All Wesley Woodyard Does is Make Plays - Page 2 - The Orange Mane

hambone13 · 08-21-2008, 04:47 PM

The Chief Export of Wesley Woodyard is Pain

Los Broncos · 08-21-2008, 04:48 PM

Welsley can swim under water and not get wet.

Memento · 08-21-2008, 04:55 PM

Woodyard vs. Usain Bolt in the 100 or 200? Easy, Woodyard (okay, fine, he has to have someone pull a Tanya Harding on Bolt's knees first, just to make sure, but he still coulda won by a neck).

hambone13 · 08-21-2008, 04:56 PM

Wesley Woodyard doesn't see dead people, he makes dead people

crowebomber · 08-21-2008, 04:58 PM

Woodyard can tickle himself.

crowebomber · 08-21-2008, 05:00 PM

JMFW is great, but Woodyard is Winston Wolf (the initials are no coincidence).

Bronco Yoda · 08-21-2008, 05:01 PM

Wesley brings so much lumber he has his own Wood Yard.

hambone13 · 08-21-2008, 05:02 PM

If Bo Jackson were just coming into the league, he would just stick to baseball for fear he would have to play Wesley Woodyard at least twice a year....

Irish Stout · 08-21-2008, 05:03 PM

I would have Jay Cutler's love child, but I would let Wesley Woodyard raise him.

Whats up with the dude making one post claiming Jack MoFo Williams is better than Wesley Woodyard? Doesn't he know that MoFo and Mr. 13 tackles in preseason are forming the new Justice League!?!? Bringing asswhoopings to villians every Sunday!

I kinda think I should send Woodyard over to one post kid's house... but after my love child comment, I don't think Woodyard will take my calls anymore.

Crushisback · 08-21-2008, 05:04 PM

Wesley Woodyard can score a TD on Tecmo Superbowl without doing the zig zag zig zag zig zag......

BroncoBuff · 08-21-2008, 05:08 PM

Wesley "Lay the" Woodyard.

Kaylore · 08-21-2008, 05:12 PM

Wesley Woodyard can sneeze with his eyes open.

hambone13 · 08-21-2008, 05:18 PM

Mr. Spock tried to put the Vulcan Nerve pinch on Wesley Woodyard but Mr. Spock passed out. Before he hit the ground, Wesley Woodyard finished the tackle forcing the fumble and then took it to the house

theAPAOps5 · 08-21-2008, 05:24 PM

Wesley Woodyard can rub is belly and pat his head at the same time.

Bronco Yoda · 08-21-2008, 05:28 PM

His own wood yard, wesley brings...... so much lumber he has.

hambone13 · 08-21-2008, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bronco Yoda

His own wood yard, wesley brings...... so much lumber he has.

When Wesley Wood yard was a lumberjack, he didn't need a chainsaw the trees just went down

theAPAOps5 · 08-21-2008, 05:31 PM

Much Fear I sense. Fear leads to Anger, Anger leads to Hate. Hate leads to Woodyard.

hambone13 · 08-21-2008, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irish Stout

I saw them do it 11 times with a 100 x 100 (or something similar) piece of paper and a fork lift on Myth Busters. Then I saw Wesley Woodyard tackle the fork lift.

I seriously got a good solid belly laugh outta this one picturing it.....ROFL

Bronco Yoda · 08-21-2008, 05:40 PM

...and wood yard leads to woopazz

telluride · 08-21-2008, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crowebomber

Woodyard can tickle himself.

Tremendous.

Irish Stout · 08-21-2008, 05:41 PM

Frank Gifford once said, "Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors." After seeing Woodyard, he ammended this statement with "EVERYONE'S GOING TO DIE!!!!"

Bronx33 · 08-21-2008, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irish Stout

I would have Jay Cutler's love child, but I would let Wesley Woodyard raise him.

Whats up with the dude making one post claiming Jack MoFo Williams is better than Wesley Woodyard? Doesn't he know that MoFo and Mr. 13 tackles in preseason are forming the new Justice League!?!? Bringing asswhoopings to villians every Sunday!

I kinda think I should send Woodyard over to one post kid's house... but after my love child comment, I don't think Woodyard will take my calls anymore.

It was his first post i think he was nervous.

theAPAOps5 · 08-21-2008, 05:47 PM

Lord please forgive me for the statement I am about to make:

Gene Upshaw sent a past due notice to Woodyard for his Union Dues. We all know who ended up the better of that duel.

hambone13 · 08-21-2008, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ApaOps5

Lord please forgive me for the statement I am about to make:

Gene Upshaw sent a past due notice to Woodyard for his Union Dues. We all know who ended up the better of that duel.

He brought so much wood, he left him enough for his pine box OUCH

Bronx33 · 08-21-2008, 05:52 PM

Wesley (HIROSHIMA) Woodyard

Heres LT when he meets woodyard for the first time.

