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Old 08-21-2008, 04:47 PM   #26
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The Chief Export of Wesley Woodyard is Pain
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Old 08-21-2008, 04:48 PM   #27
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Welsley can swim under water and not get wet.
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Old 08-21-2008, 04:55 PM   #28
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Woodyard vs. Usain Bolt in the 100 or 200? Easy, Woodyard (okay, fine, he has to have someone pull a Tanya Harding on Bolt's knees first, just to make sure, but he still coulda won by a neck).
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Wesley Woodyard doesn't see dead people, he makes dead people
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Old 08-21-2008, 04:58 PM   #30
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Woodyard can tickle himself.
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Old 08-21-2008, 05:00 PM   #31
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JMFW is great, but Woodyard is Winston Wolf (the initials are no coincidence).
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Old 08-21-2008, 05:01 PM   #32
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Wesley brings so much lumber he has his own Wood Yard.
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Old 08-21-2008, 05:02 PM   #33
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If Bo Jackson were just coming into the league, he would just stick to baseball for fear he would have to play Wesley Woodyard at least twice a year....
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Old 08-21-2008, 05:03 PM   #34
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I would have Jay Cutler's love child, but I would let Wesley Woodyard raise him.

Whats up with the dude making one post claiming Jack MoFo Williams is better than Wesley Woodyard? Doesn't he know that MoFo and Mr. 13 tackles in preseason are forming the new Justice League!?!? Bringing asswhoopings to villians every Sunday!

I kinda think I should send Woodyard over to one post kid's house... but after my love child comment, I don't think Woodyard will take my calls anymore.

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Old 08-21-2008, 05:04 PM   #35
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Wesley Woodyard can score a TD on Tecmo Superbowl without doing the zig zag zig zag zig zag......
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Old 08-21-2008, 05:08 PM   #36
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Wesley "Lay the" Woodyard.
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Old 08-21-2008, 05:12 PM   #37
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Wesley Woodyard can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Old 08-21-2008, 05:18 PM   #38
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Mr. Spock tried to put the Vulcan Nerve pinch on Wesley Woodyard but Mr. Spock passed out. Before he hit the ground, Wesley Woodyard finished the tackle forcing the fumble and then took it to the house

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Old 08-21-2008, 05:24 PM   #39
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Wesley Woodyard can rub is belly and pat his head at the same time.
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His own wood yard, wesley brings...... so much lumber he has.
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Old 08-21-2008, 05:31 PM   #41
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His own wood yard, wesley brings...... so much lumber he has.
When Wesley Wood yard was a lumberjack, he didn't need a chainsaw the trees just went down
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Much Fear I sense. Fear leads to Anger, Anger leads to Hate. Hate leads to Woodyard.
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I saw them do it 11 times with a 100 x 100 (or something similar) piece of paper and a fork lift on Myth Busters. Then I saw Wesley Woodyard tackle the fork lift.
I seriously got a good solid belly laugh outta this one picturing it.....ROFL
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...and wood yard leads to woopazz
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Frank Gifford once said, "Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors." After seeing Woodyard, he ammended this statement with "EVERYONE'S GOING TO DIE!!!!"
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I would have Jay Cutler's love child, but I would let Wesley Woodyard raise him.

Whats up with the dude making one post claiming Jack MoFo Williams is better than Wesley Woodyard? Doesn't he know that MoFo and Mr. 13 tackles in preseason are forming the new Justice League!?!? Bringing asswhoopings to villians every Sunday!

I kinda think I should send Woodyard over to one post kid's house... but after my love child comment, I don't think Woodyard will take my calls anymore.


It was his first post i think he was nervous.
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Lord please forgive me for the statement I am about to make:

Gene Upshaw sent a past due notice to Woodyard for his Union Dues. We all know who ended up the better of that duel.
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Old 08-21-2008, 05:50 PM   #49
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Gene Upshaw sent a past due notice to Woodyard for his Union Dues. We all know who ended up the better of that duel.
He brought so much wood, he left him enough for his pine box OUCH

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Old 08-21-2008, 05:52 PM   #50
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Wesley (HIROSHIMA) Woodyard



Heres LT when he meets woodyard for the first time.
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