All Wesley Woodyard Does is Make Plays - Page 3 - The Orange Mane

crowebomber · 08-21-2008, 05:52 PM

WESLEY “THE WOLF” WOODYARD

You're Jay, right? This is your

team?

JAY

Yeah.

THE WOLF

(stick his hand out)

I'm Wesley Woodyard, I solve problems.

JAY

Good, 'cause we got one.

THE WOLF

So I heard. May I come in?

JAY

Please do.

The two men walk to the dining room.

THE WOLF

I want to convey Mr. Bowlen’s

gratitude with the help you're

providing on this matter. Let me

assure you Jay, Mr. Bowlen’s

gratitude is worth having.

In the dining room, JMFW and Ryan Clady stand up.

THE WOLF

You must be JMFW, which would make

you Ryan. Let's get down to

brass tacks, gentlemen. If I was

informed correctly, the clock is

ticking, is that right, Jay?

JAY

100%.

Irish Stout · 08-21-2008, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ApaOps5

Lord please forgive me for the statement I am about to make:

Gene Upshaw sent a past due notice to Woodyard for his Union Dues. We all know who ended up the better of that duel.

ANIMAL24 · 08-21-2008, 06:00 PM

pulp fiction, lol

Lestat · 08-21-2008, 06:45 PM

gotta love the attitude

fdf · 08-21-2008, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doggcow

People said Lofa Tatupu was too small to play LB.

Said that about Ian Gold, too.

Rohirrim · 08-21-2008, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Casson

Jack Williams > Wesley Woodyard

You mean Jack "Tripper" Williams?

If it was Woodyard running with that ball and that 3rd string QB reached out to trip him, he'd be wearing splints on both arms.

Los Broncos · 08-21-2008, 07:19 PM

Woodyard is so powerful he is giving it to Torain to heal faster.

snowspot66 · 08-21-2008, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doom Crew72

Woodyard is so powerful he is giving it to Torain to heal faster.

Giving what to Torain? The Business?

theAPAOps5 · 08-21-2008, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snowspot66

Giving what to Torain? The Business?

hambone13 · 08-21-2008, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rohirrim

You mean Jack "Tripper" Williams?

If it was Woodyard running with that ball and that 3rd string QB reached out to trip him, he'd be wearing splints on both arms.

And he would have left some wood for the splints!

Play2win · 08-21-2008, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmhargrove

You mean Jack Mother****in get caught from behind by the mother****in third string quarterback mother****er?

JACK "Mother ****ing Quarterback" WILLIAMS

JMFQBW...

snowspot66 · 08-21-2008, 09:47 PM

I prefer Jack "The Tripper"

theAPAOps5 · 08-21-2008, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snowspot66

I prefer Jack "The Tripper"

That makes no sense he got tripped. A tripper to me means someone who performs the trip

Irish Stout · 08-21-2008, 09:55 PM

Tripper, tripped, who cares. You guys are off topic here. Woodyard would have just flown into the end zone.

Garcia Bronco · 08-21-2008, 10:06 PM

Woodyard can beat a wall in a game of Tennis.

snowspot66 · 08-21-2008, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ApaOps5

That makes no sense he got tripped. A tripper to me means someone who performs the trip

It could also be someone who trips constantly as in "That person is so clumsy they constantly trip all over themselves." It just depends on how you want to read it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irish Stout

Tripper, tripped, who cares. You guys are off topic here. Woodyard would have just flown into the end zone.

Woodyard gives you wings.

Garcia Bronco · 08-21-2008, 10:28 PM

Woodyard can divide by zero.

Los Broncos · 08-21-2008, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snowspot66

Giving what to Torain? The Business?

awesome....

Rock Chalk · 08-22-2008, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore

Woodyard can fold paper in half nine times.

Not even Chuck Norris can do that!

hambone13 · 08-22-2008, 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DS49

JACK "Mother ****ing Quarterback" WILLIAMS

JMFQBW...

Ladies and Gentleman, we have a new acronym......that, is damn funny. His teammates need to know about this thread and the progression of his name here......