08-21-2008, 05:03 PM	#34
Irish Stout Ring of Famer Run for it Marty! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 2,802 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Woodyard	I would have Jay Cutler's love child, but I would let Wesley Woodyard raise him. Whats up with the dude making one post claiming Jack MoFo Williams is better than Wesley Woodyard? Doesn't he know that MoFo and Mr. 13 tackles in preseason are forming the new Justice League!?!? Bringing asswhoopings to villians every Sunday! I kinda think I should send Woodyard over to one post kid's house... but after my love child comment, I don't think Woodyard will take my calls anymore. Last edited by Irish Stout; 08-21-2008 at 05:07 PM..

08-21-2008, 05:18 PM	#38
hambone13 Ring of Famer New to the Forum Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 1,973 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	Mr. Spock tried to put the Vulcan Nerve pinch on Wesley Woodyard but Mr. Spock passed out. Before he hit the ground, Wesley Woodyard finished the tackle forcing the fumble and then took it to the house Last edited by hambone13; 08-21-2008 at 05:21 PM..

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08-21-2008, 04:47 PM	#26
hambone13 Ring of Famer New to the Forum Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 1,973 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	The Chief Export of Wesley Woodyard is Pain

08-21-2008, 04:48 PM	#27
Los Broncos Ring of farmers Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Anaheim Hills, Santa Ana Mountains CA Posts: 18,766 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ryan Clady	Welsley can swim under water and not get wet.

08-21-2008, 04:55 PM	#28
Memento SY2K Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: The sunny(?) Pacific NW Posts: 212 Adopt-a-Bronco: Godwin Turk	Woodyard vs. Usain Bolt in the 100 or 200? Easy, Woodyard (okay, fine, he has to have someone pull a Tanya Harding on Bolt's knees first, just to make sure, but he still coulda won by a neck).

08-21-2008, 04:56 PM	#29
hambone13 Ring of Famer New to the Forum Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 1,973 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	Wesley Woodyard doesn't see dead people, he makes dead people

08-21-2008, 04:58 PM	#30
crowebomber Ring of Famer Old School Sucka Fool Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: P-Town Posts: 1,517 Adopt-a-Bronco: Frank Tripucka	Woodyard can tickle himself.

08-21-2008, 05:00 PM	#31
crowebomber Ring of Famer Old School Sucka Fool Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: P-Town Posts: 1,517 Adopt-a-Bronco: Frank Tripucka	JMFW is great, but Woodyard is Winston Wolf (the initials are no coincidence).

08-21-2008, 05:01 PM	#32
Bronco Yoda Stokley once... ...saved me from a beating Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,244	Wesley brings so much lumber he has his own Wood Yard.

08-21-2008, 05:02 PM	#33
hambone13 Ring of Famer New to the Forum Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 1,973 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	If Bo Jackson were just coming into the league, he would just stick to baseball for fear he would have to play Wesley Woodyard at least twice a year....

08-21-2008, 05:04 PM	#35
Crushisback Camp fodder Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 491	Wesley Woodyard can score a TD on Tecmo Superbowl without doing the zig zag zig zag zig zag......

08-21-2008, 05:08 PM	#36
BroncoBuff *************** Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Seattle Posts: 25,433 Adopt-a-Bronco: QUANTERUS SMITH	Wesley "Lay the" Woodyard.

08-21-2008, 05:12 PM	#37
Kaylore 6-37, Raider fans. Yummy birds and snow! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ceti Alpha V Posts: 41,019 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Duke	Wesley Woodyard can sneeze with his eyes open.

08-21-2008, 05:24 PM	#39
theAPAOps5 A new beginning! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 26,058 Adopt-a-Bronco: Watermock - RIP	Wesley Woodyard can rub is belly and pat his head at the same time.

08-21-2008, 05:28 PM	#40
Bronco Yoda Stokley once... ...saved me from a beating Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,244	His own wood yard, wesley brings...... so much lumber he has.

08-21-2008, 05:31 PM	#42
theAPAOps5 A new beginning! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 26,058 Adopt-a-Bronco: Watermock - RIP	Much Fear I sense. Fear leads to Anger, Anger leads to Hate. Hate leads to Woodyard.

08-21-2008, 05:40 PM	#44
Bronco Yoda Stokley once... ...saved me from a beating Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,244	...and wood yard leads to woopazz

08-21-2008, 05:41 PM	#46
Irish Stout Ring of Famer Run for it Marty! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 2,802 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Woodyard	Frank Gifford once said, "Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors." After seeing Woodyard, he ammended this statement with "EVERYONE'S GOING TO DIE!!!!"

08-21-2008, 05:47 PM	#48
theAPAOps5 A new beginning! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 26,058 Adopt-a-Bronco: Watermock - RIP	Lord please forgive me for the statement I am about to make: Gene Upshaw sent a past due notice to Woodyard for his Union Dues. We all know who ended up the better of that duel.

08-21-2008, 05:52 PM	#50
Bronx33 lets go partner Rumpson Rocks Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lakewood,Colo Posts: 41,221 Adopt-a-Bronco: Woodyard	Wesley (HIROSHIMA) Woodyard Heres LT when he meets woodyard for the first time.