on the scale , grab my paper work , walk into the office , and this guy said I got bad news grinning from ear to ear , I said what is it ? he said i cant unload you until Jan 3 rd ....A first i thought he was joking , then he said no seriously , I cant unload you until jan 3 rd ...... I blew a gasket , I said your punk ass better get on the phone and call someone , my truck isnt moving until it is unloaded , and if I have to I will unload it myself and you WILL NOT LIKE IT .Now mother ****er get on the phone ....... He said I will call security , I said you can call the National mother ****ing guard for all I care you silly bastard .....Needless to say ,some suits showed up with Security , i got unloaded with in 15 minutes ..... the fun part was , after i was unloaded , the same guy looked at me and said , you have to leave the property right now , I said damn I was hoping to park in the parking lot and you take to me your house so I can get some p***Y off your woman ...... Security guard stepped in asked me to stop provoking a fight

[Spider]

Originally Posted by Miss Independent

surprised it wasn't, been there hit that, Mr. Spider guy. But congrats on 17 years, that's impressive.

thanks ...... i was in it for the long haul , I talk alot of crap ,but I have never cheated on her , but that streak might come to an end if I meet the right woman