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Old 08-21-2008, 05:52 PM   #51
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WESLEY “THE WOLF” WOODYARD




You're Jay, right? This is your




team?









JAY




Yeah.









THE WOLF




(stick his hand out)




I'm Wesley Woodyard, I solve problems.









JAY




Good, 'cause we got one.









THE WOLF




So I heard. May I come in?









JAY




Please do.









The two men walk to the dining room.









THE WOLF




I want to convey Mr. Bowlen’s




gratitude with the help you're




providing on this matter. Let me




assure you Jay, Mr. Bowlen’s




gratitude is worth having.









In the dining room, JMFW and Ryan Clady stand up.









THE WOLF




You must be JMFW, which would make




you Ryan. Let's get down to




brass tacks, gentlemen. If I was




informed correctly, the clock is




ticking, is that right, Jay?









JAY




100%.


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Old 08-21-2008, 05:53 PM   #52
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Lord please forgive me for the statement I am about to make:

Gene Upshaw sent a past due notice to Woodyard for his Union Dues. We all know who ended up the better of that duel.
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Old 08-21-2008, 06:00 PM   #53
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pulp fiction, lol
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Old 08-21-2008, 06:45 PM   #54
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Old 08-21-2008, 06:55 PM   #55
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People said Lofa Tatupu was too small to play LB.
Said that about Ian Gold, too.
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Old 08-21-2008, 06:59 PM   #56
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Jack Williams > Wesley Woodyard
You mean Jack "Tripper" Williams?

If it was Woodyard running with that ball and that 3rd string QB reached out to trip him, he'd be wearing splints on both arms.
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Old 08-21-2008, 07:19 PM   #57
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Woodyard is so powerful he is giving it to Torain to heal faster.
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Old 08-21-2008, 07:37 PM   #58
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Woodyard is so powerful he is giving it to Torain to heal faster.
Giving what to Torain? The Business?
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Old 08-21-2008, 07:40 PM   #59
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Old 08-21-2008, 08:06 PM   #60
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You mean Jack "Tripper" Williams?

If it was Woodyard running with that ball and that 3rd string QB reached out to trip him, he'd be wearing splints on both arms.
And he would have left some wood for the splints!
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Old 08-21-2008, 09:41 PM   #61
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You mean Jack Mother****in get caught from behind by the mother****in third string quarterback mother****er?
JACK "Mother ****ing Quarterback" WILLIAMS

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Old 08-21-2008, 09:47 PM   #62
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I prefer Jack "The Tripper"
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Old 08-21-2008, 09:49 PM   #63
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I prefer Jack "The Tripper"
That makes no sense he got tripped. A tripper to me means someone who performs the trip
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Old 08-21-2008, 09:55 PM   #64
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Tripper, tripped, who cares. You guys are off topic here. Woodyard would have just flown into the end zone.
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Old 08-21-2008, 10:06 PM   #65
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Woodyard can beat a wall in a game of Tennis.
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Old 08-21-2008, 10:22 PM   #66
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That makes no sense he got tripped. A tripper to me means someone who performs the trip
It could also be someone who trips constantly as in "That person is so clumsy they constantly trip all over themselves." It just depends on how you want to read it.

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Tripper, tripped, who cares. You guys are off topic here. Woodyard would have just flown into the end zone.
Woodyard gives you wings.
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Old 08-21-2008, 10:28 PM   #67
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Woodyard can divide by zero.
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awesome....
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Old 08-22-2008, 12:19 AM   #69
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Not even Chuck Norris can do that!
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Old 08-22-2008, 03:21 AM   #70
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JACK "Mother ****ing Quarterback" WILLIAMS

JMFQBW...


Ladies and Gentleman, we have a new acronym......that, is damn funny. His teammates need to know about this thread and the progression of his name here......
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Old 08-22-2008, 06:50 AM   #71
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Frank Gifford once said, "Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors." After seeing Woodyard, he ammended this statement with "EVERYONE'S GOING TO DIE!!!!"
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Old 08-22-2008, 08:52 AM   #72
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Old 08-22-2008, 08:57 AM   #73
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Is Wesley related to Ray Lewis?

Naw, I heard Ray Ray came after Wesley with a knife once... Ray then decided to stab himself because it was a less painful way to die...
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Old 08-22-2008, 09:01 AM   #74
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While some of you may believe Wesley Woodyard is invincible, he isn't. Whenever he travels to within 100 meters of the sun he must wear these glasses to protect his eyes.
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Old 08-22-2008, 09:10 AM   #75
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So does Dre Bly,...but unlike Dre Bly he doesnt give up big plays...at least not so far. Nor does he throw people under the bus.
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