BMarsh615 · 08-22-2008, 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irish Stout

Frank Gifford once said, "Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors." After seeing Woodyard, he ammended this statement with "EVERYONE'S GOING TO DIE!!!!"

cmhargrove · 08-22-2008, 08:52 AM

Pair of fly shades: $150.00
Getting your "fly" beard trimmed: $30.00
Drilling Phillip Rivers between the numbers.... priceless

cmhargrove · 08-22-2008, 08:57 AM

Is Wesley related to Ray Lewis?

Naw, I heard Ray Ray came after Wesley with a knife once... Ray then decided to stab himself because it was a less painful way to die...

Man-Goblin · 08-22-2008, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmhargrove

While some of you may believe Wesley Woodyard is invincible, he isn't. Whenever he travels to within 100 meters of the sun he must wear these glasses to protect his eyes.

lex · 08-22-2008, 09:10 AM

So does Dre Bly,...but unlike Dre Bly he doesnt give up big plays...at least not so far. Nor does he throw people under the bus.

08-22-2008, 08:52 AM	#72
cmhargrove Is this thing on??? Travis Henry's love child... Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Tulsa, OK Posts: 6,411 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Hillis	Pair of fly shades: $150.00 Getting your "fly" beard trimmed: $30.00 Drilling Phillip Rivers between the numbers.... priceless Attached Images

08-22-2008, 08:57 AM	#73
cmhargrove Is this thing on??? Travis Henry's love child... Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Tulsa, OK Posts: 6,411 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Hillis	Is Wesley related to Ray Lewis? Naw, I heard Ray Ray came after Wesley with a knife once... Ray then decided to stab himself because it was a less painful way to die... Attached Images

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08-21-2008, 05:52 PM	#51
crowebomber Ring of Famer Old School Sucka Fool Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: P-Town Posts: 1,517 Adopt-a-Bronco: Frank Tripucka	WESLEY “THE WOLF” WOODYARD You're Jay, right? This is your team? JAY Yeah. THE WOLF (stick his hand out) I'm Wesley Woodyard, I solve problems. JAY Good, 'cause we got one. THE WOLF So I heard. May I come in? JAY Please do. The two men walk to the dining room. THE WOLF I want to convey Mr. Bowlen’s gratitude with the help you're providing on this matter. Let me assure you Jay, Mr. Bowlen’s gratitude is worth having. In the dining room, JMFW and Ryan Clady stand up. THE WOLF You must be JMFW, which would make you Ryan. Let's get down to brass tacks, gentlemen. If I was informed correctly, the clock is ticking, is that right, Jay? JAY 100%.

08-21-2008, 06:00 PM	#53
ANIMAL24 THE SATISFIER LETS GO DRAFT Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: LONG BEACH Posts: 216 Adopt-a-Bronco: DARIUS WATTS	pulp fiction, lol

08-21-2008, 06:45 PM	#54
Lestat Oreo Lucian Rockefeller The New Age Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 5,171	gotta love the attitude

08-21-2008, 07:19 PM	#57
Los Broncos Ring of farmers Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Anaheim Hills, Santa Ana Mountains CA Posts: 18,766 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ryan Clady	Woodyard is so powerful he is giving it to Torain to heal faster.

08-21-2008, 09:47 PM	#62
snowspot66 Ring of Famer Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 4,643	I prefer Jack "The Tripper"

08-21-2008, 09:55 PM	#64
Irish Stout Ring of Famer Run for it Marty! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 2,805 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Woodyard	Tripper, tripped, who cares. You guys are off topic here. Woodyard would have just flown into the end zone.

08-21-2008, 10:06 PM	#65
Garcia Bronco Hokie since 1993 Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 45,991 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tom Jackson	Woodyard can beat a wall in a game of Tennis.

08-21-2008, 10:28 PM	#67
Garcia Bronco Hokie since 1993 Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 45,991 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tom Jackson	Woodyard can divide by zero.

08-22-2008, 09:10 AM	#75
lex Bowlen Sold Us Out! The Broncos have been DisemBowlened Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Chi-Town Posts: 10,253 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	So does Dre Bly,...but unlike Dre Bly he doesnt give up big plays...at least not so far. Nor does he throw people under the bus.